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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #40 on: September 07, 2009, 11:09:38 PM »
Son, you are spot on.  Nothing like 15 pounds of undigested red meat to properly cleanse the colon.  It's my motto.
Meat's good for the ass?
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« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2009, 12:25:22 AM »
Should have.  It WAS beautiful!    :vn:

Figured I'd eat something good tonight before I get back on the road in the morning and eat crap basically the rest of the week.
Have you checked out the Mohawk Tavern in Monroe yet? Or are you still travelling that route?
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« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2009, 08:16:18 AM »
Screw you bitches. 
A 64oz bag of skittles and knob creek on ice.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2009, 09:13:15 AM »
Screw you bitches. 
A 64oz bag of skittles and knob creek on ice.

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« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2009, 09:22:48 AM »
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Taste the muthafuckin' rainbow.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #45 on: September 08, 2009, 09:31:14 AM »
Screw you bitches. 
A 64oz bag of skittles and knob creek on ice.

Nice! FYI, Hot Tamales go good with Knob Creek as well.
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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #46 on: September 08, 2009, 10:02:25 AM »
Bitch....food makes me sick...a 750ml of Pyrat was downed on Sat. The only solids I had was the ice.

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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #47 on: September 08, 2009, 10:07:41 AM »
Back to the thread.  The biggest change I feel between this year and last is that the team looked prepared, and we kept the foot on the necks of our opponent.

As for Chris Todd I will be the first to say that looking at this game he looks far improved over last year.  Everyone was talking about the pump fake to Zach for 93 yards.  While that was impressive and just as much T Zach as Todd I thought Todd's mos impressive pass was the TD to Darvin Adams in the back of the end zone with a defender in his face.  Todd threw that ball about as perfect as you could. 
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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2009, 10:55:02 AM »
Back to the thread.  The biggest change I feel between this year and last is that the team looked prepared, and we kept the foot on the necks of our opponent.

As for Chris Todd I will be the first to say that looking at this game he looks far improved over last year.  Everyone was talking about the pump fake to Zach for 93 yards.  While that was impressive and just as much T Zach as Todd I thought Todd's mos impressive pass was the TD to Darvin Adams in the back of the end zone with a defender in his face.  Todd threw that ball about as perfect as you could. 
Agreed. There were plenty of pretty passes on his end.

ZERO 3-and-outs.

His passing percentage (I think it was like 65%) was nice, but would have been much nicer if some of our receivers had caught the balls that bounced out of their hands/chests a couple of times.
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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2009, 11:04:27 AM »
When Todd squared up to fake the out pattern, I was saying, "They need to stop throwing this same out pattern.  It's beginning to be teh sux and.....OH HELL, HE'S WIDE OPEN"

Beauty, eh?
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« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2009, 11:10:53 AM »
When Todd squared up to fake the out pattern, I was saying, "They need to stop throwing this same out pattern.  It's beginning to be teh sux and.....OH HELL, HE'S WIDE OPEN"

Beauty, eh?
Watch this video, and watch both of their cornerbacks and a linebacker completely bite on the fake.  I hate to admit it, but it makes me smile.

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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2009, 11:14:57 AM »
Taste the muthafuckin' rainbow.
yeah, and poop the muthafuckin rainbow for the next two days... red dye #5 will give you a real shock bright and early in the morning...
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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2009, 11:17:16 AM »
Watch this video, and watch both of their cornerbacks and a linebacker completely bite on the fake.  I hate to admit it, but it makes me smile.
You know it's a good fake when the cameraman bites too...
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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2009, 11:19:30 AM »
You know it's a good fake when the cameraman bites too...

Let's not go overboard here.  It was a cameraman working for the U which are usually locals and they were getting faked on handoffs.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2009, 11:20:53 AM »
Let's not go overboard here.  It was a cameraman working for the U which are usually locals and they were getting faked on handoffs.
Leave me alone.  I am on a roll...
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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2009, 11:21:54 AM »
Leave me alone.  I am on a roll...


OK.  In that case.  You go girl.
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« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2009, 11:42:42 AM »
OK.  In that case.  You go girl.
Welcome to 1993...don't forget to shake your moneymaker.
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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #57 on: September 08, 2009, 11:44:13 AM »
Welcome to 1993...don't forget to shake your moneymaker.

Whomp d'ere it is.
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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #58 on: September 08, 2009, 11:45:47 AM »
Whomp d'ere it is.
Oh yeah.... Tag Team in effect...
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Re: SO, Chizik Critics....
« Reply #59 on: September 08, 2009, 11:45:57 AM »
Whomp d'ere it is.
Raise the roof. Psyche!
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