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« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2010, 07:50:53 AM »
Talk about your bad luck in Vegas. I couldn't hit anything. Even the flight home. Missed my flight and had to catch the red-eye. I'm at the ATL airport now waiting to catch my connecting flight. I may have gotten an hour of sleep if that. Shit sucks.

Plus I lost way more than I should have, and owe Wes $100.

FML.
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« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2010, 12:38:45 PM »
Talk about your bad luck in Vegas. I couldn't hit anything. Even the flight home. Missed my flight and had to catch the red-eye. I'm at the ATL airport now waiting to catch my connecting flight. I may have gotten an hour of sleep if that. Shit sucks.

Plus I lost way more than I should have, and owe Wes $100.

FML.

My apologies for dragging  you to the craps table and handcuffing you to a gambling addict.

Hef's party wasn't quite as intimate as we were hoping.  Basically just a night in the Playboy Club with a special appearance by the man himself.

Today we bid adieu to LT and his cronies.  Three more days in Vegas, then it's on to Palm Springs.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2010, 01:45:44 PM »
I expected a little more from this thread...  No hooker stories?  You didn't send a male prostitute to somebody's room?  That's always good for a laugh.  No strippers or strip clubs?  Any other clubs or casino lounge stories?  Are you guys holding out on us? 
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« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2010, 06:26:15 PM »
I expected a little more from this thread...  No hooker stories?  You didn't send a male prostitute to somebody's room?  That's always good for a laugh.  No strippers or strip clubs?  Any other clubs or casino lounge stories?  Are you guys holding out on us? 

Yes.

I'll let mark volunteer whatever details he cares to share.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2010, 07:36:14 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2010, 09:29:34 AM »
I spy a hate thief.
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« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2010, 12:05:22 PM »
I spy a hate thief.

We traveled all the way back in time to call ya a cracker.
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« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2010, 12:13:03 PM »
We traveled all the way back in time to call ya a cracker.
I are good with spelling.
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« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2010, 12:26:31 PM »
Update:

Relatively slow Sunday.  Sent LT off to the airport after he crushed the BJ table...again.

Then retired to the pool deck for drunken ogling of fake titties.  Watched a drunk girl bum a smoke from three dudes...then tell them that she lost her dress at a club the night before, has pierced nipples and likes her ass rubbed.  She left with the three dudes shortly thereafter.  One word: airtight.

After the pool, took a beating on the BJ table, retired to the room for shower and sex.  Then off to the Rio for a change of scenery.  A couple of hours of light BJ and lots of gin, then back to the Palms for some serious drinking....then on to the room for sex....lots of it.

Let's see what Monday holds...
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« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2010, 12:36:31 PM »
Nobody is going to mention the abduction of Chizad? I was getting phone calls from my girlfriends who was getting phone call from Chads girlfriend about some of his internet buddies kidnapping him.
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« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2010, 01:00:20 PM »
Nobody is going to mention the abduction of Chizad? I was getting phone calls from my girlfriends who was getting phone call from Chads girlfriend about some of his internet buddies kidnapping him.

Female hysteria.  At no point was Chad held against his will.  He even declined LT's offer to pay the fee to change his flight so that Chad could stay another day.
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« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2010, 01:02:27 PM »
Update:

Relatively slow Sunday.  Sent LT off to the airport after he crushed the BJ table...again.

Then retired to the pool deck for drunken ogling of fake titties.  Watched a drunk girl bum a smoke from three dudes...then tell them that she lost her dress at a club the night before, has pierced nipples and likes her ass rubbed.  She left with the three dudes shortly thereafter.  One word: airtight.

After the pool, took a beating on the BJ table, retired to the room for shower and sex.  Then off to the Rio for a change of scenery.  A couple of hours of light BJ and lots of gin, then back to the Palms for some serious drinking....then on to the room for sex....lots of it.

Let's see what Monday holds...

That whole sex thing you mentioned.  Could you possibly give a few more details on that subject?  Mmkthx.
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« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2010, 01:04:07 PM »
That whole sex thing you mentioned.  Could you possibly give a few more details on that subject?  Mmkthx.

I've managed to incorporate my zest for amateur cartography into the sex:  I draw maps of Hawaii on her back.
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« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2010, 01:10:18 PM »
That whole sex thing you mentioned.  Could you possibly give a few more details on that subject?  Mmkthx.
Haven't you heard?
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« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2010, 01:12:06 PM »
I've managed to incorporate my zest for amateur cartography into the sex:  I draw maps of Hawaii on her back.

Kinky...I like it
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« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2010, 01:12:45 PM »
the table in the first picture...posted by uncle sani...has some damn fine curvy ass legs.
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« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2010, 02:27:04 PM »
the table in the first picture...posted by uncle sani...has some damn fine curvy ass legs.

They don't really do anything for me but I will pass your compliment along to LT.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2010, 07:18:24 PM »
Update from the floor of the Rio:

We have our second (known) vomit incident. The hat thief can't hold her beer today. She made it to the pisser to do it....barely.
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« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2010, 09:50:31 PM »
Update from the floor of the Rio:

We have our second (known) vomit incident. The hat thief can't hold her beer today. She made it to the pisser to do it....barely.
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Re: The Rolling Vegas Thread...
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2010, 11:00:18 PM »
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Technically we were probably somewhere over Mississippi when LT puked on the stew.

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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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