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Hot Boss, Hot Car
« on: March 23, 2010, 05:56:38 PM »
I had a great lunch today.

My boss, our General Counsel, is, to be direct, HOT.  As in, fit, trim, silver hair on the temples, distinguished, brilliant and rich as hell.  He is also the best boss I have ever had.  He tolerates my shit, leaves me alone to do my job, and always has my back when I piss people off.  Enough said.

He just bought a brand new BMW 335i hardtop convertible.  Monaco Blue.  300 hp.  

And today at lunch, we got it up to 100+ mph on I-45.  

Blue skies, 70 degrees, top down, hot guy driving a hot car...

I had a great lunch today.

That is all...

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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2010, 06:09:30 PM »
my first question...is he gay? 

not that i care.  perhaps taylor the other lawyers on this board feel differently.

 
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2010, 06:13:16 PM »
Quote from: chinook on March 23, 2010, 06:09:30 PM
my first question...is he gay? 

not that i care.  perhaps taylor the other lawyers on this board feel differently.

 
Nope, he is just doing it right.
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2010, 06:15:11 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 23, 2010, 05:56:38 PM
I had a great lunch today. 

I began having an affair with my boss.


Interesting....
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 01:35:14 AM »
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I had a great lunch today. 

I began having an affair with my boss.

Only in my dreams, baby.  Only in my dreams...

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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 01:36:00 AM »
Quote from: AWK on March 23, 2010, 06:13:16 PM
Nope, he is just doing it right.
Damn skippy. 
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 02:12:56 AM »
Quote from: AWK on March 23, 2010, 06:13:16 PM
Nope, he is just doing hittin' it right.
Fixed.
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 09:12:21 AM »
I see a promotion in your future.

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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 10:18:48 AM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on March 24, 2010, 09:12:21 AM
I see a promotion in your future.
I don't kiss his ASS...but as hot as he is, other choices would be open for discussion...
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 01:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 24, 2010, 10:18:48 AM
I don't kiss his ASS...but as hot as he is, other choices would be open for discussion...
Kinky.
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 02:50:26 PM »
All this talk of ass before lunch makes me hungry...
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 04:12:02 PM »
Quote from: AWK on March 24, 2010, 02:50:26 PM
All this talk of a man's ass before lunch makes me hungry... 
FTFY...
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 04:17:13 PM »
So did you have to pay to have the car detailed after lunch?

Those seats are pretty expensive.

I wish my F250 had a removable hard top. I could see myself jamming down I-75 going 78+ mph with my hair blowing in the wind and Hank coming out the speakers. Ohh the life.....
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2010, 08:20:30 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 24, 2010, 04:17:13 PM
So did you have to pay to have the car detailed after lunch?

Those seats are pretty expensive.

I wish my F250 had a removable hard top. I could see myself jamming down I-75 going 78+ mph with my hair blowing in the wind and Hank coming out the speakers. Ohh the life.....

It wasn't turtle wax...

and about the F250 - you go boy.
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2010, 10:39:26 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 24, 2010, 04:17:13 PM
Those seats are pretty expensive.
The combination of new car smell and very expensive leather is like a pheremone. 
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2010, 07:39:36 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 24, 2010, 10:39:26 PM
The combination of new car smell and very expensive leather is like a pheremone. 

ATM receipts with lots of ink have the same effect.
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2010, 10:10:46 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 25, 2010, 07:39:36 AM
ATM receipts with lots of ink have the same effect.

And shiny rocks and metals.

I'm sensing a trend here.
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Re: Hot Boss, Hot Car
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2010, 11:07:37 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 24, 2010, 10:39:26 PM
The combination of new car smell and very expensive leather is like a pheremone. 

So. My new Kia Rondo with the special order Corinthian leather would do it for you?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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