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Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s

Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Reply #180 on: May 23, 2024, 04:21:13 PM »
Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, "Do you have a favorite song?" The other replies, "Well... all my life I have been a heavy metal fan."
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Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Reply #181 on: May 23, 2024, 04:31:37 PM »
I went to an erectile dysfunction support group last week.

It was kind of a dud.  Nobody came.
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« Reply #182 on: May 25, 2024, 08:01:21 PM »
My grandparents survived both Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 


They were in Alabama so that probably played a part.
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Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Reply #183 on: May 25, 2024, 11:41:05 PM »
My grandparents survived both Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 


They were in Alabama so that probably played a part.
Is this where the affinity for naked Asian chicks started?
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