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What Men Want...

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What Men Want...
« on: January 28, 2008, 05:21:59 PM »
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Re: What Men Want...
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 05:25:10 PM »
It's funny because it's true.  We're the simplest of creatures.
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Re: What Men Want...
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 09:05:29 PM »
Sex, food and television...and not necessarily in that order.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: What Men Want...
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2008, 02:06:32 AM »
Sex, food and television...and not necessarily in that order.
You left out Beer!
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2008, 07:33:25 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What Men Want...
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 08:21:52 AM »
Beer is food.
Absolutely.  One of the three main food groups...Beer, Meat and Potatoes.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.