I'm new to the board and I realize I won't be here long...

[The Prowler]

He is I and I am him Jumbo with the tilted brim. A great welcome fisting is just what you need. With the name CheezeDik, Taylor will have a field day with you he love teh cheese.

Yup...he's loves him some Cheez "Whiz"....you're in luck Cheeze Dick.

[CheeseDik]

Dumb phuker took 2 pages to figure out what fisting his dog meant.  He definitely belongs here with the rest of you mongoloids.

Sorry, but the art of fisting dogs isn't something I have a lot of (any) experience at. This seems to be in your field of expertise. Hey, more power to ya. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

[AWK]

Do you sell cheap Viagra?  Are you from Latvia?

[Birmingham]

Sorry, but the art of fisting dogs isn't something I have a lot of (any) experience at. This seems to be in your field of expertise. Hey, more power to ya. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Are you sure about that?  

This board offers up beastiality, too? Damn, where have ya'll been all my life?

You admittedly were gonna leave this board but then had a change of heart around the time you were informed of your dog being courted by Jumbo.  It, by your own words, was as if jumbo's mutt mating sock puppet act and all those who accept it were your kinda people.  I think you've said too much already.  Just start talking about beer, curse a lot and then put a half naked woman as your avatar to try and throw off the scent that you're an Animal lover, in the biblical sense.

[The Prowler]

Animal lover, in the biblical sense.

[Ogre]

Welcome aboard CheeseDik!

If you don't like seeing the dirty words filtered, you can go to your profile and uncheck the filter button.

Now, go fuck yourself.

[Token]

My, my, Cheesedik.  What big eyes you have.

[djsimp]

Help me out here.

Anything that has to do with fisting piques my interest.

Phuk you Cheesedik, can I touch your boobs please?!

[Birmingham]

Phuk you Cheesedik, can I touch your boobs please?!

djsimp41 is asking the new guy if he can feel his boobs.  Same shit, different day.

[GH2001]

djsimp41 is asking the new guy if he can feel his boobs.  Same poop, different day.

Is that any worse than fisting his dog? really???

[Godfather]

Welcome...

If you think birmingham is bad, you havent even gotten to the gay and movie quote hijacks.  Threads around here dont make it much longer than 3 pages.

This site aint for the faint of heart...if you are looking for a hug go see aunation.net.

We prefer a little slap and tickle over here.

[Jumbo]

Welcome...

If you think birmingham is bad, you havent even gotten to the gay and movie quote hijacks.  Threads around here dont make it much longer than 3 pages.

This site aint for the faint of heart...if you are looking for a hug go see aunation.net.

We prefer a little slap and tickle over here.

Surely you can't be serious?

[wesfau2]

Surely you can't be serious?

He is.

And don't call him "Shirley".

[djsimp]

djsimp41 is asking the new guy if he can feel his boobs.  Same poop, different day.

You know you are looking. Even with the big AU painted on them, you would still grab them.

[CCTAU]

Unfortunately, they pollute every Auburn site I've ever been on.  In the case of this board, there's less here than others, but at the same time, the "no ban" attitude here, allows them to be an ass 24/7/365.  I'm not a big fan of banning, so I take full advantage of it to tell birmingham what kind of fucking idiot tool he is every time he shows his fucking ignorant self here.

Don't be a stranger.

Listen to this guy. He knows. I just found out he's a lawyer.

What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

[The Prowler]

Surely you can't be serious?

Wesley Keith Surley 48 Arlington, TX

...I think he's serious