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Breaking News: Nick Saban Is A Dick

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Breaking News: Nick Saban Is A Dick
« on: February 26, 2008, 03:25:46 PM »

So I hear he held a press conference today to bash the press again, and they of course bent over and took it like the bitches they are.
Details?
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Re: Breaking News: Nick Saban Is A Dick
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 03:33:36 PM »
It may be an elephant hat, but it sure looks like a big ole dick on his forehead.   :lol:
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Re: Breaking News: Nick Saban Is A Dick
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 03:44:29 PM »
It may be an elephant hat, but it sure looks like a big ole dick on his forehead.   :lol:

Chad is right.

The real dick is under the hat.
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Re: Breaking News: Nick Saban Is A Dick
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 03:54:38 PM »
From what I heard on the radio the main thing Nick is going to do is "work on building better relationships throughout the community so that these thing don't happen in the future"

Bammer Neck Translation:  These frickin police officers need to understand that you do not ever arrest one of my players or I will make your life hell. 

I can see some definate tension brewing between the Police and the football team.  It could not happen to a better group of people.
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Re: Breaking News: Nick Saban Is A Dick
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 06:21:24 PM »
Back in the 80's there was a comedian on the old HBO Rodney Dangerfield comedy specials that did a stand-up routine about football players.  One of them was a big dumb dude asking for donations to "Umicef".  a Umicef looks like a Umicorn, only instead of a horn they have a big Willy Johnson on their forehead.  And they need your money desparately, to buy hats.  (presumably that look like the one Saban is wearing).  So give your money to Umicef, or you can give your money to the United Negro College Fund, because the mind is a terrible thang... and it must be stopped..... before that shit kills somebody.
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Re: Breaking News: Nick Saban Is A Dick
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 09:50:16 PM »
Cause' I have my helmet and my shoulder-me-pads. 
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Re: Breaking News: Nick Saban Is A Dick
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2008, 02:06:13 PM »
My name is Julius Johnson, number 96. <looks down at jersey> Damn, 69.
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