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Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!

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Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« on: May 19, 2010, 11:06:45 AM »
Dude, you rockin the Deck tonight?

I might drive to Bham for that celebration.
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2010, 11:13:49 AM »
Happy Birthday Jumbo!
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2010, 11:17:24 AM »
happy birthday bro.
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2010, 11:28:47 AM »
Happy Birthday Manbearpig

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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2010, 12:12:59 PM »
BTW Jumbo we all chipped in and got you this...enjoy it.



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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2010, 12:29:23 PM »
Happy fisting there pardner
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2010, 12:30:13 PM »
Happy Birthday, I bought you a civic...a red one.
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2010, 12:41:40 PM »
Happy Birthday! 

By the way...I have something for you.  Actually there are three of them, and one is much longer than the other two.
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2010, 12:48:30 PM »
Dude, you rockin the Deck tonight?

I might drive to Bham for that celebration.
I'm on the way to your house.
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2010, 01:19:46 PM »
Dude, you rockin the Deck tonight?

I might drive to Bham for that celebration.

Word on the skreet is you should stay south.
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2010, 01:22:26 PM »
I'm on the way to your house.

Word on the skreet is you should stay south.

Uh...what have you guys heard that I should know?
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2010, 01:32:23 PM »
Uh...what have you guys heard that I should know?

He's bringing this guy to party with you two also!  Happy Birthday, Jumbo!!

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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2010, 01:56:12 PM »
Uh...what have you guys heard that I should know?
I'm renting a moped.
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2010, 02:07:16 PM »
He's bringing this guy to party with you two also!  Happy Birthday, Jumbo!!



OK. That was  :bugs:



A very medium birthday to you. (The government says the Jumbo is bad for your health. Sorry)
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2010, 02:13:34 PM »
He's bringing this guy to party with you two also!  Happy Birthday, Jumbo!!


That's a gift that keeps givin' the whole year.
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2010, 02:15:47 PM »
That's a gift that keeps givin' the whole year.

just like the jelly of the month club.

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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2010, 02:21:45 PM »
just like the jelly of the month club.


Clark, make sure you pick youself up something.....real nice.
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2010, 03:07:13 PM »
So...you're not even the least bit curious about my gift to you?
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2010, 03:22:28 PM »
Happy Birthday Jumbo!
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Re: Karaoke Party on Jumbo's Birthday!
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2010, 03:52:46 PM »
So...you're not even the least bit curious about my gift to you?
2 Bose speakers and a Xm radio?
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