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Vegas Workcation, Part Deux
« on: May 26, 2009, 08:02:10 AM »
I'm flying out of B'ham today for another workcation in Vegas.  I know, it seems like only yesterday that I was out there getting my ass handed to me by every two-bit casino on the strip.  Now that I've finally recovered from that blow, I'm ready for Round II.  Bring it on, bitches!


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Re: Vegas Workcation, Part Deux
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 08:22:10 AM »
You always win at the spearmint rhino.

just sayin'
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Vegas Workcation, Part Deux
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 09:45:09 AM »
Man, when are you gonna' tell your boss to stick it up his ass?  They just keep pushing and pushing and pushing.  A man can only take so much.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Vegas Workcation, Part Deux
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 12:59:33 PM »
I feel bad for you Brad, I would take that job and shove it.
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Re: Vegas Workcation, Part Deux
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 01:02:32 PM »
Barbri started today, and it is about as fun as funneling broken glass.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Vegas Workcation, Part Deux
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 01:21:52 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 26, 2009, 01:02:32 PM
Barbri started today, and it is about as fun as funneling broken glass.

I remember taking the other course for multi-state (I forget the name...PMBR or some shit)  I had already been doing a few thousand questions and after the first day, they give you a practice test.  I was kind of looking around at everyone like a cocky asshole, thinking to myself how this will be a breeze.  I'm way ahead of all these jokers.  I took the test and zipped through it, sat back like Barney Fyffe reciting the Preamble to the Constitution.

I got about 6/25. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Vegas Workcation, Part Deux
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 01:58:26 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 26, 2009, 01:21:52 PM
I remember taking the other course for multi-state (I forget the name...PMBR or some shit)  I had already been doing a few thousand questions and after the first day, they give you a practice test.  I was kind of looking around at everyone like a cocky asshole, thinking to myself how this will be a breeze.  I'm way ahead of all these jokers.  I took the test and zipped through it, sat back like Barney Fyffe reciting the Preamble to the Constitution.

I got about 6/25. 
I can relate to that pain. 
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Re: Vegas Workcation, Part Deux
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 02:27:52 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 26, 2009, 08:22:10 AM
You always win at the spearmint rhino.

just sayin'

And trust me, this man means always.

I've been there and can verify.  Best club in the town.
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Re: Vegas Workcation, Part Deux
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 02:31:49 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 26, 2009, 01:02:32 PM
Barbri started today, and it is about as fun as funneling broken glass.

It's boring, but not difficult.  You'll do fine.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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