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Happy Birthday to....
« on: March 30, 2010, 09:18:26 AM »
RWS

Happy ...ahh fuck you!



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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 09:25:34 AM »
I thought he was to be put down last year so as not to take a chance on infecting the breeding population of sheep?
Happy birthday fuctard.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 09:35:40 AM »
Happy Birthday.  For your present, I'm sending you 2 tickets to the Iron Bowl....wait, no I'm not.  You'll never use them.
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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 10:31:33 AM »
Happy Birthday you old sailor you.
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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 10:40:43 AM »
Happy birthday ROUS.
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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 12:19:46 PM »
Maybe Token has some leftover doughnuts from his birthday last month.  You are used to getting the ones the cops leave behind, right?
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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 12:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 30, 2010, 12:19:46 PM
Maybe Token has some leftover doughnuts from his birthday last month.  You are used to getting the ones the cops leave behind, right?

ZING!!
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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 12:49:36 PM »
Here's hoping your wife got you a hairpiece on your 50th oops I mean 27th birthday. /snicker
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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2010, 01:21:45 PM »
I give you this shitty music video as a present:

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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2010, 01:45:56 PM »
Happy Birthdady.  Don't die or anything.   :fu:

Sincerely,

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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2010, 01:58:18 PM »
Thanks for the birthday wishes, fuckers. In addition to this thread, I got a torn ligament in my knee for my birthday. Yay!
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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2010, 02:03:24 PM »
Quote from: RWS on March 30, 2010, 01:58:18 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes, fuckers. In addition to this thread, I got a torn ligament in my knee for my birthday. Yay!

I hear that's common among you gheys.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2010, 02:36:13 PM »
Quote from: RWS on March 30, 2010, 01:58:18 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes, fuckers. In addition to this thread, I got a torn ligament in my knee for my birthday. Yay!

Stop Livin La Vida Loca.
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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2010, 02:43:02 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 30, 2010, 02:36:13 PM
Stop Livin La Vida Loca.

Ricky Martin just came out.  It's official.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2010, 03:41:59 PM »
Quote from: RWS on March 30, 2010, 01:58:18 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes, fuckers. In addition to this thread, I got a torn ligament in my knee for my birthday. Yay!
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.
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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2010, 09:07:09 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 30, 2010, 12:19:46 PM
Maybe Token has some leftover doughnuts from his birthday last month.  You are used to getting the ones the cops leave behind, right?
Full of awesome!

Happy birthday, donut puncher. The best treatment for a bum knee is self administered amputation.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2010, 09:08:34 PM by Pell City Tiger »
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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2010, 09:37:44 PM »
I clicked on this thread a few times today thinking that something marginally clever would occur to me. It didn't. But, you are a bammer, and a resident here, and it's your birthday...so I am just going to try to cover my bases in one fell swoop.

On your birthday, RWS....may you not be bothered by the fact that your daddy (maybe?) Merle and your Uncle Earl both have full carnal knowledge of your momma and your sister....may you have a nice view of the famous Bear Bryant back tattoo while its owner shits in the yard across the road....may your cousin/wife get you the nicest gift Wal-Mart has to offer...and may she put out her cigarette BEFORE she lets you tap it tonight.


As for your knee...you do know our personal PI lawyer is back?

Happy Birthday Bammer.
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Re: Happy Birthday to....
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2010, 09:14:15 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on March 30, 2010, 09:37:44 PM
I clicked on this thread a few times today thinking that something marginally clever would occur to me. It didn't. But, you are a bammer, and a resident here, and it's your birthday...so I am just going to try to cover my bases in one fell swoop.

On your birthday, RWS....may you not be bothered by the fact that your daddy (maybe?) Merle and your Uncle Earl both have full carnal knowledge of your momma and your sister....may you have a nice view of the famous Bear Bryant back tattoo while its owner poops in the yard across the road....may your cousin/wife get you the nicest gift Wal-Mart has to offer...and may she put out her cigarette BEFORE she lets you tap it tonight.


As for your knee...you do know our personal PI lawyer is back?

Happy Birthday Bammer.



If this lawyerin' gig doesn't work out, you could go places with Hallmark.  I got misty.
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2010, 10:43:20 AM »
I hope you finally got a bus ticket to tuskerloser so you can finally get to see that newly renovated soccer stadium there.
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