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« on: December 17, 2009, 03:16:25 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 03:43:25 PM »
Mickey Rourke for the win!
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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 09:10:00 AM »
Looks great....looking forward to that one and Sherlock Holmes.
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 01:56:50 PM »
Great. More dumb ass movies for y'all to hijack threads quoting...
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 02:06:39 PM »
Great. More dumb ass movies for y'all to hijack threads quoting...

Stop swimming upstream.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Or get bent.

Whichever works for you, W.
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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 02:33:20 PM »
Stop swimming upstream.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Or get bent.

Whichever works for you, W.

I'll be bach

...that's the first movie quote that popped into my mind...kind of pathetic huh?
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 02:35:36 PM »
I'll be bach

...that's the first movie quote that popped into my mind...kind of pathetic huh?

He hates you...look at the contempt on his face

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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 02:36:58 PM »
He hates you...look at the contempt on his face



I was trying to sound out the gov's pronunciation...
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 02:38:59 PM »
I'll be bach

...that's the first movie quote that popped into my mind...kind of pathetic huh?

We just need to culture you up a bit.

Perhaps we need to compile a recommended viewing list for forum members so that they might get more of the jokes.

On second thought: fuck them in their stupid asses.  They are fucking clown shoes.
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2009, 02:51:17 PM »
I was trying to sound out the gov's pronunciation...





It's OK though.  I am not very good with teh movie quotes either.  Mostly because I'm either high or drunk when I watch most movies of recent memory.
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2009, 03:07:15 PM »
We just need to culture you up a bit.

Perhaps we need to compile a recommended viewing list for forum members so that they might get more of the jokes.

On second thought: fuck them in their stupid asses.  They are fucking clown shoes.

Fire a warning shot into their bulbous asses.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2009, 03:09:15 PM »
Fire a warning shot into their bulbous asses.

Contrary to popular opinion, not everyone in Hollywood is gay.
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2009, 03:12:19 PM »
Contrary to popular opinion, not everyone in Hollywood is gay.

How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2009, 03:14:32 PM »
How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.

OK....but make it fast...and sexy.

And when it's over I want you to say, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."
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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2009, 03:17:11 PM »
OK....but make it fast...and sexy.

And when it's over I want you to say, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."

Well what are you waiting for, bitch? Start sucking. Bunnggg!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2009, 03:18:16 PM »
Well what are you waiting for, bitch? Start sucking. Bunnggg!

Like a shot in your mouth, you gay bitch.
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2009, 03:26:30 PM »
Like a shot in your mouth, you gay bitch.

I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah!
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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2009, 05:37:42 PM »
Looks great.... and Sherlock Holmes.

i was not impressed with the trailer i saw last night on tv.

i've yet to see teh iron man.  i'll stroll through on-demand this weekend. 
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« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2009, 07:12:15 AM »
i was not impressed with the trailer i saw last night on tv.

i've yet to see teh iron man.  i'll stroll through on-demand this weekend. 

It was one of the better comic book movies I have ever seen.
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« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2009, 12:09:15 PM »
It was one of the better comic book movies I have ever seen.

I love Batman, but Ironman really sort of beat the total dogshit out of any of the Batman movies. 

Ironman struck the right balance between comic book goofy and super-hero action intensity.   

The Batman franchise was either ridiculous and campy (the Keaton, Nicholson version), utterly ridiculous (nipple Robin and Mr. Freeze with Batgirl) or over-the-edge brooding (the Christian Bale version).   

Superman all sucked ass.  The last one was damn near unwatchable.

The Hulk failed in both attempts.  CGI Hulk suck. Bad.

Spiderman came pretty close to catching it, but decided it had to tell a story and have a moral.  It also had to have a 48-lb pussy playing the lead role and a bowling-ball-headed ugly ass non-acting tramp playing Mary Jane.  You put Lindsay Lohan or Natalie Portman as MJ and Channing Tatum or somebody else in the Spiderman role?  Then you'd have something.  Spiderman was just never fun, particularly after the first one.  Too much trying to emote. 

Ironman gets all that right.  Never preachy, never overly sentimental, never beating you over the head with some higher moral.  Just fun.

I was expecting to dislike it, but was pleasantly surprised.  Same with the first Transformers movie. 
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