Amazing what losing 120 pounds and getting a decent tan will do...

[Ogre]

haha - you said beat them off, with a whip.  Getting beaten off with a whip may be a bit too crazy for some of these guys.  They probably just do the "stranger"** version of the handy when they fell frisky and kinky.

(** "the stranger", as in sitting on their favorite hand until it falls asleep and goes numb, then when they commence with the  they can imagine that is actually someone else's hand  - although I never understand why that would be any good - even if it felt like someone else's hand, it's still a dude's hand, and that's just wrong)

Sounds to me like you're all too familiar with The Stranger....I'm surprised you can still type with that numb hand of yours.

[DnATL]

Sounds to me like you're all too familiar with The Stranger....I'm surprised you can still type with that numb hand of yours.
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So you're insinuating that I'm no stranger to the stranger?  And how many times have you received the "Tony Danza"?

[Ogre]

Looks like you're also a stranger to the quote function.

And to answer your question, I've given my share of Danza Slaps in my day.