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Official Whack Rumor Thread

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Official Whack Rumor Thread
« on: September 09, 2009, 10:34:14 AM »
Let's make it a weekly thing.

For us to post what we hear on the skreets.
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Re: Official Whack Rumor Thread
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 10:37:03 AM »
Let's make it a weekly thing.

For us to post what we hear on the skreets.

I heard Saban was gonna suspend some players.
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Re: Official Whack Rumor Thread
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 10:40:34 AM »
I heard Saban was gonna suspend some players.
I heard he was going to Chew some Levi Garrett and eat Oatmeal Pies.
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Re: Official Whack Rumor Thread
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 10:42:28 AM »
Word on the skreets is Greg Knox was spotted on the MSU sideline actually coaching last week.
Film at 11.
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Re: Official Whack Rumor Thread
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 10:51:08 AM »
I heard Saban was gonna suspend some players.

Damnit man.  I know this is a "Word on the skreets" thread...but at least post something with one shred of possibility to it.
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Re: Official Whack Rumor Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2009, 05:47:25 PM »
Mark Ingram won't play due to a "knee injury."  Julio will run a few routes and sit out the rest of the game due to a "hamstring injury."  The NCAA will smile and nod. 
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Re: Official Whack Rumor Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 05:59:49 PM »
Prowler isn't a virgin.
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Re: Official Whack Rumor Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2009, 07:32:27 PM »
Mark Ingram has the Swine Flu as does his roommate Star Jackson.
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Re: Official Whack Rumor Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2009, 07:39:47 PM »
Auburn is a big lean from Joe Cain, a QB from the eastern part of the US. He's got some personal issues, but his arm is solid.

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Re: Official Whack Rumor Thread
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2009, 07:56:14 PM »
Word on the skreets is Greg Knox was spotted on the MSU sideline actually coaching last week.
Film at 11.
Well, that'll just free up another LBer, because he won't have to worry about the RB catching the ball.
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Re: Official Whack Rumor Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2009, 07:57:59 PM »
Well, that'll just free up another LBer, because he won't have to worry about the RB catching the ball.

Well posted.  :clap:
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