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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #2420 on: June 15, 2017, 09:11:25 PM »
This is a spoiler free zone.

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« Reply #2421 on: June 23, 2017, 02:12:21 PM »
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Saw this movie in 1981 with my girlfriend.  Have seen it a couple of times since and came across it again last night.  Not sure what my 1981 girlfriend is doing.  Probably should have called her.

Very solid movie that still holds up 36 years later.  So many people who went on to have significant careers were in this thing. 

It was intended to be a lead vehicle for Timothy Hutton who had just won an Oscar and was expected to be the next Cary Grant.  He was good here, but after this his career just fizzled away -- or at least didn't live up to the heady expectations.  Can he really complain, though?  Dated Angelina Jolie. Dated Uma Thurman. Dated Diane Lane. Married to Debra Winger. Married to a hot French art chick.  Just moved in (at 54) with a 26-year old who isn't half bad.  That's a trophy case I'd be proud to have.

The movie also featured:
Baby Sean Penn, pre-Spicoli
Baby Tom Cruise, pre-Joel in Risky Business
Baby Giancarlo Esposito, pre-Gus Fring (there's a Fring-ish moment toward the end, though)
Baby Evan Handler, pre-lots of roles you'd know

Toss in pre-Robocop Ronny Cox and post-Patton George C. Scott and you've got a seriously good ensemble. 

The story is just a little silly on its face.  But in today's snowflake world where students at places like Trinity and Evergreen act like spoiled, entitled twits?  There was something uplifting about the dedication to honor, respect, dignity and integrity expressed by the cadets in the face of impossible odds.  Even though their mission was a little doe-eyed and improbable, I enjoyed seeing the unity they expressed and the dedication to protocol they displayed. 

It's not one of my Top Ten movies.  It's not even one of my "best of the 80s" movies.  But maybe it should be.  Good story told in a compelling manner by a group of decent actors. 
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« Reply #2422 on: June 30, 2017, 07:06:15 PM »
Jason Bourne

Did not give the minimum amount of fucks.

Seen it all before.  Completely unnecessary.   

Waste of my time

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« Reply #2423 on: June 30, 2017, 11:21:10 PM »
A Cure for Wellness -
A couple of European actors you've seen before, but can't quite place, fight in and around a "sanitorium" in the Swiss Alps.  It's kind of formulaic, but still a satisfyingly creepy horror/thriller.

Okja -
Supposed to be some big statement about the ethics/cruelty of industrial food production, I think. 

Giancarlo Esposito (Gus M'Fing Fring), Steven Yuen (Glenn from The Walking Dead), Paul Dano (Brian Wilson in Love and Mercy), Tilda Swinton (x2) and Jake Gyllenhaal (who is pretty fucking awesome in his role) combine to make a predictable, if somewhat nuanced, look at corporate greed...whether it's cloaked in touchy-feely "laudable" goals (Lucy) or naked profiteering (Nancy).
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« Reply #2424 on: July 01, 2017, 02:18:54 PM »
A Cure for Wellness -
A couple of European actors you've seen before, but can't quite place, fight in and around a "sanitorium" in the Swiss Alps.  It's kind of formulaic, but still a satisfyingly creepy horror/thriller.

Okja -
Supposed to be some big statement about the ethics/cruelty of industrial food production, I think. 

Giancarlo Esposito (Gus M'Fing Fring), Steven Yuen (Glenn from The Walking Dead), Paul Dano (Brian Wilson in Love and Mercy), Tilda Swinton (x2) and Jake Gyllenhaal (who is pretty fucking awesome in his role) combine to make a predictable, if somewhat nuanced, look at corporate greed...whether it's cloaked in touchy-feely "laudable" goals (Lucy) or naked profiteering (Nancy).

Did you like Okja? Saw it on the Netflix "recently added" section yesterday.
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« Reply #2425 on: July 01, 2017, 02:37:42 PM »
Did you like Okja? Saw it on the Netflix "recently added" section yesterday.

Eh.  It's ok.  Some decent individual performances, but overall pretty weak film.
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« Reply #2426 on: July 05, 2017, 09:12:37 AM »
I saw Transformers: The Last Knight. Uhm, yeah.
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« Reply #2427 on: July 05, 2017, 09:39:04 AM »
Wanted light and disposable entertainment last night, so watched CHiPs.

I ended up liking this movie a lot more than I wanted/expected to.  I'm lukewarm to hostile on Dax Shepard but I like Pena in almost everything he's done.  They have a surprising chemistry in this flick and I wasn't expecting Vincent D'Onofrio at all.

Not high art by any means, but better than average stab at raiding my childhood tv memories.
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« Reply #2428 on: July 05, 2017, 04:51:07 PM »
Jason Bourne

Did not give the minimum amount of fucks.

Seen it all before.  Completely unnecessary.   

Waste of my time
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« Reply #2429 on: July 06, 2017, 12:08:27 PM »
Baby Driver

Wow.  See this one.  Great cast (Spacey, Hamm, Bernthal and Foxx...plus the eponymous Baby), loads of action (it's a heist movie, essentially), and a kick ass soundtrack.

If you look closely, you can see Big Boi and Killer Mike in one of the Bacchanalia scenes.

The kid playing Baby should be the young Han Solo.
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« Reply #2430 on: July 06, 2017, 12:48:55 PM »
Baby Driver

Wow.  See this one.  Great cast (Spacey, Hamm, Bernthal and Foxx...plus the eponymous Baby), loads of action (it's a heist movie, essentially), and a kick ass soundtrack.

If you look closely, you can see Big Boi and Killer Mike in one of the Bacchanalia scenes.

The kid playing Baby should be the young Han Solo.

Loved the movie.  One of the best action movies I've seen in a while, but Jesus could they have found a dumber name for a movie?

Will say that I nearly cried when they fucked that challenger up though.
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« Reply #2431 on: July 06, 2017, 02:53:22 PM »
Loved the movie.  One of the best action movies I've seen in a while, but Jesus could they have found a dumber name for a movie?

Will say that I nearly cried when they fucked that challenger up though.


Spoilers, yo
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« Reply #2432 on: July 06, 2017, 07:09:34 PM »
Spoilers, yo

It's a movie about a getaway driver with previews showing multiple car chases. Surely everyone knows that a throwaway car is going to get trashed in this movie.
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« Reply #2433 on: July 06, 2017, 08:59:29 PM »
It's a movie about a getaway driver with previews showing multiple car chases. Surely everyone knows that a throwaway car is going to get trashed in this movie.

We were just about to leave for the 9:00 p.m. showing.  Thanks for ruining it for us.  Asshole!
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« Reply #2434 on: July 07, 2017, 09:46:45 AM »
We were just about to leave for the 9:00 p.m. showing.  Thanks for ruining it for us.  Asshole!

They crashed a car in an action movie.

Got danged spoilers!!
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« Reply #2435 on: July 07, 2017, 09:50:52 AM »
They crashed a car in an action movie.

Got danged spoilers!!

Not listening....Not listening....Can't hear you....LA LA LA LA LA LA....
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« Reply #2436 on: July 09, 2017, 11:12:21 PM »
Spider-Man: Homecoming

Fun movie. 

The new kid is the best Peter Parker they've found and the movie had enough Tony Stark/Happy Hogan to keep it grounded in the Marvel universe.  Keaton finally gives them a villain worthy of the challenge:he's complex and ruthless and not of some supernatural origin.  As a bonus, Aunt May is the eternally smoking Marisa Tomei.

You'll recognize everyone in this movie.  Without spoiling anything, look for: Martin Starr (Gilfoyle from Silicon Valley) Bokeem Woodbine, Hannibal Buress, Nacho (from Better Call Saul), Donald Glover/Childish Gambino, Louis (from Last Man on Earth).

It doesn't break new ground, but it's a fun ride.

Also, saw Baby Driver again today.  Goddamn, that is a good fucking movie.
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« Reply #2437 on: July 10, 2017, 10:32:05 AM »
Life
For a movie titled "Life" there was surprisingly little of it.  Never really invested in any of the characters. Deadpool proved that he is not a dramatic actor.  Failed to generate legitimate reactions.

The "unexpected" ending was telegraphed.

Shooting a movie that looked realistically weightless was the chief accomplishment here.
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« Reply #2438 on: July 10, 2017, 10:37:04 AM »
Life
For a movie titled "Life" there was surprisingly little of it.  Never really invested in any of the characters. Deadpool proved that he is not a dramatic actor.  Failed to generate legitimate reactions.

The "unexpected" ending was telegraphed.

Shooting a movie that looked realistically weightless was the chief accomplishment here.

More proof that in today's movie world, the people working on the tech stuff behind the movie have more talent than those on the set.
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« Reply #2439 on: July 10, 2017, 11:55:05 AM »
The Belko Experiment

Interesting premise.  Office full of people locked in with no escape.  Disembodied voice demands kill or be killed. 

Some lazy storytelling and a cast so large it didn't have enough time to give background or a reason to be invested in the life or death of most. Still, an interesting cast. Merle from Walking Dead, John mcginley, tony Goldwyn, a hot Colombian chick and best of all THE Nelson "Big Head" Bighetti. 

The movie was better as a conversational starting point for whether you would kill or die than it was in actual execution.  Still had some good moments. 

There was no way it could have a satisfying ending. It didn't.
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