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Dyer Stalkers
« on: September 14, 2009, 05:54:54 PM »
« Last Edit: September 14, 2009, 05:58:57 PM by boartitz »
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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 06:05:08 PM »
Sighted in Arkansas.
Not very flattering.
http://deadspin.com/5358092/most-auburn-fans-are-doltish-cretins-obviously
Besides actually caring that much about a high school kid, I don't see what's wrong with it.
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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 06:10:17 PM »
Besides actually caring that much about a high school kid, I don't see what's wrong with it.

Read the sign a little more closely.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 06:18:19 PM »
Read the sign a little more closely.
Oh, I fail.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2009, 06:30:47 PM »
What do you think goes through Moseley's mind when he reads stuff like that? 

"Hey, Auburn's unstoppable without me.  Wait.  They probably only really need Dyer.  In fact, I probably wouldn't be getting attention from SEC schools unless he was here.  Oh look!  A piece of candy!  A piece of candy!  A piece of candy!"

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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 09:21:38 PM »
What do you think goes through Moseley's mind when he reads stuff like that? 

"Hey, Auburn's unstoppable without me.  Wait.  They probably only really need Dyer.  In fact, I probably wouldn't be getting attention from SEC schools unless he was here.  Oh look!  A piece of candy!  A piece of candy!  A piece of candy!"



Would anyone care to play a game of Stratego?  I have Stratego.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2009, 09:29:06 PM »
Would anyone care to play a game of Stratego?  I have Stratego.

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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2009, 09:29:14 PM »
Sighted in Arkansas.
Not very flattering.
http://deadspin.com/5358092/most-auburn-fans-are-doltish-cretins-obviously

If these 2 are bad, then what about the stalkers who are stalking these stalkers in the photo?
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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2009, 09:30:41 PM »
If these 2 are bad, then what about the stalkers who are stalking these stalkers in the photo?
Its the grammar police. They are everywhere.
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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2009, 09:31:38 PM »
Its the grammar police. They are everywhere.

^^^^ misses the point.....
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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2009, 01:24:49 AM »
Would anyone care to play a game of Stratego?  I have Stratego.

Im gonna be blue. You'll never get my flag. Wait a minute......where is my flag.
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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2009, 01:33:33 AM »
^^^^ misses the point.....
It's always good to miss the point, unless you like being penetrated.
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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2009, 01:45:32 AM »
^^^^ misses the point.....
I'll tell you what right up front, Sonny Boy.
I'm here to be amused and to attempt to amuse yall. There are several folks here I can palaver wif.
We have good palavering. Don't insert yourself into our palavering unless you can contribute or you get to eat at the kiddie table.
That's the nicest way that I can relate to you the fact that grownups are talking here.
I'll change my sights to hit lower if I know you want to post something. Just because it was over your head, remember that adults can get on the big rides.
I'm nicer to pissants when I'm not drinking. That don't happen much at this time of day.
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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2009, 07:43:41 AM »
I'll tell you what right up front, Sonny Boy.
I'm here to be amused and to attempt to amuse yall. There are several folks here I can palaver wif.
We have good palavering. Don't insert yourself into our palavering unless you can contribute or you get to eat at the kiddie table.
That's the nicest way that I can relate to you the fact that grownups are talking here.
I'll change my sights to hit lower if I know you want to post something. Just because it was over your head, remember that adults can get on the big rides.
I'm nicer to pissants when I'm not drinking. That don't happen much at this time of day.

He's pre-med.
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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2009, 08:38:19 AM »
He's pre-med.

Maybe, maybe not.......but he can sure cook some BBQ!!! pork!
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Re: Dyer Stalkers
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2009, 08:41:09 AM »
He's pre-med.
I thought he was Pre-Law?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.