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War Damn Eagle / Re: Portal Time Again
« Last post by Snaggletiger on May 07, 2024, 10:23:37 AM »I heard he is 6’6” and 290lbs.
Your streets need adjustments!
Hey, he visited Five Guys right after that was posted. How was I to know?
I heard he is 6’6” and 290lbs.
Your streets need adjustments!
It just puts some experienced depth in the room.
Reminds me of the first time I flew into Maine. Nobody told me you flew to Portland and drove anywhere else. We took a flight from Boston to Augusta. It was like the airport in Wings. The gate agent was also the TSA agent and the baggage handler.
When we left there there were some hippos going with us. The pilot asked this woman who was at least 300 her weight. She said 119. They told her they needed an accurate number to distribute the weight in the plane or it was at risk of crashing in takeoff. She screams that her license says 119!
It took them 20 minutes of moving luggage around and moving the rest of us around until the pilot eyeballed it and deemed it close enough.
I was white knuckle until we got in the air.
An offensive lineman flew in from the portal this weekend Ronan Chambers played in 37 games for Akron. Not huge at 6'6" 285. Not highly rated. In fact, he was actually transferring to Tulane before taking a visit to teh Planez.
It just puts some experienced depth in the room.
Outbound from Bham to Glendale in January of 2011 with a certain purloiner of headwear. The plane is fully boarded and the flight attendant starts walking down the aisle, making eye contact. Cool, upgrade city, baby!In defense of the flight attendant, she (or he) was making an assumption that if you were normal height you’d be 185 x 2.
"Would you mind taking a later flight?"
"Say what, now?"
"We're slightly overweight and the manifest shows that you're flying alone, so we thought we'd offer you a voucher to take a later flight."
"A: the lady in the seat next to me will need the same accommodation; and B: I'm not svelte, but if my (then) 185 lb ass is going to make or break this thing getting off the ground, we have MUCH bigger issues."