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Title: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AWK on August 31, 2010, 12:41:55 PM
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Auburn's depth chart, the first since the Outback Bowl, is hot off the press this Tuesday. Here it is, with a few quick observations:

(http://media.al.com/sports_impact/photo/jeffreywhittaker4toddvanjpg-8131e4a7d3ac9059_large.jpg)Jeffrey Whitaker: Freshman is on the move on second team

**Update from the press conference: Gene Chizik says senior Ryan Shoemaker will be the punter, winning the job over freshman Steven Clark.

That was the last starting job open.

**Mario Fannin is the starting tailback, all right, followed by sophomore Onterio McCalebb and freshman Michael Dyer.

**Eric Smith is the starter in the backfield, followed by freshmen Shaun Kitchens and Trovon Reed in the H-back/slot/fullback spot.

**Brandon Mosley, a junior college transfer brought in to compete for the starting right tackle spot, is the backup to Lee Ziemba at left tackle.

**Antoine Carter is the starting at defensive end, backed up by freshman Corey Lemonier.

**Senior Zach Clayton is starting at defensive tackle, backed up by freshman Jeffrey Whitaker.

**No surprise, Eltoro Freeman is backing up Craig Stevens at one of the linebacker spots.

**Jessel Curry is the only freshman linebacker listed as high as second team. He's backing up Daren Bates.

**The previously injured Zac Etheridge and Aairon Savage have won starting roles in the secondary.

Here's the depth chart for the season-opener:


QB
 2 Cameron Newton (6-6/250/Jr./College Park, Ga.)
 14 Barrett Trotter (6-2/211/So./Birmingham, Ala.)
 
RB
 27 Mario Fannin (5-11/228/Sr./Hampton, Ga.)
 23 Onterio McCalebb (5-10/171/So./Fort Meade, Ga.)
 5 Michael Dyer (5-9/215/Fr./Little Rock, Ark.)
 
HB
 32 Eric Smith (5-10/240/Jr./Seffner, Fla.)
 4 Shaun Kitchens (6-3/217/Fr./College Park, Ga.)
 1 Trovon Reed (6-0/181/Fr./Thibodaux, La.)
 
TE/WR
 43 Phillip Lutzenkirchen (6-4/258/So./Marietta, Ga.) -- OR--
 18 Kodi Burns (6-2/207/Sr./Fort Smith, Ark.)
 80 Emory Blake (6-1/192/So./Austin, Texas)
 
WR
 81 Terrell Zachery (6-1/210/Sr./Wadley, Ala.)
 9 Quindarius Carr (6-1/186/Jr./Huntsville, Ala.)
 3 DeAngelo Benton (6-2/201/So./Bastrop, La.)
 
WR
 89 Darvin Adams (6-3/185/Jr./Kennesaw, Ga.)
 82 Jay Wisner (6-2/190/Sr./Bozeman, Mont.)
 87 Derek Winter (6-0/208/Jr./Tampa, Fla.)
 
LT
 73 Lee Ziemba (6-8/319/Sr./Rogers, Ark.)
 75 Brandon Mosley (6-6/299/Jr./Jefferson, Ga.)
 
LG
 66 Mike Berry (6-3/316/Sr./Antioch, Tenn.)
 53 Bart Eddins (6-4/304/Sr./Montgomery, Ala.)
 
C
 50 Ryan Pugh (6-4/297/Sr./Hoover, Ala.)
 63 Blake Burgess (6-2/278/RFr./Vestavia Hills, Ala.)
 
RG
 57 Byron Isom (6-3/291/Jr./Jonesboro, Ga.)
 76 Jorrell Bostrom (6-3/322/Sr./Nampa, Idaho) --OR--
 79 Jared Cooper (6-4/300/Jr./Brewton, Ala.)
 
RT
 77 A.J. Greene (6-5/291/Jr./Madison, Tenn.)
 71 John Sullen (6-6/312/So./Auburn, Ala.)
 
LE
45 Antoine Carter (6-4/256/Sr./Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.)
 55 Corey Lemonier (6-4/227/Fr./Hialeah, Fla.)
 95 Dee Ford (6-4/240/So./Odenville, Ala.)
 
DT
 98 Zach Clayton (6-3/296/Sr./Opelika, Ala.)
 54 Jeffrey Whitaker (6-3/308/Fr./Warner Robins, Ga.)
 
DT
 90 Nick Fairley (6-5/298/Jr./Mobile, Ala.)
 93 Mike Blanc (6-4/297/Sr./Pompano Beach, Fla.)
 
RE
 49 Michael Goggans (6-3/261/Sr./Alexander City, Ala.)
 94 Nosa Eguae (6-2/258/RFr./Mansfield, Texas)
 13 Craig Sanders (6-4/248/Fr./Clio, Ala.)
 
LLB
 46 Craig Stevens (6-4/229/Sr./Tallahassee, Fla.)
 21 Eltoro Freeman (5-11/225/Jr./Alexander City, Ala.) --OR--
 35 Jonathan Evans (5-11/230/So./Prichard, Ala.)
 
MLB
 17 Josh Bynes (6-2/235/Sr./Lauderdale Lakes, Fla.)
 58 Harris Gaston (6-1/231/RFr./Bessemer, Ala.) --OR--
 5 Jake Holland (6-0/231/Fr./Pelham, Ala.)
 
RLB
 25 Daren Bates (5-11/203/So./Memphis, Tenn.)
 33 Jessel Curry (6-1/214/Fr./Buford, Ga.)
 38 Jawara White (6-1/243/Fr./Troy, Ala.)
 
LC
 14 Demond Washington (5-9/182/Sr./Tallassee, Ala.)
 22 T'Sharvan Bell (6-0/180/So./Kissimmee, Fla.)
 
S
 4 Zac Etheridge (6-0/213/Sr./Troy, Ala.)
 16 Ikeem Means (6-0/204/So./Wetumpka, Ala.)
 
S
 2 Aairon Savage (5-11/200/Sr./Albany, Ga.)
 26 Mike McNeil (6-2/208/Jr./Mobile, Ala.)
 
RC
 15 Neiko Thorpe (6-2/186/Jr./Tucker, Ga.)
 3 Chris Davis (5-10/182/Fr./Birmingham, Ala.) --OR--
 6 Jonathon Mincy (5-10/180/Fr./Decatur, Ga.)
 
Place-kicker
18 Wes Byrum (6-2/216/Sr./Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.)
36 Cody Parkey (6-0/184/Fr./Jupiter, Fla.)
 
Punter
17 Ryan Shoemaker (6-0/177/Sr./Birmingham, Ala.)
30 Steven Clark (6-5/232/Fr./Kansas City, Mo.)
 
Deep snapper
61 Josh Harris (6-1/230/Jr./Carrollton, Ga.)
64 Forrest Hill (6-1/238/Fr./Morrow, Ga.)
 
Holder
19 Neil Caudle (6-3/198/Sr./Hoover, Ala.)
15 Clint Moseley (6-3/223/RFr./Leroy, Ala.)
 
Punt returners
9 Quindarius Carr (6-1/186/Jr./Huntsville, Ala.) -- OR--
89 Darvin Adams (6-3/185/Jr./Kennesaw, Ga.) --OR--
1 Trovon Reed (6-0/181/Fr./Thibodaux, La.)
 
Kickoff returners
14 Demond Washington (5-9/182/Sr./Tallassee, Ala.) &
27 Mario Fannin (5-11/228/Sr./Hampton, Ga.)
 
23 Onterio McCalebb (5-10/171/So./Fort Meade, Ga.) &
15 Neiko Thorpe (6-2/186/Jr./Tucker, Ga.)

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/08/freshmen_step_in_as_second-tea.html

Discuss...
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Token on August 31, 2010, 12:45:14 PM
Where's the lard ass?  You know, the one Prowler's been gunning down before he goes to sleep every night.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AWK on August 31, 2010, 12:47:01 PM
Where's the lard ass?  You know, the one Prowler's been gunning down before he goes to sleep every night.
He has an ankle injury.  Happened about a week ago...and he prefers "Tubby".
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 31, 2010, 12:50:27 PM
Where's the lard ass?  You know, the one Prowler's been gunning down before he goes to sleep every night.

I think he went to Baltimore.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2010, 01:13:34 PM
ShugahBeyah was carted off at the end of last Saturdays scrimmage. It happened at the very end of practice.  A couple of things jump out and yes, I have to question what's going on.  Zac Etheridge?  He's had less than one week of contact work.  DeAngelo Benton hasn't practiced more than 3-4 days this entire Fall, unless he got back in pads last week and tore it up.  I really didn't expect him to see the field this year the way CTTaylor has been talking.  Last negative...Ryan Shankmaker sux.

On the other hand, I'm laying odds that Jake Holland will be the clear #2 by the midpoint of the season.  The kid is a big time bad azz....and he has a fro.  Happy to see Demond Washington at KR. They didn't run him there at all in the scrimmage.  I was going, WTF....this kid took it to the house in Athens.  Also, I count 12 first year guys in the rotation, whether they're true freshmen or JC guys.  Bodes well for the future.  No Royzell Gayden, though.   
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AWK on August 31, 2010, 01:23:15 PM
Chizik answers token's question...

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Auburn coach Gene Chizik says he's happy veterans Zac Etheridge and Aarion Savage have overcome their injuries to win starting assignments at safety.

Etheridge, you'll remember, hurt his neck last season. Savage has missed the last two seasons, first with a knee injury and then with a torn Achilles.

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"We're extremely excited just to have those guys back on the field,'' Chizik said Tuesday. "You really need two captains back there to direct traffic. They bring a lot to the table. The experience they bring to our defense is huge."

We posted the complete depth chart a little while ago. It's here.

And here are some more quick notes from Chizik's Tuesday press conference...

**Real big fullback Ladarious Phillips won't play in Saturday's season-opener against Arkansas State. He has an ankle injury.

**Defensive tackle Derrick Lykes isn't going to play, either. He has an undisclosed injury.

"Not anytime soon, but he's coming along,'' Chizik said.

Chizik was asked if Lykes would need surgery.

"It's kind of teetering on whether he will or not,'' he said.

**Auburn went with veteran Ryan Shoemaker over rookie Steven Clark at punter.

"He's got experience," Chizik said.

"Steven, we feel very confident in him."

**Former starting safety Daren Bates is indeed one of the starting linebackers.

"It's been a pretty smooth transition for him. He won the job," Chizik said.

**After Saturday's opener, the Tigers will jump back into preparation for Mississippi State the following Thursday.

"Obviously, two games that fast are a concern,'' Chizik said. "But right now, we're focused on this game. It's a fast turnaround, we know that. We prepared for that. But we're not looking at Game 2."

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/08/veterans_zac_etheridge_aarion.html
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: 280TIGER on August 31, 2010, 01:43:16 PM
Where's the lard ass?  You know, the one Prowler's been gunning down before he goes to sleep every night.

He's riding the stationary bike on the sideline, beside Mark Ingram....
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2010, 02:03:29 PM
Zach Clayton finally cracks the starting line up.  Hope he can stay healthy.  His whole career has been hampered by a series of nagging injuries.  He's looked pretty damn good during the few times he's been able to go 100%.  Nice to have 4 guys right at the 300 lb. mark rotating in the middle.  Hopefully, they can stuff the run better and get a push up the middle we haven't had in a while.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 31, 2010, 02:42:00 PM
Zach Clayton finally cracks the starting line up.  Hope he can stay healthy.  His whole career has been hampered by a series of nagging injuries.  He's looked pretty damn good during the few times he's been able to go 100%.  Nice to have 4 guys right at the 300 lb. mark rotating in the middle.  Hopefully, they can stuff the run better and get a push up the middle we haven't had in a while.
Agreeance.  He had a serious burst off the line when he was healthy originally.  Hopefully the extra pounds and injuries have not hampered that burst.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: JR4AU on August 31, 2010, 02:44:23 PM
I'm somewhat optimistic about our depth on defense making us much better in a hurry.    And neither of the "Lads" Owens or Phillips cracked the depth chart at all.

Here's the rivals depth chart...

http://auburn.rivals.com/cdepthtext.asp
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Token on August 31, 2010, 02:54:44 PM
Chizik answers token's question...

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/08/veterans_zac_etheridge_aarion.html

I knew he read the forums.

He's riding the stationary bike on the sideline, beside Mark Ingram....

So, do you actually sell those things or do you just give advice on how to use them?
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: 280TIGER on August 31, 2010, 03:58:46 PM
I knew he read the forums.

So, do you actually sell those things or do you just give advice on how to use them?

Doesn't matter, I don't think you could afford one that nice on 25K a year.  Might want to stick to buying your equipment from Wal-Marks...
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Token on August 31, 2010, 04:07:58 PM
Doesn't matter, I don't think you could afford one that nice on 25K a year.  Might want to stick to buying your equipment from Wal-Marks...

You are toooo fucking easy.                  :haha:
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: 280TIGER on August 31, 2010, 05:12:58 PM
You are toooo fucking easy.                  :haha:

Too bad getting your GED wasn't so easy.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 31, 2010, 05:20:09 PM
SLAP FIIIIIIIGHT
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 31, 2010, 05:34:43 PM
In all seriousness, I understand that Whitaker is the shiznit
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 31, 2010, 08:18:26 PM
Doesn't matter, I don't think you could afford one that nice on 25K a year.  Might want to stick to buying your equipment from Wal-Marks...
Don't you have some excema cream to peddle, or some doctor's ass to kiss or something?
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: 280TIGER on August 31, 2010, 08:39:20 PM
Don't you have some excema cream to peddle, or some doctor's ass to kiss or something?

C-U-N-T
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on August 31, 2010, 09:23:58 PM
C-U-N-T

Isn't that an offshoot of the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers?
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 31, 2010, 10:54:10 PM
I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 31, 2010, 11:34:06 PM
C-U-N-T
Oooooo, ouch. :taunt: That's the best you could do, with all those years of college and med school and advanced educa... oh, wait.  Never mind...
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: GH2001 on August 31, 2010, 11:35:30 PM
Oooooo, ouch. :taunt: That's the best you could do, with all those years of college and med school and advanced educa... oh, wait.  Never mind...

Yep...wanna free pen? or how about this free sample of Levitra? Try it and call me....
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 31, 2010, 11:37:26 PM
Yep...wanna free pen? or how about this free sample of Levitra? Try it and call me....
I want one of those pens that is a highlighter and a laser pointer all in one!  Maybe 280 can hook us up.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: wesfau2 on September 01, 2010, 09:06:44 AM
I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Look at this face!  Wherever you see this face you'll see clit!
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AUJarhead on September 01, 2010, 09:23:21 AM
Affleck, you the bomb in Phantoms yo!
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Saniflush on September 01, 2010, 09:33:17 AM
This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: wesfau2 on September 01, 2010, 09:36:39 AM
This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker

Taste the booger flavor!
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Saniflush on September 01, 2010, 09:38:49 AM
Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: 280TIGER on September 01, 2010, 10:36:12 AM
I want one of those pens that is a highlighter and a laser pointer all in one!  Maybe 280 can hook us up.

Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: GH2001 on September 01, 2010, 10:39:07 AM
Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.

Angry are we?
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: JR4AU on September 01, 2010, 10:55:33 AM
In all seriousness, I understand that Whitaker is the shiznit

But still a Fr. 
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: djsimp on September 01, 2010, 11:22:11 AM
Angry are we?

If I had to drive through all that shit on 280 multiple times a day I would be angry too. Somebody buy the man a mixed drink!
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 01, 2010, 12:41:36 PM
Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.
At least I have a corporate ladder to climb.  Me making Vice President next year will be a lot more satisfying than whatever minor blip you get when you lateral over from limp dick pills to ADHD meds or whatever the wonder drug of the day is.  Bottom line is whether one is kissing ass, or whether one's ass is being kissed.  I'll let you figure out where you stand.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 01, 2010, 12:43:44 PM
At least I have a corporate ladder to climb.  Me making Vice President next year will be a lot more satisfying than whatever minor blip you get when you lateral over from limp dick pills to ADHD meds or whatever the wonder drug of the day is.  Bottom line is whether one is kissing ass, or whether one's ass is being kissed.  I'll let you figure out where you stand.

My corporate ladder needs climbing.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AWK on September 01, 2010, 01:00:02 PM
My corporate ladder is more of a step stool.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: JR4AU on September 01, 2010, 01:02:13 PM
My corporate ladder is more of a step stool.

Maybe you could let Saban climb it.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AUJarhead on September 01, 2010, 01:06:04 PM
Maybe you could let Saban climb it.

He'd still be looking up at Short Round.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Saniflush on September 01, 2010, 01:14:21 PM
He'd still be looking up at Short Round.


You call him Docta Jones.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/shorty.jpg)
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Token on September 01, 2010, 02:19:08 PM
Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.

                                                                               :haha:

Holy shit.  We know how your fucking industry works because you've gone into great length to explain just how awesome you are.  When we make comments about bullshit medical equipment and free hand outs, it's not because we think that's what you actually do, it's because it's fucking hilarious to watch you go all Lou Ferrigno every damn time.  You KNOW we are fucking with you, and yet, you still try to explain the minor details that no one gives a fuck about. 
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 01, 2010, 02:42:45 PM
Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.

 :ebm:   <--appropriate
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: RWS on September 01, 2010, 02:51:32 PM
:ebm:   <--appropriate
Can we get one with a bedpan replacing the face?
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2010, 02:52:42 PM
He'd still be looking up at Short Round.
Why do you hate Data?

Boobietwaps
(http://aatheory.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/dataGoonies_20091213_aatheory.jpg)
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 01, 2010, 02:54:13 PM
I need a Zoloft
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Sluggo on September 01, 2010, 02:57:40 PM
Why do you hate Data?

Boobietwaps
(http://aatheory.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/dataGoonies_20091213_aatheory.jpg)
No, Data, boobietraps!
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: 280TIGER on September 01, 2010, 03:04:42 PM
Can we get one with a bedpan replacing the face?

Or just a picture of a guy that is answering a telephone....  You better get back to work, I think Andy needs you to patch him through to Aunt B.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: 280TIGER on September 01, 2010, 03:09:20 PM
                                                                               :haha:

Holy shit.  We know how your fucking industry works because you've gone into great length to explain just how awesome you are.  When we make comments about bullshit medical equipment and free hand outs, it's not because we think that's what you actually do, it's because it's fucking hilarious to watch you go all Lou Ferrigno every damn time.  You KNOW we are fucking with you, and yet, you still try to explain the minor details that no one gives a fuck about.

I am not going Lou Ferrigno, I just like to put pussies like you in their place when they run their mouth.  Nothing personal.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: RWS on September 01, 2010, 03:11:12 PM
Or just a picture of a guy that is answering a telephone....  You better get back to work, I think Andy needs you to patch him through to Aunt B.
Yeah, he needs to see if she needs him to buy the quart or gallon size bedpan from you.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 01, 2010, 03:31:06 PM
At least you fucking faggots are quoting obscure movie lines...
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: 280TIGER on September 01, 2010, 03:34:54 PM
Yeah, he needs to see if she needs him to buy the quart or gallon size bedpan from you.

Let 'em know I will stop by with some samples, after I get through fucking your sweat hog wife.  Thanks for the referral....
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 01, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
I just like to put pussies like you in their place when they run their mouth.

And when do you actually plan to accomplish this?  Hasn't happened yet...
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 01, 2010, 03:41:48 PM
Now personally...and I know it may just be me...not sayin' everybody feels this way...and I'm not trying to hate on anyone, I just want to say that right now....get that out in the open...BUT, when it comes to my dick action, sweat hogs are not really in the top 4 or 5 on my list of choices.

Again, I'm just sayin'...
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 01, 2010, 03:44:34 PM
Let 'em know I will stop by with some samples, after I get through phuking your sweat hog wife.  Thanks for the referral....

(http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/9988/original/internet_serious_mf_business.jpg)
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2010, 03:45:34 PM
Let 'em know I will stop by with some samples, after I get through fucking your sweat hog wife.  Thanks for the referral....
I've actually seen his wife, shes pretty hot. Still don't know why shes with his ass.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 01, 2010, 03:48:31 PM
I've actually seen his wife, shes pretty hot. Still don't know why shes with his ass.

This^^^  That boy waaayyyy outkicked his coverage.  Apparently he left out the part about her being legally blind when telling us about her.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: RWS on September 01, 2010, 03:52:42 PM
Let 'em know I will stop by with some samples, after I get through fucking your sweat hog wife.  Thanks for the referral....
I would say something about your wife, but I would assume with your personality, you probably don't even have a girlfriend. When you talk like you're so much better than everybody else by putting down their job or wife, it makes it even funnier that I have a great job and my wife is smokin hot. 
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 01, 2010, 03:53:46 PM
This^^^  That boy waaayyyy outkicked his coverage.  Apparently he left out the part about her being legally blind when telling us about her.

Understatement of the century.....
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AUJarhead on September 01, 2010, 03:59:10 PM
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Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 01, 2010, 04:06:38 PM
I love having sex with my wife.....wait, is this what this thread is about?
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 01, 2010, 04:09:58 PM
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His wife is in a coma.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2010, 04:12:58 PM
I love having sex with my wife.....wait, is this what this thread is about?
So do I....love having sex with your wife....wait ...what?
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 01, 2010, 04:31:59 PM
So do I....love having sex with your wife....wait ...what?

Even I need some relief from the scrubs once in a while.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AWK on September 01, 2010, 04:42:45 PM
Even I need some relief from the scrubs once in a while.
Mark's wife is hot...and she gave me a beer at Momma G's once.  +1000
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 01, 2010, 04:47:13 PM
Mark's wife is hot...and she gave me a beer at Momma G's once.  +1000

Mark is another one that over-married.  She's HAWT!!!
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Token on September 01, 2010, 04:50:40 PM
Mark is another one that over-married.  She's HAWT!!!

You know, WarTiger once claimed that he out kicked his coverage as well.  I'm guessing his coverage was off sides though.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 01, 2010, 04:54:27 PM
You know, WarTiger once claimed that he out kicked his coverage as well.  I'm guessing his coverage was off sides though.
His coverage never left their stance...
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Token on September 01, 2010, 05:02:54 PM
I am not going Lou Ferrigno, I just like to put pussies like you in their place when they run their mouth.  Nothing personal.

Well, I guess I learned my lesson. 

But since you brought it up.....if I were a gynecologist, what device would you recommend to literally put a pussy in it's place?  And would you let me use it with a trial offer or would you require the money up front?  All kidding aside, I'm really interested this time. 

Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2010, 05:24:21 PM
Well, I guess I learned my lesson. 

But since you brought it up.....if I were a gynecologist, what device would you recommend to literally put a pussy in it's place?  And would you let me use it with a trial offer or would you require the money up front?  All kidding aside, I'm really interested this time.
On a pedestal perhaps?
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2010, 05:25:42 PM
You know, WarTiger once claimed that he out kicked his coverage as well.  I'm guessing his coverage was off sides though.
and technically speaking, he did out kick his coverage.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 01, 2010, 05:27:38 PM
Burnin' down the house - Talking Heads

Oh wait, this isn't Whatcha listenin too?
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: djsimp on September 01, 2010, 05:32:03 PM
I have out kicked my coverage 5 times. When people ask me, "Do you know what causes that?", I simply say, "Yes, I had too many 'men' downfield".
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: 280TIGER on September 01, 2010, 05:40:32 PM
Well, I guess I learned my lesson. 

But since you brought it up.....if I were a gynecologist, what device would you recommend to literally put a pussy in it's place?  And would you let me use it with a trial offer or would you require the money up front?  All kidding aside, I'm really interested this time.

Either one of these fingers... :thumsup:  or   :bc:
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: RWS on September 01, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
I have out kicked my coverage 5 times. When people ask me, "Do you know what causes that?", I simply say, "Yes, I had too many 'men' downfield".
I lucked out and my wife digs bald guys.  :bamahomer:
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: djsimp on September 01, 2010, 06:01:39 PM
I lucked out and my wife digs bald guys.  :bamahomer:

I feel you bro. My wife is way too good looking for me. I just keep her knocked up and keep her at home. :)
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Jumbo on September 01, 2010, 06:12:10 PM
I lucked out and my wife digs bald guys.  :bamahomer:
Bald fucks don't get any pussy :civic:
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AWK on September 01, 2010, 07:01:06 PM
Bald fucks don't get any pussy :civic:
But toe suckers do!
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on September 01, 2010, 08:10:10 PM
But toe suckers do!
Male cock doesn't count
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: AWK on September 01, 2010, 08:27:04 PM
Male cock doesn't count
But Saniflush said...       :wartim:
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Saniflush on September 02, 2010, 07:05:54 AM
But Saniflush said...       :wartim:

It's about trust Gary.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on September 02, 2010, 09:28:41 AM
It's about trust Gary.
A limousine that fly's, now I've seen everything.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Saniflush on September 02, 2010, 09:33:45 AM
A limousine that fly's, now I've seen everything.

When you see Arec Barrwin, you see the true ugriness of human nature.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on September 02, 2010, 09:41:33 AM
When you see Arec Barrwin, you see the true ugriness of human nature.
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/shulata.jpg)
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Saniflush on September 02, 2010, 09:42:26 AM
Let me explain to you the kind of man  Mike is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on September 02, 2010, 09:44:38 AM
Let me explain to you the kind of man  Mike is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.
I must admit I miss the Shula days...it was so much easier then!
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Saniflush on September 02, 2010, 09:47:21 AM
I must admit I miss the Shula days...it was so much easier then!

Yea, I was thinking about that last night.  I have this hankering to photoshop and the material/ideas have been lacking.
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Godfather on September 02, 2010, 09:50:15 AM
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k136/autiger518/tradishun.jpg)
The good ol days
Title: Re: Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart
Post by: Saniflush on September 02, 2010, 11:01:58 AM
I know....


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(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/deer2.jpg)

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/shulatfootballax1.jpg)