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« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2009, 07:52:44 PM »
It is amazing to me the arrogance a tahd fan exudes.  What an embarrassment to even have to share a state with these fools.
Why did you quote me and make this statement?
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« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2009, 07:59:45 PM »
Why did you quote me and make this statement?
He failed the "picture = 1,000 words" comprehension exam. Helen had the same affliction.
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Re: jon
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2009, 08:04:20 PM »
Why did you quote me and make this statement?

Must you really ask this question? 

I was one, agreeing with your assessment on them not being as good as they think this year and two, backing you up.  Regardless if you needed it or not.
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« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2009, 08:11:29 PM »
Must you really ask this question? 

I was one, agreeing with your assessment on them not being as good as they think this year and two, backing you up.  Regardless if you needed it or not.
No back-up needed. I didn't respond.
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« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2009, 09:43:16 PM »
He failed the "picture = 1,000 words" comprehension exam. Helen had the same affliction.

He should go back to skool.

http://helenkellersim.com/
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« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2009, 09:46:15 PM »
Are there any women in the crowd?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: jon
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2009, 09:54:18 PM »
He should go back to skool.

http://helenkellersim.com/

I've got my lunch packed up.  My boots tied tight.  I hope I don't get in a fight.  Oh, back to school.

But seriously, I am currently a student of the school we all love.  I am majoring in Nutritional Research and minoring in Exercise Science.  Oddly enough, the name Keller has been in my family for many generations.  Sadly, there may be some truth to your guys' joking.
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« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2009, 11:41:22 PM »
phuk Auburn.

Your little quote says "The guy your mother warned you about."  That makes me laugh. Know why? 

Cause I'm the motherfucker your guy warned YOU about. 
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« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2009, 11:55:48 PM »
Your little quote says "The guy your mother warned you about."  That makes me laugh. Know why? 

Cause I'm the motherphuker your guy warned YOU about. 

He is!  I personally can vouch for this..
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« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2009, 01:33:41 AM »
It is amazing to me the arrogance a tahd fan exudes.  What an embarrassment to even have to share a state with these fools.
Keller I have total love for you and I am glad you're here!

And I totally concur with this statement. There is a bammer on here who claims to have bagged two AU girls....but they must have been on the shallow end of the gene pool.

Welcome.
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Re: jon
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2009, 01:36:46 AM »
Keller I have total love for you and I am glad you're here!

And I totally concur with this statement. There is a bammer on here who claims to have bagged two AU girls....but they must have been on the shallow end of the gene pool.

Welcome.

Total is such a big word. 

Bammers lie.  Unless by bagged he means saw one and ran home to rub one out in his houndstooth hanky.
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Re: jon
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2009, 02:16:37 AM »
Keller I have total love for you and I am glad you're here!

And I totally concur with this statement. There is a bammer on here who claims to have bagged two AU girls....but they must have been on the shallow end of the gene pool.

Welcome.

Thank you, my Queen.  Very happy to be here.  I am liking the lack of strict rules thus far.
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« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2009, 02:30:25 AM »
Total is such a big word. 

Bammers lie.  Unless by bagged he means saw one and ran home to rub one out in his houndstooth hanky.

Give me cancer now, God...
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« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2009, 02:46:18 AM »
Keller I have total love for you and I am glad you're here!

And I totally concur with this statement. There is a bammer on here who claims to have bagged two AU girls....but they must have been on the shallow end of the gene pool.

Welcome.
You got game.
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« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2009, 07:59:10 AM »
here buddy... looking forward to seeing what this site is all about


Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you
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« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2009, 08:33:20 AM »
Im reall sorry I missed all the action. Let me summarize this. Keller and Jamar got attacked by a bammer, ArKansas wants to sniff our women, AUSweetheart shows her teeth, Koas wants to eat chicken and the poor bammer is pulling on his rip cord with a downhill stream. AUsome, this was very entertaining.
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« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2009, 10:08:17 AM »
Give me cancer now, God...
You now how I know I'm going to hell... This made me laugh out loud. 








Oh yeah, and the killing hookers things.
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Re: jon
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2009, 12:03:28 PM »
Keller I have total love for you and I am glad you're here!

And I totally concur with this statement. There is a bammer on here who claims to have bagged two AU girls....but they must have been on the shallow end of the gene pool.

Welcome.
I was going to let this slide, but I have "bagged" no less than three bammers.

One, I made say "War Eagle" in the midst of coitus, and another, the infamous BamaGrad made a spaghetti dinner for earlier that night.

True stories.
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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2009, 12:05:46 PM »
I was going to let this slide, but I have "bagged" no less than three bammers.

One, I made say "War Eagle" in the midst of coitus, and another, the infamous BamaGrad made a spaghetti dinner for earlier that night.

True stories.

He has pics to prove some, if not all of it.  This gave me the chortles.
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« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2009, 12:08:34 PM »
Welcome, I hope you or hour dog enjoy your welcome fisting!

Nobody told me when I joined that you're not actually supposed to do this after you join. I've had PETA pissed at me ever since, and Chizzad because he's the only person I know with a dog.
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