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She must be related to Jack....
« on: November 15, 2009, 08:07:11 PM »
Elizabeth Lambert, doesn't play nice with others:

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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 08:56:01 PM »
Suspended?  So the NCAA shouldn't step in an ban this bitch from ever setting foot on the field again? 

Better yet, BYU should have called timeout, huddled together and said, "Okay, as soon as play resumes, we all jump her shit before anyone knows what' happening...and beat her til' she looks like a chimp attack victim."
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Re: She must be related to Jack....
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 09:26:22 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on November 15, 2009, 08:56:01 PM


Better yet, BYU should have called timeout, huddled together and said, "Okay, as soon as play resumes, we all jump her shit before anyone knows what' happening...and beat her til' she looks like a chimp attack victim."

Wrong on about 37 different levels.
On the other hand I have a new appreciation for the term "rip her face off."
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Re: She must be related to Jack....
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2009, 02:57:01 AM »
That's one mean bitch, she would be a mean fuck.
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Re: She must be related to Jack....
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2009, 08:44:52 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on November 16, 2009, 02:57:01 AM
That's one mean bitch, she would be a mean fuck.
Certain death awaits you...with huge, sharp pointy teeth.
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2009, 09:36:07 AM »
I don't think she likes Mormons. But I will say the girls loves to see a face plant.
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2009, 10:35:16 AM »
Am I the only one that wonders what she'd be like in the sack? 

What's my name?  Say my name, bitch!
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Re: She must be related to Jack....
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2009, 11:39:02 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 16, 2009, 08:44:52 AM
Certain death awaits you...with huge, sharp pointy teeth.
Run Away.
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Re: She must be related to Jack....
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2009, 07:34:01 PM »
The punch in the back?  Meh, that girl just elbowed her before she punched her.

Pulling the girl down by her ponytail?  Yeah, I could see a game suspension for that, but that girl did grab at her shorts, so Lambert might've felt that she was going to be raped on the field or something.  But yeah, one game.

All of the other times?  She was going for the ball...nice hustle Lambert, nice hustle.
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