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...And another thing:

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...And another thing:
« on: May 15, 2009, 01:02:05 PM »
I have been ridiculed for patronizing my local American Legion post.  Fuck you haterzzzzzz.

This place is great: cheap booze, free food on Fridays, great stories from some grizzled old fuckers and a complete and utter absence of tourist douchebags.

We usually go on Friday night (free food, as previously mentioned).  The real draw to Friday night, however, is the karaoke stylings of the 65+ age group.  Pure awesomeness.  Jumbo you could appreciate this from a professional's perspective.

Fuck it.  If you can, join.  I was admitted as a Son of the American Legion thanks to my grandfather's service.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: ...And another thing:
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 01:14:35 PM »
You had me at cheap booze and free food.
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Re: ...And another thing:
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 01:54:51 PM »
What night's are the shuffleboard tournaments?
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Re: ...And another thing:
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 02:41:36 PM »
Ours doesn't have free food. Fridays is all you can eat catfish for $8. River fish, too. Not pond raised.
You can get steaks, backbones and fillets. Homemade hushpuppies.
I think I'm gonna call the spouse and have her pick up a couple of plates for supper. Their plates are $8, too. Fries, homemade coleslaw,half of a big ole bar dill pickle, hushpuppies(4) and 2lbs of fish. Made me hongry for it.
In addition to the tap beer they keep an old Coke box full of beer in slushy ice. It can give you a brain freeze on a hot day.
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Re: ...And another thing:
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 03:22:11 PM »
Ours doesn't have free food. Fridays is all you can eat catfish for $8. River fish, too. Not pond raised.
You can get steaks, backbones and fillets. Homemade hushpuppies.
I think I'm gonna call the spouse and have her pick up a couple of plates for supper. Their plates are $8, too. Fries, homemade coleslaw,half of a big ole bar dill pickle, hushpuppies(4) and 2lbs of fish. Made me hongry for it.
In addition to the tap beer they keep an old Coke box full of beer in slushy ice. It can give you a brain freeze on a hot day.

This guy knows.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: ...And another thing:
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 10:31:35 PM »
I have been ridiculed for patronizing my local American Legion post.  Fuck you haterzzzzzz.

This place is great: cheap booze, free food on Fridays, great stories from some grizzled old fuckers and a complete and utter absence of tourist douchebags.

We usually go on Friday night (free food, as previously mentioned).  The real draw to Friday night, however, is the karaoke stylings of the 65+ age group.  Pure awesomeness.  Jumbo you could appreciate this from a professional's perspective.

Fuck it.  If you can, join.  I was admitted as a Son of the American Legion thanks to my grandfather's service.
You know I can appreciate some good Karaoke! It's crazy I pay my bills singing and hearing people sing.
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Re: ...And another thing:
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 10:45:01 PM »
Sing us a song, you're the karoke man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, were all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright.

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Its a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
cause he knows that its me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the monitor, it looks like a carnival
And the microphone
smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, man, what are you doin' here?
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Re: ...And another thing:
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2009, 01:27:10 AM »
Sing us a song, you're the karoke man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, were all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright.

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Its a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
cause he knows that its me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the monitor, it looks like a carnival
And the microphone
smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, man, what are you doin' here?
You posted that in a New York state of mind.
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