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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Godfather on March 10, 2011, 11:19:17 AM
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Stare at boobs for longer life
A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
come on. You added that part in there didn't you?
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I need to send this to the wife. I will be out purchase a life size portrait of boobies centered over the flat screen as soon as she gets on board.
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Never let it be said, that Tigers X does not contribute to science....
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/study.jpg)
There....I hope you all feel better!
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Not yet...still staring.
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Never let it be said, that Tigers X does not contribute to science....
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/study.jpg)
There....I hope you all feel better!
Yes. Yes I do.
What?
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What the hell, let's all live forever:
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/1breast011.jpg)
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Never mind.
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Never mind.
I thought for sure that when I saw your name as the last poster, that you had provided us a shot from your personal collection. You know, because you care about us. :tits:
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What the hell, let's all live forever:
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/1breast011.jpg)
Why is that woman wearing pullups?
She having control issues?
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Why is that woman wearing pullups?
She having control issues?
You’re not staring at what will make you healthy.
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You’re not staring at what will make you healthy.
I can't get past the depends. Sorry.
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Never mind.
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