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USC Quarterbacks
« on: September 15, 2009, 11:58:15 PM »
I'm wondering if it's a prerequisite that they be ridiculously good looking? It can't be coincidence. Maybe it's a ploy to win undeserved votes.
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 12:08:06 AM »
You seem you may have a thing for Mr. USC. If thats the case, you would really like me.
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 12:09:38 AM »
I've seen South Carolina's QB's and I don't see that much special about them.  But then, I'm a guy so what do I know?
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 12:13:18 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 16, 2009, 12:09:38 AM
I've seen South Carolina's QB's and I don't see that much special about them.  But then, I'm a guy so what do I know?

No, she mean the Gamecocks, she meant the Trojans.
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2009, 12:16:24 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 15, 2009, 11:58:15 PM
I'm wondering if it's a prerequisite that they be ridiculously good looking? It can't be coincidence. Maybe it's a ploy to win undeserved votes.
That freshman kid has a sweet ass.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 12:17:32 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2009, 12:16:24 AM
That freshman kid has a sweet ass.

Please don't tell me you always have a place for him to sit too, AWK. You'll break my heart.
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 12:22:58 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 16, 2009, 12:17:32 AM
Please don't tell me you always have a place for him to sit too, AWK. You'll break my heart.

No worries there.  Taylor is bi-polar
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 12:29:29 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 16, 2009, 12:17:32 AM
Please don't tell me you always have a place for him to sit too, AWK. You'll break my heart.
No, no, no, Ma'm.  I am a gentleman, I always give ladies my seat.
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 12:30:26 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2009, 12:29:29 AM
No, no, no, Ma'm.  I am a gentlemen, I always give ladies my seat.
I thought you just offered them a seat on your face...
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2009, 12:32:08 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 15, 2009, 11:58:15 PM
I'm wondering if it's a prerequisite that they be ridiculously good looking? It can't be coincidence. Maybe it's a ploy to win undeserved votes.
Pete Carroll has that whole Hollywood image thing to live up to now - no way would an ugly guy ever play QB for him... I think he recruits via casting call... "To hell with stats!  Where are his head shots??"
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2009, 12:36:09 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2009, 12:30:26 AM
I thought you just offered them a seat on your face...
Hey now, you know me, I'm a "cutie".
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2009, 12:38:32 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2009, 12:36:09 AM
Hey now, you know me, I'm a "cutie".
No baby, you are precious.  There is a difference... XXOXOX... ;)
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2009, 02:21:52 AM »
I think Taylor's way hotter than Barkley.
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2009, 07:33:58 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2009, 12:16:24 AM
That freshman kid has a sweet ass.

Give him a while to learn Birdman's humor and your come ons.
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2009, 09:33:33 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on September 16, 2009, 02:21:52 AM
I think Taylor's way hotter than Barkley.
I do rock that coat that you love.
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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2009, 11:05:16 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2009, 12:36:09 AM
Hey now, you know me, I'm a "cutie".

Am I the only one that cringes when a guy refers to himself as a "cutie"?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2009, 11:10:39 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on September 16, 2009, 11:05:16 AM
Am I the only one that cringes when a guy refers to himself as a "cutie"?
Maybe its just when I do it... but alas, I was making a joke to an early comment.
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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2009, 11:13:15 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2009, 11:10:39 AM
Maybe its just when I do it... but alas, I was making a joke to an early comment.

Nope. Pretty much when any guy does it.

But I got the joke. I was just building upon it.

It all goes back the gay tendencies some of you have eluded to in the past. Don't blame me. I heard it was all genetic anyway.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2009, 11:17:18 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on September 16, 2009, 11:13:15 AM
Nope. Pretty much when any guy does it.

But I got the joke. I was just building upon it.

It all goes back the gay tendencies some of you have eluded to in the past. Don't blame me. I heard it was all genetic anyway.

 :fag:  Don't feel uneasy CCT, it's all natural.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: USC Quarterbacks
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2009, 11:21:24 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2009, 11:17:18 AM

 :fag:  Don't feel uneasy CCT, it's all natural.

I know. I just get that uneasy feeling every time I hear the words, "Just relax, It'll be over soon, cutie."
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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