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Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?

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Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« on: July 04, 2009, 12:06:18 PM »
This comes from my old stomping grounds.  The reaction of the nephew is absolutely priceless. 

If you don't watch this video and start using quotes from the guy in your signatures, I will bump it myself. 

http://www.abc3340.com/news/stories/0709/636829_video.html?ref=newsstory

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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2009, 12:36:39 PM »
"Now look, they're dogs!  I don't dispute that those puppies didn't munch on Unc Kilser (the fuck was he trying to say?), but he wuz alreadies dead."

In all seriousness, why did they kill the dogs?  It sounds like there really wasn't any evidence to show that the dogs killed the guy. 
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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2009, 04:11:43 PM »
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2009, 01:41:38 AM »
Them dogs might have muched on him, but dey didn't kill him.
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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2009, 05:46:58 PM »
Unc Kilser 

Unka Isra (translation: Uncle Israel). 

You don't know much about these peoples, do you?
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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2009, 09:37:29 PM »
Unka Isra (translation: Uncle Israel). 

You don't know much about these peoples, do you?

I know lots.  Spent 7 years in a school that was 80% black in New Orleans. 

I still didn't know what the fuck that guy was saying.  I did get the point that his puppies munched on ole Israel, but they didn't kill him. 
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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2009, 10:29:47 PM »
I know lots.  Spent 7 years in a school that was 80% black in New Orleans. 

I still didn't know what the fuck that guy was saying.  I did get the point that his puppies munched on ole Israel, but they didn't kill him. 

You're a regular C. Thomas Howell.


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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2009, 10:41:30 PM »
You're a regular C. Thomas Howell.



Sold cars for a year to mostly black folks.  Went into the repo business for a year because I could make more money taking the cars back than I could selling them.

I worked in a furniture store for three years where the client list was about 80% black and 15% rough ass white folk.

Bought that store and ran it for another four years. 

Moved to a county that was 60% black. Lived there 15 years.  Five schools in the county. Three of the five 60% black or higher.

Coached and taught for four years at a school that was 70% black.


Once had a black woman named Shug (she had no front teeth and weighed 300+ offer me first crack at her beautiful 15 year old daughter because she owed me for a stereo and because she "wanted her baby to be broke in by a white man."

I've had knives and guns pulled on my by black folks (and white).



You almost won the contest, but I still bathe with this:



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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2009, 10:51:31 PM »
Damn.  I went back and deleted all that stuff.  Thought better of posting it. 

I do admit, though, that through my auto repo and furniture sales experience I saw the worst side of black folks (and a lot of whites).  But I also found that the ones who were out of the projects were sometimes the biggest crooks of all.

Once sold about $8,000 worth of stuff to a regional manager for a national restaurant chain.  Guy had been on his job for 10 years, had a wife, kids, nice house in a good neighborhood. Sold me the sob story about how he'd been injured and messed his credit up with medical bills.  He paid the first month's payment and never paid another cent. It took me nearly a year to get that stuff back from him.  He tried to bankrupt on me, but he'd already bankrupted and not enough time had elapsed for him to do it again. He wouldn't come to the door, wouldn't answer the phone, wouldn't return messages, called the cops on me when I went to see him at work.  That guy was a douche.

Because of my coaching  experience, I grew close to a lot of the kids I worked with.  Had dinner in their homes. Their mommas cooked for me.  I'm telling you flat out that people of different races raise their children differently. No question whatsoever.  Completely different ways of thinking about things.  Completely different reactions to the same circumstances.
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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2009, 07:27:13 AM »
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Once had a black woman named Shug (she had no front teeth and weighed 300+ offer me first crack at her beautiful 15 year old daughter

Well?  Where's the rest of the story
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2009, 07:33:56 AM »
Well?  Where's the rest of the story

The daugter was mulatto.  Very pretty (at the time). 

I took the stereo.  Turned down the daughter. 

Shug put a voo-doo curse on me. 

She took it off about a year later when I sold her a VCR.  She started painting her feet green whenever she needed money.  I guess it worked, she paid the VCR off.
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Re: Dog pack kills elderly man...or do they?
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2009, 07:46:00 AM »
The daugter was mulatto.
Should have called Chizad or Uncle Sani (but not AWK, since he would prefer a tenor over a mulatto)
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