I wouldn't either. The smell of burnt piss is hard to wash out of clothes.
True, I guess I would piss on him if he were on fire, but only after drinking some kerosene first.
You'll Think Of Me - Keith Urban
You know how I know you're gay. Listening to Keith Urban is another symptom of the goat aids.
War Pigs (1970 Basement Tapes) - Black Sabbath