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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2010, 02:27:43 PM »
No, that part is true. Women value those qualities much more than men.....but women say they want the truth...and they really don't. They can't handle it, usually. They don't really want to know that you think their best friend is hot, that you would fuck the neighbor if you knew you wouldn't get caught, that you think about other women in the shower, that she does, indeed look fat in that dress.
Why do you think most of my friends are boys?Just sayin.
Benefits??
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2010, 02:33:22 PM »
Benefits??
Only a select few of us...wait what.  Oh yeah now I remember..one of us got skeered.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2010, 02:34:00 PM »
No, that part is true. Women value those qualities much more than men.....but women say they want the truth...and they really don't. They can't handle it, usually. They don't really want to know that you think their best friend is hot, that you would phuk the neighbor if you knew you wouldn't get caught, that you think about other women in the shower, that she does, indeed look fat in that dress.
Why do you think most of my friends are boys?

Just sayin.

Pay close attention.  This one is wise in the ways of teh womenz.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2010, 02:38:24 PM »
Only a select few of us...wait what.  Oh yeah now I remember..one of us got skeered.

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« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2010, 02:42:57 PM »
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2010, 02:46:35 PM »
No, that part is true. Women value those qualities much more than men.....but women say they want the truth...and they really don't. They can't handle it, usually. They don't really want to know that you think their best friend is hot, that you would phuk the neighbor if you knew you wouldn't get caught, that you think about other women in the shower, that she does, indeed look fat in that dress.
Why do you think most of my friends are boys?

Just sayin.

You have my heart.  :)
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2010, 03:07:33 PM »
No, that part is true. Women value those qualities much more than men.....but women say they want the truth...and they really don't. They can't handle it, usually. They don't really want to know that you think their best friend is hot, that you would fuck the neighbor if you knew you wouldn't get caught, that you think about other women in the shower, that she does, indeed look fat in that dress.
Why do you think most of my friends are boys?

Just sayin.

As long as she can't take me to court fuck her.  She's getting the truth.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2010, 03:21:55 PM »
As long as she can't take me to court phuk her.  She's getting the truth.


Pay close attention.  This one is wise in the ways of teh menz.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2010, 03:23:28 PM »
I got drunk with AUS a few weekends ago.  It was fun.  There were no blowjobs...given by her...but Chad was there...
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« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2010, 05:13:52 PM »
I got drunk with AUS a few weekends ago.  It was fun.  There were no blowjobs...given by her...but Chad was there...

Which Chad?  Wheels or feet?

I was kind of glad to see Duke win too.  I like this Duke team.  It's not full of a bunch of first round NBA draft picks.  In fact, they're very Butler-like in the way they win....which I can appreciate, regardless of the fact that it says "Evil Empire" on the jersey.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2010, 09:27:55 AM »
Random fact that I heard this morning.  National championship game....not one dunk.  Don't know what that says exactly other than the two teams actually played defense and worked set plays.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2010, 09:31:49 AM »
Random fact that I heard this morning.  National championship game....not one dunk.  Don't know what that says exactly other than the two teams actually played defense and worked set plays.

It means Lebo doesnt coach either team...wait - I thought you said 3 pointers. Nevermind.
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« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2010, 11:29:30 AM »
Just heard an interview with Coach K and he explained his decision to miss the 2nd free throw.  The obvious reasoning was the time that runs off by forcing the rebound and dribble to half court.  He also said he wanted no ties because "If we go to overtime, we lose that game".
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2010, 08:45:08 PM »
Random fact that I heard this morning.  National championship game....not one dunk.  Don't know what that says exactly other than the two teams actually played defense and worked set plays.
It says there were too many crackers on the court. White men can't jump.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2010, 11:12:10 AM »
It says there were too many crackers on the court. White men can't jump.

Listen to this man.  He knows. He is white and the only man I can out jump.
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Re: Duke Wins
« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2010, 11:26:47 AM »
Listen to this man.  He knows. He is white and the only man I can out jump.

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