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Drivel Season

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Re: Drivel Season
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2009, 11:24:34 AM »
Yea I saw that yesterday.  I love to game, especially some call of duty goodness but you know how much bourbon/beer that will buy so I can drink while I am playing the regular version?  A hell of a lot is the answer.  You need to be worried about actually getting a system.  Do I need to speak to the biological egg donor about what daddy needs for Christmas?

Yes, any help is greatly appreciated.  You will have an opportunity to discuss this with her on September 12th.  I'm thinking if she knew that I would getting a pair of night vision goggles, then it would help my case.  Neighborhood watch and all that.
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Re: Drivel Season
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2009, 11:26:26 AM »
Yes, any help is greatly appreciated.  You will have an opportunity to discuss this with her on September 12th.  I'm thinking if she knew that I would getting a pair of night vision goggles, then it would help my case.  Neighborhood watch and all that.

I don't know why you are getting all jazzed about night vision on the diesel dykes?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Drivel Season
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2009, 02:19:15 PM »
I don't know why you are getting all jazzed about night vision on the diesel dykes?

They would be better used for peering in my neighbors windows when their husbands are gone and watching them undress making sure their houses are safe.
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Re: Drivel Season
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2009, 02:42:09 PM »
They would be better used for peering in my neighbors windows when their husbands are gone and watching them undress making sure their houses are safe.
Or while their husbands are there to watch them deepthroat and reverse cowgirl keep a friendly neighborhood watch.

Women still do that sort of thing after you marry them, right?
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Re: Drivel Season
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2009, 03:05:07 PM »
They would be better used for peering in my neighbors windows when their husbands are gone and watching them undress making sure their houses are safe.

Grainy green nudes don't do anything for me.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Drivel Season
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2009, 03:14:13 PM »
Grainy green nudes don't do anything for me.

Obviously you've never visited the same alien porn sites I have.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Drivel Season
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2009, 03:25:06 PM »
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Drivel Season
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2009, 03:26:10 PM »
Or while their husbands are there to watch them deepthroat and reverse cowgirl keep a friendly neighborhood watch.

Women still do that sort of thing after you marry them, right?

Exactly.  Have to make sure they still are using giant black dong vibrators while fingering their assholes locking all their doors and windows, and I could easily jerk off unseen in the shrubbery check on that from outside.

If you marry a high quality whore...then probably, Chizzad, probably.
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