I get fucking with someone that shitfaced in public, but I don't get all the bammers reaching for their cocks when they find a dude passed out.^This^
^This^
I would think it would be funny if someone would've drawn on his face, that's fine. But to literally pull your cock-n-balls (this is after you've jammed your bird fingers up the stranger's nose and down into his ears) is fucking disgusting. Good job taking up for your inbred, retarded, backwood, hillbilly, trailer trash fanbase Token.
"Everyone that falls asleep or passes out, regardless of the location, should expect a goat fuckin' brother to rub his cock-n-balls on their faces." - Token
Turnabout is fair play, I suppose:I see absolutely nothing wrong with that picture...now lets rub some dog shit in that fuckin' bammer's mouth.
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I see absolutely nothing wrong with that picture...now lets rub some dog shit in that fuckin' bammer's mouth.
I get fucking with someone that shitfaced in public, but I don't get all the bammers reaching for their cocks when they find a dude passed out.
Not saying I would, but tea bagging is the way of the youth movement. It's not just an ignorant bammer thing.
Not saying I would, but tea bagging is the way of the youth movement. It's not just an ignorant bammer thing.:facepalm:
:facepalm:
Token, your fan base is, for the most part, a bunch of fucking morons, rednecks, and fags.
There are a lot of fucking moron rednecks who like Alabama, no doubt. Probably some fags too. But if teabagging = a fucking moron redneck, then Alabama fans have a lot of company.No, but the fucking moron, redneck, inbred, retarded, backwood, goat fuckin', fag bammers = teabaggers....btw, that's considered the majority of your fanbase.
No, but the fucking moron, redneck, inbred, retarded, backwood, goat fuckin', fag bammers = teabaggers....btw, that's considered the majority of your fanbase.
And you.Nope, sorry. It must suck being a bammer, can't even enjoy your Championship without the stench of your embarrassing fanbase putting its mark on it...unless you're one of those inbred, retarded, bammers. Keep trying to rationalize how your fanbase makes everyone look at Alabamians with disgust.
Nope, sorry. It must suck being a bammer, can't even enjoy your Championship without the stench of your embarrassing fanbase putting its mark on it...unless you're one of those inbred, retarded, bammers. Keep trying to rationalize how your fanbase makes everyone look at Alabamians with disgust.
I don't listen to baldie but if I did I imagine it sounded something like this....."Innocent bammer molested by drunk LSU fan who drug his face across the poor bammers junk.""...and this, my friends, is just another reason why Nick Saban is a better coach than Gene Chizik."
"...and this, my friends, is just another reason why Nick Saban is a better coach than Gene Chizik."
Alabama TV Station Airs Teabagging Video That Features The Son Of The Station’s Sports Director
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Mobile, Ala.'s WKRG opened its 10 p.m. newscast with the video of an Alabama fan teabagging an LSU fan at the Bourbon Street Krystal after the BCS title game. What WKRG failed to mention is that one of the stars of the video is none other than Patrick Setterstrom, a recent college grad and son of the station's sports director, Randy Patrick Setterstrom. Indeed, if you watch the video, it's Patrick Setterstrom who first attempts to pull out his package before girlfriend Ellen Cassin (who's conveniently wearing a jersey with her own name on it) stops him.
(By the way, we've gotten emails indicating that the victim is indeed alive. We'll have more on this later, and we apologize for passing on rumors earlier that the man might have died.)
A number of tipsters identified the couple for us. We tried to contact Patrick Setterstrom and Ellen Cassin for their sides of the story, and because we get the sense they know the individual who eventually does assault the LSU fan. Both Patrick and Ellen deleted their Facebooks immediately after I contacted them. I've also gotten no response from emails or phone calls to WKRG's Randy Patrick Setterstrom, who during his own report later in last night's newscast made no mention of the video. We'd love to know his reaction to seeing his son in the shot—or if he even noticed.
If Patrick and Ellen somehow don't know the perpetrator, they have a ton of pictures of him and of the incident in general—you can see them posing for the photos in the video we posted on Sunday. Since the New Orleans police are investigating this case, those photos are probably of some importance right now.
The video itself was originally uploaded to YouTube by Reilly Terrell, proprietor of BamaSportsForum. He says in an email that he was simply passing by and saw what was happening through the Krystal window. He says he doesn't know any of the people who appear in the video.
If Alabama fans are truly as angry about this incident as the emails we've received from so many of them suggest, you'd figure one of them would know the teabagger's name. The tip line's open. Here's the most detailed tip we've gotten:
I met this guy at The Rusty Nail in New Orleans earlier that day. He said his name is Brian and he was from Pheonix [sic] City, Alabama. He's married and has a 3 month old baby….(which he decided to tell us rudely that he left at home so he could have more fun). He was completely intoxicated and rude the whole entire time, even to the Alabama fans.
Oh, and as for Chris Kelley, the troll who tried to take credit for the incident, congratulations to him. We tracked down his wife, her place of work, her phone number, and even called her boss. Chris Kelley sent us on a wild goose chase that included our informing his wife's boss that he had confessed to a sexual assault. Successful troll!
Oopsie
Alabama TV Station Airs Teabagging Video That Features The Son Of The Station’s Sports Director
Mobile, Ala.'s WKRG opened its 10 p.m. newscast with the video of an Alabama fan teabagging an LSU fan at the Bourbon Street Krystal after the BCS title game. What WKRG failed to mention is that one of the stars of the video is none other than Patrick Setterstrom, a recent college grad and son of the station's sports director, Randy Patrick Setterstrom. Indeed, if you watch the video, it's Patrick Setterstrom who first attempts to pull out his package before girlfriend Ellen Cassin (who's conveniently wearing a jersey with her own name on it) stops him.
(By the way, we've gotten emails indicating that the victim is indeed alive. We'll have more on this later, and we apologize for passing on rumors earlier that the man might have died.)
A number of tipsters identified the couple for us. We tried to contact Patrick Setterstrom and Ellen Cassin for their sides of the story, and because we get the sense they know the individual who eventually does assault the LSU fan. Both Patrick and Ellen deleted their Facebooks immediately after I contacted them. I've also gotten no response from emails or phone calls to WKRG's Randy Patrick Setterstrom, who during his own report later in last night's newscast made no mention of the video. We'd love to know his reaction to seeing his son in the shot—or if he even noticed.
If Patrick and Ellen somehow don't know the perpetrator, they have a ton of pictures of him and of the incident in general—you can see them posing for the photos in the video we posted on Sunday. Since the New Orleans police are investigating this case, those photos are probably of some importance right now.
Yep.
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=17102.0 (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=17102.0)
or the fact that all their shit had that stupid scripted A.
Phenix City huh?
I am sitting about 10 miles from there right this minute. The west side of PC is nothing but white trailer trash (literally). 10 bucks says this guy is from that area.
http://vimeo.com/35237443 (http://vimeo.com/35237443)
Brings a whole different meaning to the phrase sac of Krystals.
There is actually trailer trash neighborhoods inside the city limits of a town in South AL? Thats a new one on me.
Brings a whole different meaning to the phrase sac of Krystals.
Oooohhh....and Sani comes out swinging early.
Ok so serious question here..... If you are Krystal do you forgo that advertising campaign or do you use this to capitalize on it? I say you capitalize on it.
It may be time to introduce that new line of tea.
AUAlteredEgo is what Godfather used to be.Fuck you I don't have my tools anymore. You want me to run a board, you want me to do farks, you want me to write articles. Some of you need to pick up the slack.
Fuck you I don't have my tools anymore. You want me to run a board, you want me to do farks, you want me to write articles. Some of you need to pick up the slack.
Fuck you I don't have my tools anymore. You want me to run a board, you want me to do farks, you want me to write articles. Some of you need to pick up the slack.Put a crimpsum jacket on that guy, and you have the police sketch of the teabagger.
Put a crimpsum jacket on that guy, and you have the police sketch of the teabagger.
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You nailed it, why in the hell was his logo so fucking huge.
New Orleans police are now looking for information on Mr. Douche.
May get himself charged with a sex crime.
That would be some of the fucking justice I crave
New Orleans police are now looking for information on Mr. Douche.
May get himself charged with a sex crime.
That would be some of the fucking justice I crave
Ruh Roh...
http://deadspin.com/5877429/ (http://deadspin.com/5877429/)
How does a Bammerneck who works at Hibbett (with shitty benefits and pay) and has a new baby afford a ticket and trip to the MNC game?
How does a Bammerneck who works at Hibbett (with shitty benefits and pay) and has a new baby afford a ticket and trip to the MNC game?
You go to Alabama and get an upper tier position in retail at one of the finer sporting goods outlets (In Malls everywhere) and just throw is all away.
Somebody needs to put this story in schools once it's concluded to show today's kids that A: all the stupid fucking shit you think is "ok" isn't, the world is still filled with grown ups, and B: stop fucking filming all the fucking stupid shit you do to show it off, or in this case doing while numerous people are filming and taking pics. Today's youth really are different, they're dumbass attention whores. Every one of them feels like they've got to be noticed and heard from.
Somebody needs to put this story in schools once it's concluded to show today's kids that A: all the stupid fucking shit you think is "ok" isn't, the world is still filled with grown ups, and B: stop fucking filming all the fucking stupid shit you do to show it off, or in this case doing while numerous people are filming and taking pics. Today's youth really are different, they're dumbass attention whores. Every one of them feels like they've got to be noticed and heard from.
I always thought it was better to thin the herd. You know the world needs ditch-diggers too.
I always thought it was better to thin the herd. You know the world needs ditch-diggers too.
Saaay...I'm having a party on my yacht, Saturday night. How'd you like to come over and mow my lawn?
Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.Say I bet you were somethin before electricity.
Say I bet you were somethin before electricity.
How'd you like to make $14 the hard way?Oh..your a good boy a wonderful boy. Now I know why Tigers eat their young
Oh..your a good boy a wonderful boy. Now I know why Tigers eat their young
Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.Say your Excellency...have you heard the latest one about the jew, the catholic, and the colored boy that went to heaven?
Say your Excellency...have you heard the latest one about the jew, the catholic, and the colored boy that went to heaven?
Colored boy?
This guy was with his grandmother at the Rusty Nail in New Orleans earlier that day. He talked like a Cajun, although he said he was from Phenix City, Alabama. He fist bumped his grandmother right after she got pissed at one of our friends and told her "Fuck you."
They were an embarrassment before any of this happened. This only reinforced what we already knew.
You son of a bitch I'll fix you.
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Brian Downingor his official name Captain Douchebag
Okay Mr. Downing, you're applying for the head cashier position and in looking at your application here...let's see.....it does list one felony conviction. Hmmm....tell me Mr. Downing, what was that about.....
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Okay Mr. Downing, you're applying for the head cashier position and in looking at your application here...let's see.....it does list one felony conviction. Hmmm....tell me Mr. Downing, what was that about.....
(Fill in responses here)
Well, Mr. Mart...may I call you Wal, or do you prefer Mr. Mart? You see, Mr. Mart; I wuz mindin' my own bidness when this obnoxious drunk corndoggie came up to me acting all big and stuff. I had to show him who wuz boss, Roll Tide!
Hey Dreman23....stop lurking, bitch. I don't like being watched. Now post or be teabagged.
They got him..
http://deadspin.com/5877636/brian-downing-alleged-alabama-teabagger-has-turned-himself-in (http://deadspin.com/5877636/brian-downing-alleged-alabama-teabagger-has-turned-himself-in)
Officer: Is this the man who assaulted you?
Victim: I don't know. He seemed shorter.
Officer: [lowers thermostat]
Victim: That's him! That's the guy that teabagged me!
"Do you know how to get in touch with him?"
"I don't want to be too explicit, but passing out in a restaurant is a good start."
I went to high school with this douchebag. He was a couple of years behind me but I remember him well. He was a douche then as well. I can tell you that for a fact. It doesnt look like it from the pic posted, but he was a fatass piece of dough in HS as well.
Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Mr. Finebaum can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Paul Finebaum. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Krystal's Restraunt."
Y'all do realize that you're talking him not being able to land a job in Alabama right? It's Alabama, he just went from sellin shoes to being the Govenor of Alabama in the span of 5 days. Fuck, we'll probably have a Holiday named after him.
He's just fringe fan, the rest of them would never do such a thing.
NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- An Alabama man was arrested late Thursday in connection with a video appearing to show someone in a University of Alabama jacket abusing an unconscious Louisiana State University fan after Alabama beat LSU for the BCS football championship.
Gotta love al.com
So, this is all your fault!
I went to a Krystals on Wednesday and didn't put my nutsac on anybody. I was so proud of myself.
I went to a Krystals on Wednesday and didn't put my nutsac on anybody. I was so proud of myself.Anyone...except a goat...you sick bastard.
Anyone...except a goat...you sick bastard.
Can we get his wife on the X?
move and get on with my life wiithout further association.
I wonder if she sticks with him? I wouldn't. My lawyer would already be drawing up the papers, so I could change my name, move and get on with my life wiithout further association.
For realz. What women in her right mind would want to be with a man that has a corndogger tainted ball sack?Hey is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? Probably not...but it's sterile and I like the taste.
For realz. What women in her right mind would want to be with a man that has a corndogger tainted ball sack?
Welcome to the Internet, Mr. and Mrs. Downing. May as well get comfortable - you'll be here forever.
I wonder if she sticks with him? I wouldn't. My lawyer would already be drawing up the papers, so I could change my name, move and get on with my life wiithout further association.
Hey is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? Probably not...but it's sterile and I like the taste.
Anyone...except a goat...you sick bastard.Well damn, you got me. And I was doing so well lately. It just had to have a purple collar on, didn't it? The horse tranquilizer helped, too.
My question is why do we not have more pictures of these fuckers yet?
For realz. What women in her right mind would want to be with a man that has a corndogger tainted ball sack?
Maybe GH can help with this.
I'm still having a hard time figuring out why in the hell she is sitting in a bathtub.
Not gonna do it man. And yes, I know who she is.
Any word on their "status" as a married couple?
Any word on their "status" as a married couple?
Can probably find out tomorrow.
NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- An Alabama man was arrested late Wednesday in connection with a video appearing to show someone in a University of Alabama jacket abusing an unconscious Louisiana State University fan after Alabama beat LSU for the BCS football championship.
Brian Downing, 32, of Smiths Station, Ala., was booked on charges of sexual battery and obscenity. He was videotaped Jan. 9 "placing his genitals on an LSU fan's face. The LSU fan appears to be heavily inebriated and practically unconscious," a police statement said.
That videotape, the last minute of which shows a man in a red Alabama jacket simulating a sex act, went viral on the Internet.
Police said sex crimes detectives met Downing at his attorney's office in New Orleans, where officers arrested him. Downing looked at the ground as officers escorted him in handcuffs into the jail. Neither he nor the officers answered questions.
Downing's actions were videotaped about 11:45 p.m. Jan. 9, at a restaurant on Bourbon Street, police said.
They said LSU and Alabama University campus police helped them collect information and evidence needed to get a warrant for Downing's arrest.
Downing is a second cousin of Russell County, Ala., Sheriff Heath Taylor, who earlier Thursday had said Downing was on his way from Alabama to New Orleans to surrender.
Taylor told The Associated Press that he learned from other family members Thursday morning that Downing had been identified as the man shown exposing himself and then simulating a sex act above the head of an apparently unconscious man in an LSU-purple shirt. Taylor said he had not seen the video or asked Downing about the case.
After hearing from his relatives, Taylor said, he called Downing's dad and told him to bring him to the sheriff's office in Phenix City, Ala. He said he then called New Orleans police to ask whether they wanted him to jail and extradite Downing or send him to New Orleans to surrender. "New Orleans made that call," he said.
Taylor said he did not speak to Downing. "I gave his attorney the card with the detective's name on it and cell number."
The relationship was first reported by the Ledger-Enquirer of Columbus, Ga., which is about nine miles east-northeast from Phenix City.
Scott Myers, a spokesman for Birmingham, Ala.-based Hibbett Sports Inc., confirmed Thursday that the company fired Downing on Wednesday because of his part in the video.
He said the company had been aware of the tape but did not identify the person on it until Wednesday. He refused to say what the man did for Hibbett or how the company became aware of his alleged involvement. Hibbett Sports lists about 800 stores in 26 states.
"We were made aware of this situation late yesterday afternoon. We conducted our own investigation, and after the investigation was concluded, we made the determination to terminate his employment," Myers said.
Taylor said that when he heard the allegation, he had no choice but to arrest Downing or send him to New Orleans. "I wasn't going to let anybody say that because he's my family I wasn't doing anything about it."
It wasn't a hard decision, he said. "You've just got to do the right thing."
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I doubt she leaves him. She filmed it.
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REALLY? Where did you hear that? I thought the film was taken by a random bystander.
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