Bar Joke

[BZ770]

Subject: BEST BAR JOKE EVER!!

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will
you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini
ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious....

So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you
have?" The guy says, "Martini."  Again, the robot makes a great martini
gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" the guy says, "100."  The
robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time.

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy
says, "Martini," and the Robot brings him another great martini. The robot
then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50.."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you
voted for Obama?"