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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2009, 03:18:58 PM »
Finebaum sounds downright pissed off. He raised his voice to a level I have never heard when Charles from Realtown said "So what exactly did Auburn do wrong?"

He slammed his fist on the desk and screamed about how Auburn is cheating like mad.
He's shitting all over Bryan Matthews now. Compared his journalism to "Venezuelan Communist Papers". Ranted about how the media is in Auburn's back pocket.

Pure insanity.
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2009, 03:19:29 PM »
Finebaum sounds downright pissed off. He raised his voice to a level I have never heard when Charles from Realtown said "So what exactly did Auburn do wrong?"

He slammed his fist on the desk and screamed about how Auburn is cheating like mad.

Thanks, Chad.  Now I'm listening.  

What a cock.  What a fucking cock.  I swear to God...how can he get away with this shit?  Does no one carry crow bars around anymore?  

Saban pulls the dirtiest secondary violations in the history of college football, and Finebaum is going to go off on kids getting their name fucking announced BY A GOD DAMN FAN.  
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2009, 03:23:36 PM »
Thanks, Chad.  Now I'm listening.  

What a cock.  What a fucking cock.  I swear to God...how can he get away with this shit?  Does no one carry crow bars around anymore?  

Saban pulls the dirtiest secondary violations in the history of college football, and Finebaum is going to go off on kids getting their name fucking announced BY A GOD DAMN FAN.  

  Easy barner!!   Good lord, take a chill pill. If freakin Finebaum, his dumbass will we all over Bama this time next week, when we get "hammered" by the NCAA. :eyeroll:
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2009, 03:23:38 PM »
Thanks, Chad.  Now I'm listening.  

What a cock.  What a fucking cock.  I swear to God...how can he get away with this shit?  Does no one carry crow bars around anymore?  

Saban pulls the dirtiest secondary violations in the history of college football, and Finebaum is going to go off on kids getting their name fucking announced BY A GOD DAMN FAN.  
He just played the clip asserting that it was Trooper Taylor.

WTF? Is he really that stupid? It is abundantly clear from the audio that that voice does not belong to a 30 something year old black man. Seriously, listen to the clip. It's beyond ridiculous that anyone would say that's an Auburn coach...
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2009, 03:23:44 PM »
Thanks, Chad.  Now I'm listening.  


Finebaum 1, townhall 0.
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2009, 03:24:35 PM »
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Either case is a threat to the editorial integrity of the entire Rivals.com brand.

This sentence made me lose my Diet Dew...
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2009, 03:24:58 PM »
I'm going to play Paul Finebaum.  I'm going to pull his usual schtick with this:

Do you think...do you think that maybe...just maybe Finebaum is pissed because the NCAA is investigating Alabama for recruiting violations?  Perhaps, Auburn or someone associated with Auburn turned in Alabama for illegal recruiting practices and now Finebaum is pissed because...gasp...Auburn has the audacity to blatently violate the NCAA rulebook?  

Could it be?  

Or maybe he's just super pissed because a player like Lache Seastrunk could single handedly set the Auburn football program on fire.  The kid is Carnell Williams part deaux.  He's Reggie Bush.  He's Joe McKnight.  He's Percy Harvin.  He's Noel Devine.  He's next in the lineage of super athletes, and he just might sign at Auburn.  
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2009, 03:25:02 PM »
Saban pulls the dirtiest secondary violations in the history of college football, and Finebaum is going to go off on kids getting their name fucking announced BY A GOD DAMN FAN.  

He ignored that point when the second caller pointed it out...

This is some good shit!
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2009, 03:27:30 PM »
Finsbum wins again...Auburn callers out the wazoo.
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2009, 03:28:00 PM »
Finebaum 1, townhall 0.

Truth.  

I guess I don't listen enough (I do listen for about 15-20 minutes a day coming home from work) to know when Finebaum is serious and when he's pandering for ratings. 
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2009, 03:29:22 PM »
  Damn you Finebaum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2009, 03:30:29 PM »
Finebaum + 11,231 and rising. 

He wins again. 

Bait, hook, bite, pull, reel, laugh, repeat.   
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2009, 03:31:51 PM »
If freakin Finebaum, his dumbass will we all over Bama this time next week, when we get "hammered" by the NCAA. :eyeroll:
Excuse me - was this English?
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2009, 03:31:57 PM »
He has since backpedaled and admitted that it was a student, not Taylor.

Now he's struggling for reasons to justify how it's still a detestable offense...
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2009, 03:32:50 PM »
He has since backpedaled and admitted that it was a student, not Taylor.

Now he's struggling for reasons to justify how it's still a detestable offense...

Yarp.  I liked the "Auburn has some outstanding recruiters" quote. 

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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2009, 03:33:19 PM »
Truth.  

I guess I don't listen enough (I do listen for about 15-20 minutes a day coming home from work) to know when Finebaum is serious and when he's pandering for ratings
That's easy - if his lips are moving, he is pandering for ratings...
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2009, 03:50:34 PM »
HUGE interview with Tom Lugenville (sp) with ESPN. He was very complimentary of not only the recruiting that is going on at Auburn, but with Chizik and the staff themselves. If Finebaum got this guy on his show to try and make fun of Auburn or catch Auburn in some bullshit violations, it absolutely just back fucing fired...

I know people don't listen to Finebaum, but I would recommend listening to this interview when it gets posted on line...
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2009, 03:55:43 PM »
HUGE interview with Tom Lugenville (sp) with ESPN. He was very complimentary of not only the recruiting that is going on at Auburn, but with Chizik and the staff themselves. If Finebaum got this guy on his show to try and make fun of Auburn or catch Auburn in some bullshit violations, it absolutely just back fucing fired...

I know people don't listen to Finebaum, but I would recommend listening to this interview when it gets posted on line...
AAAaaand now he's shitting all over him.

Insinuating that he is involved in this great cheating scandal.

It seems like a common M.O. of Finebaum's to have a guest on the show and kiss his ass while they're on the air together, then as soon as they hang up, shit all over him...  :puke:
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2009, 04:08:03 PM »
AAAaaand now he's shitting all over him.

Insinuating that he is involved in this great cheating scandal.

It seems like a common M.O. of Finebaum's to have a guest on the show and kiss his ass while they're on the air together, then as soon as they hang up, shit all over him...  :puke:

Finebaum 71, Chizad 0.  It's a rout, ladies and gentlemen. 
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Re: Scared Bammers
« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2009, 04:14:14 PM »
Finebaum 71, Chizad 0.  It's a rout, ladies and gentlemen. 
Whatever, dude.

I'm fully aware of his schtick.

I enjoy listening to the bammer meltdown and spin on days when there's positive Auburn news or negative bammer news.
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