Auburn is adding another JUCO Linemen....

[Thrilla]

Old is right.  She's so old, she knew Capn' Crunch when he was a Private.

That's right.  She also knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

[Snaggletiger]

That's right.  She also knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

She's so old, the key on Benjamin Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

[Snaggletiger]

Oh yeah, and she's so old, she thinks pudding is too tough.

She's so old, her blood has faded.

She's so old, when she needs to measure her bustline, she measures her waistline.

[Pell City Tiger]

She's so old, the key on Benjamin Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

+158. I haven't heard that one before.