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*Word on da skreets....regarding Auburn's new BBall coach*

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« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2010, 02:57:45 AM »
"As early as" = "Unless" ... ?   

I need to start writing this stuff down, it is becoming hard to read without the correct code.
I'll help you out, Tubby's going to be our new coach, Unless he's not.
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« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2010, 10:01:04 AM »
I'll help you out, Tubby's going to be our new coach, Unless he's not.

Listen to this man.  He's Pre-Law
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« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2010, 10:04:42 AM »
Listen to this man.  He's Pre-Law

And has many leather bound books.
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Re: *Word on da skreets....regarding Auburn's new BBall coach*
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2010, 10:26:46 AM »
I have been hearing very small murmurs that JJ wants to pull another Chizik out of his hat. So he has been quietly talking to Mamadou N'diaye. The rumor is that N'diaye will be surrounded by a basketball savvy team of interpreters to help get the players motivated. This will at first seem to be a terrible hire, but after AU wins the SEC west, fans will love the hire........
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Re: *Word on da skreets....regarding Auburn's new BBall coach*
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2010, 10:39:50 AM »
Mamadou has been trying to revive the basketball program at Zwimbabwe Jr. College in Kenya. He has a 12-47 record in 2 years but that's not indicative of his coaching prowess.  Everyone knows that ZJC is a basketball waste land and their facilities pale in comparison to those of an SEC program. 

I for one would go to the airport in Opelika to greet Coach N'diaye and Mr. Jacobs.
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« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2010, 12:55:44 PM »
Mamadou has been trying to revive the basketball program at Zwimbabwe Jr. College in Kenya. He has a 12-47 record in 2 years but that's not indicative of his coaching prowess.  Everyone knows that ZJC is a basketball waste land and their facilities pale in comparison to those of an SEC program.  

I for one would go to the airport in Opelika to greet Coach N'diaye and Mr. Jacobs.
Jacobs is beating the breaks off corches no one wants, this is going to be a special offseason.
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« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2010, 01:03:25 PM »
Mamadou has been trying to revive the basketball program at Zwimbabwe Jr. College in Kenya. He has a 12-47 record in 2 years but that's not indicative of his coaching prowess.  Everyone knows that ZJC is a basketball waste land and their facilities pale in comparison to those of an SEC program. 

I for one would go to the airport in Opelika to greet Coach N'diaye and Mr. Jacobs.

Who wants to sex Mamadou?
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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2010, 06:22:28 PM »
Nobody packs your lunch like Mamadou!
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« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2010, 08:27:59 PM »
I for one would go to the airport in Opelika to greet Coach N'diaye and Mr. Jacobs.
Boooo! We need a winner, not a looser!
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« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2010, 08:54:44 PM »
Boooo! We need a winner, not a looser!
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Re: *Word on da skreets....regarding Auburn's new BBall coach*
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2010, 09:45:35 PM »
This is becoming a pet peeve of mine. 

Get the quote right. 

It was never "Boooo! We need a winner, not a loser." 

It was....

"Boooo! We need a LEADER, not a loser."
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« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2010, 10:16:00 PM »
<in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice>
That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.
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« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2010, 04:31:54 AM »
Boooo! We need a winner, not a looser!
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« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2010, 07:52:17 AM »
<in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice>
That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

File this away for later use.

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« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2010, 11:07:56 AM »
File this away for later use.



This is gonna' be mo fun than a mouse at a burlesque show.
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Re: *Word on da skreets....regarding Auburn's new BBall coach*
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2010, 11:51:00 AM »
<in my best Foghorn Leghorn voice>
That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

Yeah, but Prowler STILL doesn't know what the actual quote was. 
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« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2010, 08:50:01 PM »
Yeah, but Prowler STILL doesn't know what the actual quote was. 
:rolleyes:

Yeah, but....kaos is STILL retarded.

again, we need a winner not a loser.
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« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2010, 09:16:14 PM »
Smith on Monday = Barbee on Wednesday.

I gotta get me one a dem decoder rings.
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« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2010, 09:30:05 PM »
Smith on Monday = Barbee on Wednesday.

I gotta get me one a dem decoder rings.
Drink more Ovaltine.
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« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2010, 03:28:28 AM »
Smith on Monday = Barbee on Wednesday.

It was the 'ol switch-a-roo...watch my right hand while ignoring what my left hand is doing.  Brilliant I tells ya.
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs