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Coach Barbee Letter to Students

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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2010, 10:01:18 AM »
Hand out nothing. We keep, and dole out selectively. How else are we going to get some of you fucktards laid?

All women are just one line away from their first lesbian experience.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2010, 10:09:58 AM »
All women are just one line away from their first lesbian experience.

Are you saying Jen and I will have to do the getting laid for y'all too? Wow. What a bunch of lazy fuckers.
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« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2010, 10:21:48 AM »
Hand out nothing. We keep, and dole out selectively. How else are we going to get some of you phuktards laid?

So does that mean the uglier we are the better chance we get free cocaine and get laid?
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Re: Coach Barbee Letter to Students
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2010, 11:49:00 AM »
Are you saying Jen and I will have to do the getting laid for y'all too? Wow. What a bunch of lazy phukers.

Smart - not lazy darling.  :tits:
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« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2010, 11:53:36 AM »
Are you saying Jen and I will have to do the getting laid for y'all too? Wow. What a bunch of lazy fuckers.

We're not lazy...we do know how too operate a video camera.
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« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2010, 12:23:22 PM »
Fine. But if I gotta pick up the women, I get the cocaine too.
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« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2010, 12:29:36 PM »
Fine. But if I gotta pick up the women, I get the cocaine too.

one begets the other
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Coach Barbee Letter to Students
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2010, 12:35:53 PM »
one begets the other

you complete me brother....
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« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2010, 03:02:13 PM »
Are you saying Jen and I will have to do the getting laid for y'all too? Wow. What a bunch of lazy fuckers.
They're desperate.  Let's see if we can't get the price a bit higher than a few random lines of blow.
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« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2010, 03:06:06 PM »
There is one caveat you have to do the blow of each others boobies.
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« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2010, 03:31:27 PM »
you said boobies.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Coach Barbee Letter to Students
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2010, 03:54:30 PM »
you said boobies.

It moved when he said it.
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« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2010, 03:58:55 PM »
It moved when he said it.
It tends to do that when you are yanking on it, though, right?
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« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2010, 04:08:00 PM »
It tends to do that when you are yanking on it, though, right?

I would....but I've got these really small hands.
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Re: Coach Barbee Letter to Students
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2010, 06:11:04 PM »
I would....but I've got these really small hands.
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« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2010, 11:12:27 PM »
I would....but I've got these really small hands.

AWK will hold it for you.
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« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2010, 12:44:17 AM »
AWK will hold it for you.
I'll only need a finger.
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Re: Coach Barbee Letter to Students
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2010, 08:52:00 AM »
I'll only need a finger.

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Re: Coach Barbee Letter to Students
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2010, 10:07:03 AM »
I'll only need a finger.

The mini-shocker?
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« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2010, 10:16:36 AM »
I would....but I've got these really small hands.

You should really let that midget go. She's suffered enough.
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