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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on April 06, 2023, 10:29:33 AM
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I'm thinking the team that came up with the tranny promotion, just might be looking for work right now.
I've had many a Bud Light, and other Anheuser products in my day. That's usually my go to, for a day on the beach, or at the lake. It's a hot, sweaty day beer for me. Something cold, crisp and alcoholic.
But, y'all done fucked up. Look, I'm a live and let live kind of bro. Gay, straight, tranny, identify as a plant...whatever. You be you. However, what has been this obsession lately with shoving all things transgender down our throats? I guess literally in some cases.
Why the need for a man dressed as a woman to come to school and have story time with young kids? Why parade a bunch of trannies out on stage during a country music awards show? Why would Anheuser Busch feel compelled to use a tranny to promote it's beer?
From the reactions I'm seeing and reading about, and from the stock plummeting, it looks like people have had about enough.
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It's only fitting that a liquid pretending to be beer has a man pretending to be a woman as it's spokesit. Wait, spokesthey? Spokesthem?
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Yep, we now live in the US of Gay.
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when the countrys top 2 priorties are:
1. Dats Racciiissss! - when ANYTHING doesn't go your way
and 2. Folks that want to so desperately BE the opposite sex and never shut up about it
.....we are FURKED as a people.
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when the countrys top 2 priorties are:
1. Dats Racciiissss! - when ANYTHING doesn't go your way
and 2. Folks that want to so desperately BE the opposite sex and never shut up about it
.....we are FURKED as a people.
Guess who signed the Bud Light man/she as a spokesman/she.
Nike
Maybe they can do a commercial with he/she and Colon Crapordump taking a bubble bath together.
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Guess who signed the Bud Light man/she as a spokesman/she.
Nike
Maybe they can do a commercial with he/she and Colon Crapordump taking a bubble bath together.
Is it even possible to dry dock under water? How many gender fluid ounces can this supposed bath tub handle? The color of the bath tub also matters.
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At least that guy is pretty hot.
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I'm gonna have to boycott everything.
Fucking Geico now has a commercial with that despicable racist piece of trash Dawn Staley in it. I absolutely loathe her.
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I'm gonna have to boycott everything.
Fucking Geico now has a commercial with that despicable racist piece of trash Dawn Staley in it. I absolutely loathe her.
Staley seems to try as hard as any of the race baiters to make everything that she can about race. It’s truly ridiculous. It appears that she doesn’t like white people. There is no way that I could support her as a coach at my school. She is divisive.
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Rage on, culture warriors. You're only making these corporations MORE money.
Companies That Get ‘Woke’ Aren’t Going Broke — They’re More Profitable Than Ever
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/woke-companies-broke-profits-1234710724/
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Rage on, culture warriors. You're only making these corporations MORE money.
Companies That Get ‘Woke’ Aren’t Going Broke — They’re More Profitable Than Ever
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/woke-companies-broke-profits-1234710724/
I haven't personally boycotted any companies other than Nike, and I knew they would be fine without me. Adidas is 100 times the better product anyway, so I continue. However, knowing these corporations did better in 2023 than they did coming out of the "pandemic" isn't saying quite as much as you think.
And for the record, Bud Light is piss anyway. Always has been.
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I haven't personally boycotted any companies other than Nike, and I knew they would be fine without me. Adidas is 100 times the better product anyway, so I continue. However, knowing these corporations did better in 2023 than they did coming out of the "pandemic" isn't saying quite as much as you think.
And for the record, Bud Light is piss anyway. Always has been.
I've always wondered how a horse was able to fit his dick in that little, bitty bottle opening.
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Rage on, culture warriors. You're only making these corporations MORE money.
Companies That Get ‘Woke’ Aren’t Going Broke — They’re More Profitable Than Ever
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/woke-companies-broke-profits-1234710724/
I don’t read queer magazines. Were there any numbers to accompany that opinion piece? Bud is losing money and dropping stock. Nike lost money also. NFL lost money. These entities realized that and in turn STHU.
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I don’t read queer magazines. Were there any numbers to accompany that opinion piece? Bud is losing money and dropping stock. Nike lost money also. NFL lost money. These entities realized that and in turn STHU.
Yes, there are numbers. And no, Bud, Nike and NFL are not losing money. Thus, the fucking article.
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Rage on, culture warriors. You're only making these corporations MORE money.
Companies That Get ‘Woke’ Aren’t Going Broke — They’re More Profitable Than Ever
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/woke-companies-broke-profits-1234710724/
So you feel that way about the boycotts that have happened in the other direction I assume? Or were those ok?
I actually think the Bud Light thing is different than most. It's because of their demographic. You can look at Apple, Google, Nike, and a host of others. And go.....their buyer base is enormous and already extremely diversified. They are gonna cover their basis across all of it. I get that. Whatever.
But Bud Light appealed to a fat redneck, nascar, frat boy crowd. That crowd made you plenty of money over the years.......you lost some of that because the beer space is huge right now and getting more crowded, and you lost your way with clever marketing.... But I don't think the way to rectify that was to pick out the tranny demographic and focus in on that. Believe it or not, thats a small niche crowd. And the larger LB%RXPL-BR549 crowd isn't exactly gonna be sitting around downing cases of bud light either. They may be RIGHT NOW to simply counteract the boycott crowd to prove a point....ive seen this on more than one FB post it the last week. But it won't sustain. Gays, Lesbos, Trannies will NOT carry enough water alone on this to make Bud Light viable over the long term. They don't like it. They won't ever like it.
So at the end of the day in a few years when this has died down - you'll have no hardcode LGB folks drinking this stuff, and you'll have lost your redneck/frat boy base as well. It was a dumb business move. Bud Light isn't Nike. Its appeal isn't that broad. They became who they are in the Light beer space with clever marketing - Spuds McK, Frogs, Horses, and a host of other great commercials. Thats what they should have gotten back to. This was a tone deaf, lazy move.
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I don’t read queer magazines. Were there any numbers to accompany that opinion piece? Bud is losing money and dropping stock. Nike lost money also. NFL lost money. These entities realized that and in turn STHU.
Nike never lost money (revenues or profits) over Cap. They lost market capitalization - or basically stock value- but only temporarily after a slight investor panic. They actually made record profits the next two years after that whole snafu.
But thats my whole point. Nike can do that. Their base ranges from thugs, rednecks, Mexican soccer players, black track stars, white baseball players, college xc runners and on and on....you can piss off noe demographic and they have 17 more that will dilute that loss......Bud Light's whole existence was based 90% off a certain demographic and they did a total 180 on it. Thats why it was dumb. Imagine if Hobby Lobby came out supporting Atheism suddenly and making Richard Dawkins their spokesperson.
And yes, Buzzy is correct - to compare year over year revenues coming out of 20/21/22 is a little misleading.
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Rage on, culture warriors. You're only making these corporations MORE money.
Companies That Get ‘Woke’ Aren’t Going Broke — They’re More Profitable Than Ever
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/woke-companies-broke-profits-1234710724/
You could not be more wrong. Citing one of the most left-leaning soy-sucking magazine’s flawed research is little more than confirmation bias on your part.
If you truly think Bud Light is going to grow market share by sticking a disgusting piece of filth on their shitty cat urine in an attempt to cater to a fraction of a percent of society? You are drunk.
Head on over to Victoria’s Secret and ask how the decision to promote their brand with fat ass slobby behemoths and butchy beibers worked out. What? You can’t find one? They’re all closed?
The difference between our generation and the current fools is we buy what suits us. We aren’t prone to online conniptions over stupid things like that sick ass piece of shit they put on a can. We don’t scream about boycotts like the triggered ass bitches of the left do. Normally we just don’t buy that can. Same with the Alabama branded cokes. I just get something else. Don’t want that bottle. But I don’t try to rub coke out of business.
Example. I have a friend who is very fucked up. She’s a rainbow warrior. As far left as anyone I know. Once offered to send her a chick fil a gift card in appreciation for a favor done me. That got me a rant about how they hated gays and she would never set foot in their store. She blasted me for being insensitive to the pain chick fil an inflicts on her daily when she drives by and sees their Nazi symbol logo on the road. How she and some of her butch friends have blocked the door in protest to keep people away.
And then Sunday she sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that has Jesus draped in rainbow garments with the saying Ahhhhh, MEN! in rainbow letters over his head.
Offended over fucking fried chicken but it’s okay to openly mock my faith, my beliefs and my Lord?
You’re wrong wes. Eventually the people like me - still the majority by a long shot - will finally have enough. Enough of taking the high road. Enough of accommodating. Those global brands rolling stone profiled? They are losing ground here in the US no matter how the leftist media tries to spin it. Bud Light and that idiot lady they put in charge will choke on this one.
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Nine may have had big profits, but it wasn’t from me or my family. And I am not the only one. As with UGA, the same to Nike!
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Nine may have had big profits, but it wasn’t from me or my family. And I am not the only one. As with UGA, the same to Nike!
That's kind of the point. They don't need you or your tempest-in-a-teapot boycott.
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That's kind of the point. They don't need you or your tempest-in-a-teapot boycott.
You're still so wrong you can't see right. But you never learn. Like ever.
Conservatives are typically level headed and generally ignore the horseshit these companies pull. We don't cry and scream online like little bitches when a company does something we disagree with. Sometimes we make conscious decisions not to support that company - and I've done that with some. I just don't want my money going to support their agenda. But we're not reactionary.
We have limits. There are bridges too far. Bud Light stepped into that territory with this moronic and insulting choice. They're getting destroyed in the market now and there's little chance to recover in the short term. But that's what the idiots who did this really want. That horse-face bitch in charge doesn't care about increasing market share or building the brand. Her REAL agenda is "exposing" all the simple-minded rednecks who are transphobes. When it crashes and burns it won't be because the beer is shitty and her choice was fucking stupid. It'll be because we're a bunch of culturally ignorant rubes. That's the mission.
We have limits, Wes. You can't continue to slap our culture, our morality, our faith, our values in the face and expect to just get away with it forever.
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That's kind of the point. They don't need you or your tempest-in-a-teapot boycott.
The thing is, it’s not just me. While they are too big to feel the hurt from us overall, they see it in their numbers and their projections. Math does not lie.
The NFL felt this same effect. While they weren’t in a position to go broke, they sure felt the loss.
As Kaos stated, they are at a point in which the can hide the loss in order to make their point. But it’s not happening in a vacuum.
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You're still so wrong you can't see right. But you never learn. Like ever.
Conservatives are typically level headed and generally ignore the horseshit these companies pull. We don't cry and scream online like little bitches when a company does something we disagree with. Sometimes we make conscious decisions not to support that company - and I've done that with some. I just don't want my money going to support their agenda. But we're not reactionary.
We have limits. There are bridges too far. Bud Light stepped into that territory with this moronic and insulting choice. They're getting destroyed in the market now and there's little chance to recover in the short term. But that's what the idiots who did this really want. That horse-face bitch in charge doesn't care about increasing market share or building the brand. Her REAL agenda is "exposing" all the simple-minded rednecks who are transphobes. When it crashes and burns it won't be because the beer is shitty and her choice was fucking stupid. It'll be because we're a bunch of culturally ignorant rubes. That's the mission.
We have limits, Wes. You can't continue to slap our culture, our morality, our faith, our values in the face and expect to just get away with it forever.
Kind of my line of thinking. Personal conviction ≠ contribution to cancel culture. That's an emotional, left-leaning game.
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The thing is, it’s not just me. While they are too big to feel the hurt from us overall, they see it in their numbers and their projections. Math does not lie.
The NFL felt this same effect. While they weren’t in a position to go broke, they sure felt the loss.
As Kaos stated, they are at a point in which the can hide the loss in order to make their point. But it’s not happening in a vacuum.
All I'm seeing is a bunch of shit disproven by the actual article.
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All I'm seeing is a bunch of shit disproven by the actual article.
The article is cherry picked bullshit Wes. Even you know that.
It’s one massively skewed and manipulated sample that ignores everything else to the contrary. It’s confirmation bias. You don’t care about the reality because this one twisted and spun article - an outlier - tells you what you want to hear.
The article also lies. It touts “record viewership” in the NFL. Technically true. If you mean record lows. 15 seconds of research shows viewership down 3% last year over the prior season - which was down as well.
Let’s not let facts interfere with your fraudulent horn blowing, though.
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I had to give NBA Commissioner, Adam Silver, credit a couple of years ago. In following the NFL lead, the NBA had transformed itself into BLM Central on steroids. Their playoffs, during the pandemic, and in the "bubble", were not much more than a tribute to that movement. It was essentially destroying their brand, viewership and revenue.
Silver came out after the season and basically said, we're done with that shit. Next season, it's back to business as usual.
The NFL knew they had to transition, not into women, but back to the status quo, for the most part. They still have messages on the sidelines and/or in the end zone. But, they're not controversial. A message saying, "It takes all of us" is something everybody can live with.
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We have limits, Wes. You can't continue to slap our culture, our morality, our faith, our values in the face and expect to just get away with it forever.
I think we should ride over to the Jason Isbell queer fest and dare Wes to slap you. I will double dog dare the motherfucker.
First he invites me to stay and then renigs. Can we say renig on here?
Let’s roll.
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I think we should ride over to the Jason Isbell queer fest and dare Wes to slap you. I will double dog dare the motherfucker.
First he invites me to stay and then renigs. Can we say renig on here?
Let’s roll.
Speaking of JI, Weskie, you can catch a great write up on Isbell in this month's Garden & Gun. He's on the cover. I'm not an Isbell fan, but I know you are. You can pull it up on the Googled Chromes.
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Speaking of JI, Weskie, you can catch a great write up on Isbell in this month's Garden & Gun. He's on the cover. I'm not an Isbell fan, but I know you are. You can pull it up on the Googled Chromes.
Excellent. Thanks for the tip*.
*and shaft, boo.
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Excellent. Thanks for the tip*.
*and shaft, boo.
You knew better when I said, "Just the tip. I promise".
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https://www.dailywire.com/news/bud-light-boycott-gaining-momentum-anheuser-busch-sheds-3-billion-in-market-value-after-debacle?fbclid=IwAR34YPwdak3VCAiioncY-S41NHbdLHXVNeKufBNKRcTlOmQox-pZ5vQkMnw
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Speaking of JI, Weskie, you can catch a great write up on Isbell in this month's Garden & Gun. He's on the cover. I'm not an Isbell fan, but I know you are. You can pull it up on the Googled Chromes.
I saw this. Putting an anti 2A rabble rouser on the cover of a rag that’s supposedly partly about guns. Perfect sense, to snowflakes.
Newsflash: it ain’t what it appears
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I saw this. Putting an anti 2A rabble rouser on the cover of a rag that’s supposedly partly about guns. Perfect sense, to snowflakes.
Newsflash: it ain’t what it appears
The name of the mag comes from an old Charleston bar.
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The name of the mag comes from an old Charleston bar.
That’s your opinion.
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https://www.dailywire.com/news/bud-light-boycott-gaining-momentum-anheuser-busch-sheds-3-billion-in-market-value-after-debacle?fbclid=IwAR34YPwdak3VCAiioncY-S41NHbdLHXVNeKufBNKRcTlOmQox-pZ5vQkMnw
Sales/revenue/market cap =/= Enterprise value
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Sales/revenue/market cap =/= Enterprise value
Aware of that. As I mentioned above in Nike too. But I think they’ll see a sales dip over the long haul. Because they are not broad like Nike. The bud light brand anyway.
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It’s cool having Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger on here.
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It’s cool having Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger on here.
Its a lawyer thing.
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Here’s where I am. I don’t really care if my decision not to buy from them has any significant impact on global sales. I was never going to buy their product anyway so my opinion matters even less.
I decide what to buy, where to shop based on a lot of factors. Their political stance is only one of them. There are places I won’t shop, things I won’t buy because they spit in the face of things I value. It’s fine for them to believe whatever they want. But fuck a bookface, a grocery store, a shoe company or any other state or corporate entity telling me what I have to think, believe or say. I don’t want them preaching to me or promoting that sick, perverted, disgusting behavior is somehow normal.
There are places I do patronize because they offer good value as well like Chick Fil A.
I don’t really care to lead some protest. I don’t follow other’s protests. I make my own choices.
Others do too. If enough do? Things change.
Right now companies are stupidly pissing off their core constituents in a mystifying effort to see who can virtue signal and cater hardest to the smallest, most insignificant demographic.
That said? If you can’t recognize this bud light thing as a major fuck up that could damage the brand, perhaps permanently? You’re not being truthful with yourself.
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The Round Mound has some thoughts. Guess you guys are going to have to write him off as well.
https://twitter.com/JinkiesJerrica/status/1638298777797931008
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The Round Mound has some thoughts. Guess you guys are going to have to write him off as well.
https://twitter.com/JinkiesJerrica/status/1638298777797931008
He’s welcome to his opinion. I don’t share it. I don’t have to.
Some things he says are fine. Others I don’t agree with at all. That’s the way it should be.
His opinion has not a single thing to do with this discussion. Classic diversion from somehow who recognizes his argument was lost and is being bludgeoned by actual results.
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The Round Mound has some thoughts. Guess you guys are going to have to write him off as well.
https://twitter.com/JinkiesJerrica/status/1638298777797931008
I don't think anyone is giving anyone shit for being gay or transgender. I could give two fucks if an adult wants to chop his dick off. I just don't think kids under 18 should be exposed to hormones designed to prepare them for a life altering surgery.
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I don't think anyone is giving anyone shit for being gay or transgender. I could give two fucks if an adult wants to chop his dick off. I just don't think kids under 18 should be exposed to hormones designed to prepare them for a life altering surgery.
Adults can do what they want and always have.
If a child can't smoke cigarettes? It shouldn't be okay for teachers to smoke in class or to have chain smokers come to class and read to little kids. It shouldn't be okay for teachers to encourage kids to explore their smoking urges. It shouldn't be okay for teachers to hide the kid's smoking from its parents.
What they're doing now is worse. They're dragging this perverted stuff out in front of kids who aren't old enough to make rational decisions, pushing them to "choose" or be an outcast. It has to be stopped.
This freak on the Bud Light can is another effort to normalize insanity. There's nothing normal about it. It shouldn't be celebrated.
And that's it.
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He’s welcome to his opinion. I don’t share it. I don’t have to.
Some things he says are fine. Others I don’t agree with at all. That’s the way it should be.
His opinion has not a single thing to do with this discussion. Classic diversion from somehow who recognizes his argument was lost and is being bludgeoned by actual results.
Wes recognized that his argument was lost?
This would be like me claiming that I have a little dick.
Not happening.
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I don't think anyone is giving anyone shit for being gay or transgender. I could give two fucks if an adult wants to chop his dick off. I just don't think kids under 18 should be exposed to hormones designed to prepare them for a life altering surgery.
Have they come up with any hormones to make your dick grow? I mean for those out there with little bitty dicks. Not for me. Obviously.
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Have they come up with any hormones to make your dick grow? I mean for those out there with little bitty dicks. Not for me. Obviously.
Say, weren’t you called “Cheese-wheel” back in the day? Now days, “Mr. Cheese-wheel”?
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Say, weren’t you called “Cheese-wheel” back in the day? Now days, “Mr. Cheese-wheel”?
Yes. The ladies have always said that my dick smells like cheese.
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Yes. The ladies have always said that my dick smells like cheese.
I was speaking chode code, but this is even better.
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The woman who came up with the tranny partnership, defended it by dismissing the core buyers of their horse piss, and then doubled down on her idiotic position?
Removed.
Guess we should just follow the lead of others here and let the perverted bastards run over us. Because pushback won’t make any difference.
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The woman who came up with the tranny partnership, defended it by dismissing the core buyers of their horse piss, and then doubled down on her idiotic position?
Removed.
Guess we should just follow the lead of others here and let the perverted bastards run over us. Because pushback won’t make any difference.
The more that I’m around you, the more I get the feeling that you don’t have many transvestite friends.
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I have to say that in most cases, when something like this happens, that "offends" certain people, the uproar lasts for a bit, and then folks usually wind up going about their business. This isn't going away. The real woman of genius who came up with this marketing strategy is long gone, and the Bud Light brand continues to get absolutely hammered.
Anyone see the video from yesterday's Red Sox game? Bud Light has it's own section at the concession area. A guy videoed that whole area, and the lines were packed at all concessions, and not one customer at the Bud Light station. One of the workers was leaned over the counter, looking at his phone.
I just talked to a client who tends bar at two different establishments here. I asked about his Bud Light sales, and he said two customers total since this happened, and they poured it in a glass so they wouldn't be seen with the bottle.
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The Round Mound has some thoughts. Guess you guys are going to have to write him off as well.
https://twitter.com/JinkiesJerrica/status/1638298777797931008
Chuck also said (and demonstrated) that he cleans his phone by licking it a few days ago.
Not to get too deep into this discussion because I really don’t care. I quit drinking Bud Light long before I stopped drinking period. The argument is that it is the least satisfying beverage outside of a Silver Bullet, not who endorses it.
Carry on with your alt-right and left wingnut debate.
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Rage on, culture warriors. You're only making these corporations MORE money.
Companies That Get ‘Woke’ Aren’t Going Broke — They’re More Profitable Than Ever
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/woke-companies-broke-profits-1234710724/
This has aged about like all of Wes' misguided posts.... like cheese in a plastic bag in an abandoned car in July in south alabama.
Have you seen Transheuser's latest commercial?
They're trying to humanize the company with regular folks who "brew, drive, serve...." their swill. 65,000 Americans! This is who we are. Hoping people will forget and forgive.
Meanwhile, the company has yet to own up to it's colossal mistake. It continues to hemorrhage money and market share. It's approaching an unrecoverable brink and continues to treat its formerly loyal customers as herdable sheep.
They could have absolved themselves by simply saying that the idiot woman who branded their entire customer base as low-brow wanna be frat boys didn't speak for the brand. They could have fired, demoted, reprimanded her. They could have said "this is not who we are" and re-embraced the "we are America" image they'd spent decades cultivating. They didn't. There's still time -- maybe not much -- for them to correct this mistake but they seem determined not to do so, trotting out "don't punish our people" ads instead.
That's not going to work.
Friend of mine runs a bar and has for about 15 years. She said Sunday that unless AB orders reach a certain dollar figure (and it's not much, like $500) they have to pay a delivery charge. Until this preening, disgusting tranny showed up they'd never paid a delivery charge. They've had to every time since. The last AB order was under $200.
No, Wes. they aren't going to make more money than ever. They stepped in a big pile of shit and want the public to pretend they don't see or smell it as they track it all around the room.
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This has aged about like all of Wes' misguided posts.... like cheese in a plastic bag in an abandoned car in July in south alabama.
Have you seen Transheuser's latest commercial?
They're trying to humanize the company with regular folks who "brew, drive, serve...." their swill. 65,000 Americans! This is who we are. Hoping people will forget and forgive.
Meanwhile, the company has yet to own up to it's colossal mistake. It continues to hemorrhage money and market share. It's approaching an unrecoverable brink and continues to treat its formerly loyal customers as herdable sheep.
They could have absolved themselves by simply saying that the idiot woman who branded their entire customer base as low-brow wanna be frat boys didn't speak for the brand. They could have fired, demoted, reprimanded her. They could have said "this is not who we are" and re-embraced the "we are America" image they'd spent decades cultivating. They didn't. There's still time -- maybe not much -- for them to correct this mistake but they seem determined not to do so, trotting out "don't punish our people" ads instead.
That's not going to work.
Friend of mine runs a bar and has for about 15 years. She said Sunday that unless AB orders reach a certain dollar figure (and it's not much, like $500) they have to pay a delivery charge. Until this preening, disgusting tranny showed up they'd never paid a delivery charge. They've had to every time since. The last AB order was under $200.
No, Wes. they aren't going to make more money than ever. They stepped in a big pile of shit and want the public to pretend they don't see or smell it as they track it all around the room.
its because they've done like so many have before them, by straddling the line and putting themselves firmly between both sides equally. Now their base and the LQBTBR549% crowd is angry at them. Idiots. I will say, their other verticals seem to be thriving (under AB). They really should have just owned this and moved on quickly. They did not.
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I’ve always thought that maybe it was just an anomaly that so many fags are on the x but could Bud Light have turned some of them queer?
I have no idea how many it takes on average to make someone start sucking dicks or taking it up the fanny butt. We can do a quick and unscientific study to have some sort of an idea.
How old were you when you started drinking Bud Light? At what age did you start liking other penis’? What is the plural form of penis? Who wants to be first?
I don’t mind saying that I have noticed when I drink more than 3 Bud Lights, I sometimes feel more feminine. I’m not saying that I feel queer. Just feminine. I start feeling like I want to arrange some flowers and watch Oprah. At the same time I feel trapped in the body of a man with a gigantic dick.
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During out family trip out to Yellowstone two weeks ago, we stopped in Cody, WY for the night.
They do a "gun fight" skit outside the Irma Hotel, so we watched it.
Before the show, the announcer said that Coors was a proud sponsor of the gun fight, "and not, I repeat, NOT Bud Light" (and the crowd cheered).
In the skit, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid were in town at the local saloon. Sundance ordered a drink, took a sip, spit it out, and promptly said, "Bartender, why are you serving me Bud Light?"
The law eventually shows up, and tells Butch and Sundance to drop their weapons, to which Sundance does, and the Sheriff says "Damn, you gave up your weapons quicker than someone from California."
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Bumpity Bump
If you haven't been paying attention, Bud Light has made a definite shift in their marketing strategy in recent months, getting back to targeting their core demographic. Sports, young concert goers etc. Obviously, the decision to feature a tranny in some of their marketing, was a mind-numbingly stupid decision. It was like first, do you not know who your core demographic actually is, and second, you're doing it at a time when those very people are sick of this "movement", and are in fact, fighting back against it. You had to be progressive, when your product screams the opposite. Anyway, with moves like this, it's most likely, hard lesson learned, and let's move on. foxnews
UFC CEO and president Dana White set the record straight on "Hannity" Tuesday night regarding the sports organization’s decision to bring back Bud Light as its official beer sponsor.
"When you do sponsorships, you definitely do sponsorships for the money, too. Money is definitely a part of it, but money was not the decision-making [factor]," White told FOX News’ Sean Hannity.
"There's more to being aligned with a sponsor, a major sponsor like that, for as long as I'm going to be… There are many other things that are important to me other than just the money," he continued. "And the people that were all involved in this negotiation, on every side, absolutely, positively know that my choice was not determined by money."
On Tuesday, the mixed martial arts organization revealed it struck a multiyear deal with Anheuser-Busch involving the Bud Light brand having a heavy presence in UFC's content in its broadcasts and online beginning in 2024.
Sources close to the deal reportedly told ESPN that this marks the biggest sponsorship agreement in UFC history.
The decision comes following customer and media backlash against Bud Light’s decision to endorse transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, with many critics complaining that the marketing decision and Mulvaney’s social media posts did not resonate with the consumer base.
White explained why he was able to look past the recent controversy, focusing on Anheuser-Busch’s core values.
"They were the first beer company that we really did business with. They were our first real big sponsor when we were getting started, and now we're back with them," White said. "I know all the controversy and everything else, but for myself, going into a long-term deal with another sponsor, I want to be with somebody that I'm actually aligned with."
"They employ 65,000 Americans. They have thousands of vets that work for them. They spend $700 million a year with U.S. farmers using their crops to make their products and many, many other great things that Anheuser-Busch has done in this country," UFC’s CEO noted.
He also applauded Anheuser-Busch’s support for Folds of Honor – a nonprofit organization that provides scholarships to spouses and children of fallen or disabled veterans and first responders.