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Creatures of the Deep
« on: March 25, 2010, 12:48:52 AM »
Got this from one of my offshore co-workers. Meet Bathynomus giganteus. It latched on to one of the deepwater ROV (remotely operated underwater vehicles) we use, for example, when we are surveying downed platforms in the Gulf of Mexico. Hard to tell scale but since those controls fit an adult hand, I am guessing 12-15 inches. They live on the bottom in very deep water, but could you imagine bumping into one of those when you are diving?  Of course, our coonass divers would probably radio up for his tender to put a pot of water on to boil...

They are the undersea equivalent of rolly pollies - same family as pillbugs and the woodlouse.

I also found the other two pictures on Wiki - those eyes are reflective - and the stuff of nightmares and comic book supervillans...


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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2010, 12:51:44 AM »
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I also found the other two pictures on Wiki - those eyes are reflective - and the stuff of nightmares and comic book supervillans...

And also apparently devastatingly handsome attorneys at law...

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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2010, 02:05:52 AM »
That's were BirdBoy's been! That's a creepy appetizer.
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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2010, 07:33:16 AM »
Those fuckers will have that in the pot when LSU kicks off.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2010, 09:19:17 AM »
I go deep a lot.
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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2010, 10:10:03 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdboy on March 25, 2010, 09:19:17 AM
I go deep a lot.

My wife says to me, "Give me 12 inches and hurt me."

So I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.

OH!
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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2010, 10:21:11 AM »
I still like the Cuddle Fish.
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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2010, 10:52:34 AM »
What a magnificent creature <in my best David Attenborough voice>
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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2010, 01:24:31 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 25, 2010, 10:10:03 AM
My wife says to me, "Give me 12 inches and hurt me."

So I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.

OH!
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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2010, 01:27:40 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on March 25, 2010, 01:24:31 PM
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Hell.  Yes.

I can be Tiny Elvis...and Ford Fairlane.

I can do dirty nursery rhymes:

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
and dumped the bitch on the next block.

OH!
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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2010, 03:30:14 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 25, 2010, 01:27:40 PM
Hell.  Yes.

I can be Tiny Elvis...and Ford Fairlane.

I can do dirty nursery rhymes:

Hickory toolory Dock
Some chick was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
and dumped the bitch on the next block.

OH!


That's my boyeee.
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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2010, 03:37:24 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 25, 2010, 01:27:40 PM
Hell.  Yes.

I can be Tiny Elvis...and Ford Fairlane.

I can do dirty nursery rhymes:

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
and dumped the bitch on the next block.

OH!

I would kick the Godfather's ass for putting you in anything resembling houndstooth.

just sayin'.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2010, 04:19:33 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on March 25, 2010, 01:24:31 PM
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close resemblance...but i hear wes does have a heart. 

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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2010, 04:20:38 PM »
Quote from: chinook on March 25, 2010, 04:19:33 PM
but i hear wes does have a heart. 


That's a filthy fuckin lie.  You take that back.
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Re: Creatures of the Deep
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2010, 09:56:00 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on March 25, 2010, 01:24:31 PM
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What does Terry Bowden have to do with this?
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