What is the best Gadget you have ever purchased

[wesfau2]

I had had the additional problem of Whitney, Jimmy, and Glenda all giving directions as well.  Christ on a cracker I needed a drink after that ride.

My sympathies.  Luckily you were able to get that drink.

[Saniflush]

My sympathies.  Luckily you were able to get that drink.

Multiples even.  Decent place but I have had better for the price.

[Snaggletiger]

Used one in Atlanta last week.  If you miss your turn, which happened several times, it immediately says, "Recalculating".  After about 3 missed turns and me cussing the stupid lady, she comes back with, "Listen, you stupid fuck..I'm doing the best I can.  I'm retaining water and the kids are all over me and here your dumbass is trying to navigate through 5:00 traffic in Atlanta."

I turned it off.

Oh by the way, on the way in on 85, I see this sign for "Georgia House of Beverages" in Fairburn, Exit 61.  I was curious.  I got off, turned right and went one mile.  Turned into the parking lot and was face to face with 12,000 square feet of liquid refreshment.  A bright light shone down and angels sang.

[Tiger Wench]

Necrophilia doesn't really work for me but thanks for the ego boost.

You are welcome - any time!!   Would this little smilie take away the sting?   

[Jumbo]

You are welcome - any time!!   Would this little smilie take away the sting?   

I had to cry on my big pilllow

[Saniflush]

I had to cry on my big pilllow

Well I'm not surprised with a melon as big as sputnik.

[Godfather]

Well I'm not surprised with a melon as big as sputnik.

Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. ...HEAD...MOVE!

[Saniflush]

Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. ...HEAD...MOVE!

We've got a piper down.

[Godfather]

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

[Saniflush]

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

[Godfather]

The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Why do you hate the Colonel Sani?

[Saniflush]

Why do you hate the Colonel Sani?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartarse!

[Godfather]

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Signed,

Jumbo