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This. This is what set you off on your tirade. I was simply asking for clarification on your previous statement.

If you were in fact joking, then I was joking myself. If you weren't, then I was making sure.

That's when you "shit the bed."

Kaos · « **Reply #85 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:32:22 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 03:28:51 PM

This. This is what set you off on your tirade. I was simply asking for clarification on your previous statement.

If you were in fact joking, then I was joking myself. If you weren't, then I was making sure.

That's when you "poop the bed."

Chad, honey, baby....

The only tirade was from you. It started with some how I was "fooling myself" and went from there.

But that's okay. I was just fooling you. It was amusing anyway.

AUChizad · « **Reply #86 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:37:08 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 03:32:22 PM

Chad, honey, baby....

The only tirade was from you. It started with some how I was "fooling myself" and went from there.

But that's okay. I was just fooling you. It was amusing anyway.

What set me off on my rant was seeing the ten billionth time you have tried to convince everyone that you're benevolent and everyone else is a dipshit "pissing the bed". I never pissed the bed until way after I was accused of such. Then it was more of a "For fuck's sake, this again?"

You're never wrong, only "kidding" and "baiting".

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #87 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:37:08 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 03:13:15 PM

DOODIE!!!!!!

SPALDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaos · « **Reply #88 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:53:29 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 03:37:08 PM

What set me off on my rant was seeing the ten billionth time you have tried to convince everyone that you're benevolent and everyone else is a dippoop "pissing the bed". I never pissed the bed until way after I was accused of such. Then it was more of a "For phuk's sake, this again?"

You're never wrong, only "kidding" and "baiting".

So you admit that I didn't rant. Thanks. That's a start.

Second, you admit that you rushed to judgement when anyone should have been able to see I was making fun of even myself with that comment. So we're good there, too.

Third, you admit to transferring the "everybody else" analogy when it really doesn't apply. I want you to think hard on this. In the last year how many people on this board have I called ignorant, accused of pissing the bed or whatever? The number, my friend, is very, very small. Like in the ones. Or maybe fives. What's happened is you've allowed the constant mewling of one to somehow magically transform into the cries of the many. I've disagreed with many of you on various topics. But there's no "calling everyone" anything. Step back and take a look. I'll wait.

I wasn't "kidding" and wasn't "baiting" here at all. I rarely do either. I was taking a shot at predictions of disaster -- including my own -- but you were so ready to start "this again" that you couldn't take ten seconds to figure it out. There was no "this again" until YOU went volcano. But that's okay. I don't mind.

AUChizad · « **Reply #89 on:** September 30, 2009, 05:46:21 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 04:53:29 PM

So you admit that I didn't rant. Thanks. That's a start.

Second, you admit that you rushed to judgement when anyone should have been able to see I was making fun of even myself with that comment. So we're good there, too.

Third, you admit to transferring the "everybody else" analogy when it really doesn't apply. I want you to think hard on this. In the last year how many people on this board have I called ignorant, accused of pissing the bed or whatever? The number, my friend, is very, very small. Like in the ones. Or maybe fives. What's happened is you've allowed the constant mewling of one to somehow magically transform into the cries of the many. I've disagreed with many of you on various topics. But there's no "calling everyone" anything. Step back and take a look. I'll wait.

I wasn't "kidding" and wasn't "baiting" here at all. I rarely do either. I was taking a shot at predictions of disaster -- including my own -- but you were so ready to start "this again" that you couldn't take ten seconds to figure it out. There was no "this again" until YOU went volcano. But that's okay. I don't mind.

"Going Volcano" =

Quote from: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 12:27:30 PM

So you predict us going 0-8 for the rest of the season?

Kaos · « **Reply #90 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:23:52 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 05:46:21 PM

"Going Volcano" =

No, baby love, going volcano = everything that came after that.

What happened to you not wanting the last word? I mean because if you do you need to go ahead and say so.

AUChizad · « **Reply #91 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:51:49 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 06:23:52 PM

No, baby love, going volcano = everything that came after that.

Everything that came after = the very next post by you.

You, started "This again" when you posted this immediately following my simple, in no way rant-bating question.

Quote from: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 12:28:28 PM

I don't predict anything. I made a joke.

You, typically, peed the bed.

I, in customary fashion, laughed.

This is a fact, and is not up for debate.

Quote

What happened to you not wanting the last word? I mean because if you do you need to go ahead and say so.

I gave you the last word. You drug that out to 15 posts. I assure you, you will have the last word. You give waaaaaay more of a shit about these petty arguments and "keeping score" than I do. So go ahead. Have the last word, then 25 more posts in which you attempt to convolve the facts of what actually took place. Mark this as a win in your record books. The sad thing is your record book more slanted to your favor in your mind only than bammers and their book on national championships.

Argo · « **Reply #92 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:37:19 PM »

But the worst rapper, I ever heard man
Is the wack ass motherfucking Birdman

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #93 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:07:25 PM »

Quote from: Argo on September 30, 2009, 09:37:19 PM

But the worst rapper, I ever heard man
Is the wack ass motherphuking Birdman

This man has mad skillz!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #94 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:17:26 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 30, 2009, 11:07:25 PM

This man has mad skillz!

Fo shizzle my dizzle..wait..my nizzle...no..Foskrizzle..DOH...izzle, bizzle, frizzle..shit!

DnATL · « **Reply #95 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:58:02 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 30, 2009, 09:19:58 AM

Does that mean I can or can't use my secret weapon?

Quote from: boartitz on September 30, 2009, 09:46:42 AM

Who'll know? It's secret.

Strong enough for a man, but made for AWK?

Actually, I think his secret weapon detonated in that stall from Kaos's pics.

AWK · « **Reply #96 on:** October 01, 2009, 10:22:10 AM »

Quote from: DnATL on September 30, 2009, 11:58:02 PM

Strong enough for a man, but made for AWK?

Actually, I think his secret weapon detonated in that stall from Kaos's pics.

Don't be afraid of the mangina.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #97 on:** October 01, 2009, 10:39:43 AM »

Look I know I'm new here, but can I just say once how fucking irritating it is to click on this gd thread thinking someone has something interesting to say, or at least funny, just to find more of this shit going on?

Somebody please have the nuts to let it go. Or take it to the PMs. Christ.

AWK · « **Reply #98 on:** October 01, 2009, 10:41:49 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 01, 2009, 10:39:43 AM

Look I know I'm new here, but can I just say once how fucking irritating it is to click on this gd thread thinking someone has something interesting to say, or at least funny, just to find more of this shit going on?

Somebody please have the nuts to let it go. Or take it to the PMs. Christ.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #99 on:** October 01, 2009, 10:46:47 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 01, 2009, 10:39:43 AM

Look I know I'm new here, but can I just say once how fucking irritating it is to click on this gd thread thinking someone has something interesting to say, or at least funny, just to find more of this shit going on?

Somebody please have the nuts to let it go. Or take it to the PMs. Christ.

I heart you.