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Saniflush

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Heat vs Hawks tonight
« on: April 14, 2009, 02:20:05 PM »
The gubment bank bailout just scored me 3rd row tickets right behind the visiting team's bench. Suck it bitches.  I feel a police report coming on.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 02:43:06 PM »
Just so you will know who you are heckling...any why.

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Team Roster
NO.    NAME           POS  AGE     HT    WT     COLLEGE        2008 - 2009 SALARY
50    Joel Anthony    C    26    6-9    245    UNLV                    $711,517
30    Michael Beasley    PF    20    6-9    245    Kansas State    $4,314,960
15    Mark Blount    C    33    7-0    250    Pittsburgh            $8,513,916
6    Mario Chalmers    PG    22    6-1    190    Kansas            $700,000
14    Daequan Cook    SG    21    6-5    210    Ohio State            $1,273,200
9    Yakhouba Diawara SF    26    6-7    230    Pepperdine            $875,000
40    Udonis Haslem    PF    28    6-8    235    Florida            $6,575,000
13    Luther Head    GF    26    6-3    185    Illinois            $1,962,378
22    James Jones    SF    28    6-8    220    Miami (FL)            $4,010,000
21    Jamaal Magloire    C    30    6-11    265    Kentucky            $797,581
8    Jamario Moon    SF    28    6-8    200                         $711,517
7    Jermaine O'Neal    C    30    6-11    258                         $21,372,000
11    Chris Quinn    PG    25    6-2    175    Notre Dame            $972,581
3    Dwyane Wade    SG    27    6-4    216    Marquette            $14,410,581
1    Dorell Wright    SG    23    6-9    210                         $2,612,835


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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Saniflush

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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 02:49:48 PM »
Good stuff. I wish there was a turd on their team.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 03:27:04 PM »
Okay, Jermaine O'neal is making $21 million + while Dewayne Wade, one of the top 3 playas in the game, is making $14???  Not that I feel for either one but how did O'neal get a $21 million contract? 

By the way, congrats Sani.  That should be some serious good times.
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 03:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 14, 2009, 03:27:04 PM
Okay, Jermaine O'neal is making $21 million + while Dewayne Wade, one of the top 3 playas in the game, is making $14??? 

You said Jermaine
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 03:54:42 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 14, 2009, 03:31:24 PM
You said Jermaine

Pepsi Cola...shumone...oh shit, my hair's on fire.  Help me...Tito..Jermaine..help me...heee hee...shumone.
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 08:23:42 PM »
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Yakhouba Diawara
The possibilities with this one are endless.

Yakisoba Diarrhea, Yak Shit, Houba-Douba, Yakity-Yak .... can't score shit.
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Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 09:34:39 AM »
Well, we need a report. A police report?  It was a Squawks win so I'm sure it was rockin'.


Details man, details.
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 09:48:18 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 15, 2009, 09:34:39 AM
Well, we need a report. A police report?  It was a Squawks win so I'm sure it was rockin'.


Details man, details.

Let's see.  here is the summation.
Seats were actually 6 rows behind their bench, so not as close as I thought but still good enough.

Wade didn't even dress out.  None of them would take the bait of verbal abuse being chunked their way.

People in Atlanta have very weak sauce when it comes to smack talk capabilities.

The A-town dancers are yummy and well on their way to The Cheetah.  http://www.nba.com/media/hawks/ATown_Dancers_Site.html

The A team dancers are just WRONG!  http://www.nba.com/hawks/gamenight/ATeam_Dancers.html  (unless you are this guy  :bowl: )

Sports fans in the ATL suck ass.  With the game in doubt and 5 minutes left to go people were already leaving.  No wonder professional sports in ATL pale in comparison to pro events anywhere else!

Wells Fargo/Wachovia loves buying me beer.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2009, 12:55:59 PM »
An excellent synopsis paired with a twinge of jealousy over your seats.  I am fortunate enough to have never seen the A-team dancers, but I always pay attention when the A-town dancers come out.  I've recently been to a Lakers and Cavs game, and Hawks fans were outnumbered by these teams' fans easily.  It is quite a sad sight.
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 01:16:22 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 14, 2009, 02:20:05 PM
The gubment bank bailout just scored me 3rd row tickets right behind the visiting team's bench. Suck it bitches.  I feel a police report coming on.

I can't believe that you sullied this Forum with NBA basketball. :nagger:
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2009, 01:19:46 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on April 15, 2009, 01:16:22 PM
I can't believe that you sullied this Forum with NBA basketball. :nagger:

I sullied it with future Cheetah dancers.  :homo:
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 01:30:01 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 15, 2009, 01:19:46 PM
I sullied it with future Cheetah dancers.
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2009, 05:17:06 PM »
Aaahhh..the Spring Street Ballet.
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Re: Heat vs Hawks tonight
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2009, 05:39:26 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 15, 2009, 01:19:46 PM
I sullied it with future Cheetah dancers.  :homo:
Cheetah my ass...  I think I've seen some of them on Craigslist already.   :gig:
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