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Sometimes it takes a big ass set of balls.

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Sometimes it takes a big ass set of balls.
« on: April 08, 2010, 03:53:45 PM »
   
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Re: Sometimes it takes a big ass set of balls.
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2010, 05:50:06 PM »
Not saying these two were made for each other....just sayin.

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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2010, 05:54:10 PM »
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Re: Sometimes it takes a big ass set of balls.
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2010, 06:37:34 PM »
This thread exemplifies why I love the X.

So would you do those twins when they turn 18 (if they haven't yet)?

I mean, it'd kind of be like a threesome (I guess). Plus, you'd knock something off your bucket list that Tucker Max couldn't even account for.
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Re: Sometimes it takes a big ass set of balls.
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 09:48:15 PM »
This thread exemplifies why I love the X.

So would you do those twins when they turn 18 (if they haven't yet)?

I mean, it'd kind of be like a threesome (I guess). Plus, you'd knock something off your bucket list that Tucker Max couldn't even account for.

I would do them. 
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Re: Sometimes it takes a big ass set of balls.
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2010, 07:08:31 AM »
This thread exemplifies why I love the X.

So would you do those twins when they turn 18 (if they haven't yet)?

I mean, it'd kind of be like a threesome (I guess). Plus, you'd knock something off your bucket list that Tucker Max couldn't even account for.

C'mon man.  You had a chance to knock something small off your bucket list years ago and didn't roll up in there.
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2010, 10:08:10 AM »
C'mon man.  You had a chance to knock something small off your bucket list years ago and didn't roll up in there.
Fact.  Then we tried to play horseshoes with her and all hell broke loose. 
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2010, 10:20:00 AM »
Fact.  Then we tried to play horseshoes with her and all hell broke loose. 

So not only did you fuck up your chances of scratching something off your list but because she was with someone else I didn't get to use her as a horseshoe and scratch something off of mine.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2010, 10:28:50 AM »
So not only did you fuck up your chances of scratching something off your list but because she was with someone else I didn't get to use her as a horseshoe and scratch something off of mine.
Yeah, Thanks Chad, Thanks for fucking up our dreams. :thumsup:
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Re: Sometimes it takes a big ass set of balls.
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 11:45:24 AM »
Am I the only one who sees the great BJ possibilities in this. 






I am so going to hell.
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Re: Sometimes it takes a big ass set of balls.
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 11:53:44 AM »
Am I the only one who sees the great BJ possibilities in this. 






I am so going to hell.

I dont think that dude would like that.
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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 01:07:30 PM »
I dont think that dude would like that.
That dude needs a blow job...or at least a reach around...sumptin.

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Re: Sometimes it takes a big ass set of balls.
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2010, 10:22:19 AM »
OK. Say they become a teacher(s). That would suck for the kids. There would never be a time when the teacher(s)' back would be turned. Talk about an extra set of eyes.
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Re: Sometimes it takes a big ass set of balls.
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2010, 10:35:59 PM »
Good news/bad news
Good news: you are about to bee immortalized in film having a three-way with two blondes
Bad news: the movie will be titled "2 girls, one mommy part"
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