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Title: Monty Python's Cow Tossing: Fetchez la vache!
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2011, 10:57:37 AM

A new game for iPhone and iPad... sounds like it would be worth it to wait for a new version, the reviews are very critical... Even so, sounds funny!

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/monty-pythons-cow-tossing/id410629969?mt=8 (http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/monty-pythons-cow-tossing/id410629969?mt=8)

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Description
* Supports iPhone 3GS, iPhone4 and 3rd Gen iPod Touch *

Epic, historic...and totally inaccurate. Arthur and his knights, charged by God on a sacred quest to seek the Holy Grail, find a castle inhabited by you, merry and mischievous French barbarians whose master claims to "already have one".

Defend your Citadel with an adjustable catapult against those English types who feel enraged by your outrageous accent, using a variety of projectiles that belong more in the farmyard than 10 feet up in the air. Fling chickens, cows, European and African swallows, and even the kitchen sink to keep those knights out before you have to fart in their general direction.

Tell that silly king to boil his own bottom and claim his mother was a hamster, and build up your arrogance meter to unlock other animals and taunt that silly king a second time.

Featuring:

- 80 Levels of English invasion!
- 6 different types of animal to throw
- Your catapult gets better as you progress
- Power-ups mid-flight! Watch out for the Holy Grail when it appears
- Clips from the movie you can unlock
- Game Center-enabled!!

Title: Re: Monty Python's Cow Tossing: Fetchez la vache!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 04, 2011, 11:00:17 AM

What? He's already got one?

Oh yes, it's very nice.....I told them he's already got one.

Title: Re: Monty Python's Cow Tossing: Fetchez la vache!
Post by: AUChizad on March 04, 2011, 11:26:09 AM

Downloading (a haxxored version).

I'll gladly give any shitty app a try if it's free to me.

Title: Re: Monty Python's Cow Tossing: Fetchez la vache!
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2011, 12:36:09 PM

Run Away!

Title: Re: Monty Python's Cow Tossing: Fetchez la vache!
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2011, 12:44:34 PM

Quote from: AUChizad on March 04, 2011, 11:26:09 AM

Downloading (a haxxored version).

I'll gladly give any shitty app a try if it's free to me.

Where does one get a haxx?

Title: Re: Monty Python's Cow Tossing: Fetchez la vache!
Post by: AUChizad on March 04, 2011, 01:11:01 PM

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2011, 12:44:34 PM

Where does one get a haxx?

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/broun_hall/iphone_jailbreakers..._12525.0.html

Title: Re: Monty Python's Cow Tossing: Fetchez la vache!
Post by: AUChizad on March 04, 2011, 01:17:30 PM

The game's aaight.

Pretty much what you expect. Angry Birds with some Terry Gilliam-style animation.

Title: Re: Monty Python's Cow Tossing: Fetchez la vache!
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2011, 01:32:29 PM

I am not jailbreaking my company phone. 

I am also not going to stress about paying an ENTIRE $1.99!! for the actual game. Did not realize it was that cheap.  If it were $15, i would wait for a freebie version, but $2?  Pfffpt.

Title: Re: Monty Python's Cow Tossing: Fetchez la vache!
Post by: AUChizad on March 04, 2011, 01:52:20 PM

It's about twice as expensive as it should be.