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« Reply #60 on: December 15, 2009, 03:48:05 PM »
I negotiated a deal with my neighbor.  She's at home all day and has 5 dogs of her own to care for.  She pleaded with me to take the pup and I agreed on the condition that she visit, walk and otherwise entertain Annie during the day and watch her when I travel for work.

Now, when she gets old enough, Annie will travel with me as most of my hotels are pet-friendly.
I figured as much with some of those nasty bitches you bring back to the room.
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« Reply #61 on: December 15, 2009, 04:07:17 PM »
I take all women on their individual merits.  Age is nothing to me.  Shit, since I've been single, I've been cougar hunting.  They love me.
You drive a Jag for chrissakes
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Re: Help Name My Dog
« Reply #62 on: December 15, 2009, 04:33:07 PM »
I figured as much with some of those nasty bitches you bring back to the room.

If you're fucking based upon faces, then you're missing out on a lot of great pussy.


You drive a Jag for chrissakes

Don't forget my many leather-bound books and apartment that smells of rich mahogany.
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« Reply #63 on: December 15, 2009, 04:36:09 PM »
Don't forget my many leather-bound books and apartment that smells of rich mahogany.

...and some fine French Campagn-ia....

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« Reply #64 on: December 15, 2009, 04:47:21 PM »
I take all women on their individual merits.  Age is nothing to me.  Shit, since I've been single, I've been cougar hunting.  They love me.

YOU should have won the Nobel Peace Prize.
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« Reply #65 on: December 15, 2009, 04:48:21 PM »
YOU should have won the Nobel Peace Prize.
They have given it to lesser men.
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« Reply #66 on: December 15, 2009, 04:54:17 PM »
They have given it to lesser men.

All men are lesser men than me.


Except Bill Brasky.  He was a bad mofo.
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« Reply #67 on: December 15, 2009, 05:03:05 PM »
If you're fucking based upon faces, then you're missing out on a lot of great pussy.

I take based on skillz.
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« Reply #68 on: December 15, 2009, 05:08:32 PM »
I take based on skillz.

And you gauge their skillzzzzzz based upon their faces?
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« Reply #69 on: December 15, 2009, 05:09:00 PM »
And you gauge their skillzzzzzz based upon their faces?

Wait...they're not related?
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« Reply #70 on: December 15, 2009, 05:09:44 PM »
And you gauge their skillzzzzzz based upon their faces?
If by faces you mean mouth, and if by mouth you mean gag reflex, then yes.
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« Reply #71 on: December 15, 2009, 05:30:12 PM »
If by faces you mean mouth, and if by mouth you mean gag reflex, then yes.

I'm simply talking about the pre-game assessment.

Any swinging dick can gauge a girl's skillz once she's in the bed.
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« Reply #72 on: December 15, 2009, 08:36:49 PM »
I'm simply talking about the pre-game assessment.
I would love to hear this one.
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« Reply #73 on: December 16, 2009, 07:20:35 AM »
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« Reply #74 on: December 16, 2009, 08:51:14 AM »
If by faces you mean mouth, and if by mouth you mean gag reflex, then yes.
With you that doesn't really thin the herd now does it.
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« Reply #75 on: December 16, 2009, 09:47:45 AM »
With you that doesn't really thin the herd now does it.
Rattle, Rattle, here comes the cattle.
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« Reply #76 on: December 16, 2009, 10:42:01 AM »
I would love to hear this one.

I was showing Taylor that he is talking about judgments you can only make once the sexy time starts.

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« Reply #77 on: December 16, 2009, 12:08:46 PM »
I was showing Taylor that he is talking about judgments you can only make once the sexy time starts.


I might be old fashioned...but I think you can tell a lot by the way someone kisses.

A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. First of all I can't get past it....second if they suck at that.....well they probably suck at everything else. Can't coach em....can't win with em.
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« Reply #78 on: December 16, 2009, 12:11:14 PM »
I might be old fashioned...but I think you can tell a lot by the way someone kisses.

A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. First of all I can't get past it....second if they suck at that.....well they probably suck at everything else. Can't coach em....can't win with em.

I agree.  Taylor's testing of the gag reflex would probably make him a bad kisser.
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« Reply #79 on: December 16, 2009, 12:36:57 PM »
I agree.  Taylor's testing of the gag reflex would probably make him a bad kisser.

Wouldn't Taylor have to have something large enough to invoke a gag reflex from the start?


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A bad kisser is a deal breaker for me. First of all I can't get past it....second if they suck at that.....well they probably suck at everything else. Can't coach em....can't win with em.

Agree.  However generally speaking a fat woman sucks the best dick......
Cause they got to!
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