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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #840 on: October 23, 2011, 01:40:06 PM »
TV hasn't declined.  Your taste in television is shit, you fucking goat roper.
Yeah, and you like KISS (and dress up like them).


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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #841 on: October 23, 2011, 03:50:46 PM »
Unless you watch what Kaos watches, you're a moron. Get it right.

Fuck you, shit eater.  You watch ignorant fag shows. 
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #842 on: October 24, 2011, 09:17:02 AM »
I've got this theory that 99% of the movies being released over the past decade have been absolute shit.

Add this to your 99% if it happens:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/cannonball-run-to-be-remade-as-a-gm-product-placement/2011/10/19/gIQALYwKxL_blog.html


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‘Cannonball Run’ to be remade as a GM product placement?
By Jen Chaney


(Fox via LA2Day) “Cannonball Run” — the 1981 cross-country car chase ensemble comedy that starred, as improbable as it sounds, Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Farrah Fawcett, Terry Bradshaw and Jackie Chan — may be getting a remake. And that remake may be financially backed in part by auto maker General Motors.

Vulture reports that the deal to make the movie is still being worked out, but that GM — a company that came out of bankruptcy in 2009 thanks to substantial financial assistance from the U.S. and Canadian governments — is poised to take “an actual hard-dollar, equity stake” in the film, which would, in turn, feature a bevy of vehicles from its 2014 line.

Because the U.S. and Canada still own stakes in the company (27 and 12 percent, respectively), one could argue that, in a way, we’re all investing in the “Cannonball Run” remake. Hence, it’s important for you to know that Guy Ritchie is the current front-runner to direct (Shawn Levy of “Night at the Museum” and “Real Steel” is also interested), and, according to Vulture, Ritchie wants Brad Pitt — who mumbled pseudo-Irishly throughout’s Ritchie’s 2000 crime flick “Snatch” — to star.

Ritchie also is interested in shooting some of the movie in Europe, even though the original focused on a U.S.-based cross-country race. No word on whether the Middle Eastern oil sheikh character, played circa 1981 by Jamie Farr, will make a reappearance in the 2011 version. (Fingers crossed!)

The ’81 “Cannonball Run” spawned a sequel, 1984’s “Cannonball Run II.” So if this all works out, GM could land a couple of two-hour product placements and audiences could again be treated to a double-helping of the randy, lowbrow comedy that a good, old-fashioned ensemble racing movie provides.

Would anyone be interested in seeing a “Run” retry? Would you be less inclined to buy a ticket knowing that GM played a key role in making the movie happen? Weigh in by posting a comment. But first, watch the trailer for the original below.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #843 on: October 24, 2011, 09:33:21 AM »
Unless you watch what Kaos watches, you're a moron. Get it right.

True...and he and I disagree heavily on movies.

But, he is correct about Home Improvement and Raymond.  Banal garbage.

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« Reply #844 on: October 24, 2011, 09:36:25 AM »
True...and he and I disagree heavily on movies.

But, he is correct about Home Improvement and Raymond.  Banal garbage.

So not everybody loves him?
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« Reply #845 on: October 24, 2011, 09:37:34 AM »
So not everybody loves him?

Some people, in fact, loathe him.
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« Reply #846 on: October 24, 2011, 09:39:40 AM »
Some people, in fact, loathe him.

I like the prospects of this new series.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #847 on: October 24, 2011, 09:52:38 AM »
Some people, in fact, loathe him.

His shrew bitch wife for one.
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« Reply #848 on: October 24, 2011, 10:05:23 AM »
Some people, in fact, loathe him.

I loathe him heavily.

Ray Romano is one of the unfunniest people ever. Show was horrid.

And I am now on the Breaking Bad train with you guys. Excellent show.
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« Reply #849 on: October 24, 2011, 10:53:30 AM »
I loathe him heavily.

Ray Romano is one of the unfunniest people ever. Show was horrid.



^^^This
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« Reply #850 on: October 24, 2011, 11:13:08 AM »
^^^This

"Most of Tigersx Loathes Raymond"

But apparently TBS and all of the syndication deal makers love him.
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« Reply #851 on: October 24, 2011, 01:15:25 PM »
The last show that I watched that was consistently funny was "Better Off Ted".  It lasted two seasons.  Work place comedy that just went straight for off the wall laughs.

Best episodes was one where the company installed motion sensors that operated all the door locks and lights, but they didn't "see" the black employees.  Hilarity ensued.



Another one that comes to mind is one where the company released a memo that mistakenly said "Employees must now use abusive language" and refused to admit to making a mistake.  Hilarity ensued.

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« Reply #852 on: October 24, 2011, 01:36:00 PM »
The last show that I watched that was consistently funny was "Better Off Ted".  It lasted two seasons.  Work place comedy that just went straight for off the wall laughs.

Best episodes was one where the company installed motion sensors that operated all the door locks and lights, but they didn't "see" the black employees.  Hilarity ensued.


Another one that comes to mind is one where the company released a memo that mistakenly said "Employees must now use abusive language" and refused to admit to making a mistake.  Hilarity ensued.


Last 2 network shows or sitcoms that I watched regularly were Friends and Drew Carey. I like Carey's brand of dry humor. Some people hate him. I thought the chemistry and harsh humor between him and Mimi was great. Friends wasn't great but it was a decent all around show that could keep my attention. Plus the hotties didn't hurt. It had some hilarious moments.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #853 on: October 24, 2011, 01:50:13 PM »
Plus the hotties didn't hurt.

Yeah, Chandler and Joey were-

Wait...nevermind.  Nothing to see here...move along...
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« Reply #854 on: October 24, 2011, 03:09:59 PM »
Yeah, Chandler and Joey were-

Wait...nevermind.  Nothing to see here...move along...

I figured you more as a Ross Gellar kind of guy.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #855 on: October 24, 2011, 03:30:53 PM »
I figured you more as a Ross Gellar kind of guy.

Paleontologists have the best boners...
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #856 on: October 24, 2011, 03:37:37 PM »
Paleontologists have the best boners...

I was thinking more because he was Jewish. You prefer the Jewish cut down "there".
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« Reply #857 on: October 24, 2011, 03:38:51 PM »
I was thinking more because he was Jewish. You prefer the Jewish cut down "there".

Or I'm just a (Jew) gold digger.
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #858 on: October 24, 2011, 04:47:06 PM »
TV Shows I think are good: 

Modern Family
Psych
Burn Notice
Men of a Certain Age
Warehouse 13
Castle
Mythbusters
Bar Rescue
Glades (not great, but they film around my house a lot)
Anthony Bourdain - No reservations

Movies I would love to see made:

Monster Hunters International
Steven King's Darktower novels
Rick Reilly's Missing Links
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Re: Kaos' way behind movie reviews
« Reply #859 on: October 24, 2011, 05:13:17 PM »
Y'all are fucking up K's thread.
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