God Bless America

[AUChizad]

Of course, this has sparked hippies to freak out about how irresponsible Americans are to their health.

Fuck you, eat your salad and shut up.

I don't understand the outrage. It would be perfectly acceptable to eat two thin chicken breasts separately with a slice of cheese and a strip of bacon on top of each. Stack them on top of each other and call it a sandwich and HOLY FUCKING SHIT OUR HEALTHCARE'S GONNA COLLAPSE BECAUSE OF STUFF LIKE THIS!!!

In fact, it's definitely healthier than eating two sandwiches. Lower carbs.

[Saniflush]

Needs to be smothered in gravy.

[Godfather]

Needs to be smothered in gravy.

and then chili

[AUChizad]

and then chili

And then wrapped in a pizza.

[Godfather]

And then wrapped in a pizza.

covered in nacho cheese and jalapenos

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Can we get this smothered, covered, chunked, diced, bitch slapped and pistol whipped??

[wesfau2]

Compared to the Luther Burger, this is a fucking low-cal sissy meal.

[Snaggletiger]

Man vs. Food

[AUChizad]

covered in nacho cheese and jalapenos

and then deep fried and covered in hot fudge and powdered sugar

[AWK]

Don't forget sprinkled with crack.

[Godfather]

and then deep fried and covered in hot fudge and powdered sugar

Then were gonna take that and wrap it in a burrito shell, add some sour cream and guacamoleeee

[Snaggletiger]

Then were gonna take that and wrap it in a burrito shell, add some sour cream and guacamoleeee

Wok-A-Molaaaaa?

[Tiger Wench]

The Ladies Version should involve a thick coating of chocolate fudge and caramel.

[Thrilla]

Compared to the Luther Burger, this is a fucking low-cal sissy meal.

Beat me to it.

Possibly the worlds unhealthiest burger, the Luther Burger contains more than 1000 calories and typically has over 45 grams of fat per portion.

http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/doughnut_luther_burger.html

The Ladies Version should involve a thick coating of chocolate fudge and caramel.

How about this?

If you’re giving chocolates to that special somebody in your life then why not give them a Chocolate Burger? Available from Creative Chocolates Of Vermont, the chocolate creation is made purely from chocolate with a hint of peanut butter.

Its completely life size too, measuring 4 inches across and 2 inches tall. Its an ideal way for vegetarians to get their cheeseburger fix or for people to disguise their chocolate addiction.

Made up of a milk chocolate hamburger patty, peanut butter and milk chocolate buns and even soft green lettuce, soft yellow cheese and last but not least, ketchup.

The soft lettuce, cheese and ketchup is made using the company’s own special secret chocolate recipe; the same secret is used to make a chocolate TV dinner.

Weighing in at over 1 pound, the chocolate burger probably has more calories than most real burgers. You could save on the calories by skipping desert

http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/chocolate-cheeseburger.html


Damn...I'm really hungry all of a sudden.

[Buzz Killington]

You want me to Dimpa size that for you?

[Jumbo]

and then batter it with tempura batter and deep fry it.

[AUChizad]

and then batter it with tempura batter and deep fry it.

And then just fry it again as a joke.

[Greaseyweasel]

As a joke my ass. I think that the perfecting of double frying technology should win a Nobel or something.