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OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?

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OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
« on: December 03, 2009, 10:39:34 AM »
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'Elf' jailed over dynamite hoax on Ga. mall Santa

MORROW, Ga. – A man dressed as an elf is jailed after police in Georgia say he told a mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite.

Police say Southlake Mall in suburban Atlanta was evacuated but no explosives were found.

Morrow police arrested 45-year-old William C. Caldwell III, who was being held without bond Thursday in the Clayton County jail. He was not part of the mall's Christmas staff.

Police say Caldwell got in line Wednesday evening to have his picture taken with Santa Claus.

Police say when Caldwell reached the front of the line, he told Santa he had dynamite in his bag. Santa called mall security and Caldwell was arrested.

Caldwell faces several charges, including having hoax devices and making terroristic threats.

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Information from: The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, http://www.ajc.com
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 11:20:19 AM »
What he meant was that he was about to have an explosion in his pants. Santa got it all wrong.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Thrilla

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Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 12:37:03 PM »
I had to call that Santa out.  He stunk and smelled like beef and cheese.  He didn't smell like the real Santa.
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Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 12:37:54 PM »
I had to call that Santa out.  He stunk and smelled like beef and cheese.  He didn't smell like the real Santa.

Louis Winthorp, III is not amused.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Buzz Killington

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Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 12:50:11 PM »
I had to call that Santa out.  He stunk and smelled like beef and cheese.  He didn't smell like the real Santa.
You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barreled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 01:21:06 PM »
they claimed they weren't misfits...

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Re: OK...who let Thrilla into the Southlake Mall?
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 02:16:45 PM »
they claimed they weren't misfits...




I'm cute.  She said I'm cuuuuute
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."