Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s

[Snakebite]

Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, "Do you have a favorite song?" The other replies, "Well... all my life I have been a heavy metal fan."

[Kaos]

I went to an erectile dysfunction support group last week.

It was kind of a dud.  Nobody came.

[Kaos]

My grandparents survived both Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 


They were in Alabama so that probably played a part.

[WiregrassTiger]

My grandparents survived both Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 


They were in Alabama so that probably played a part.

Is this where the affinity for naked Asian chicks started?

[Snaggletiger]

My neighbors, the Getty's, have a a pet parakeet that they love like a child.  Yesterday was the parakeet's birthday.  It took me forever to find a present, but I was finally able to get the Getty's bird a dress.

[Snakebite]

My neighbors, the Getty's, have a a pet parakeet that they love like a child.  Yesterday was the parakeet's birthday.  It took me forever to find a present, but I was finally able to get the Getty's bird a dress.

 

[CCTAU]

My neighbors, the Getty's, have a a pet parakeet that they love like a child.  Yesterday was the parakeet's birthday.  It took me forever to find a present, but I was finally able to get the Getty's bird a dress.

Man. I’m not sure what to say. That was either brilliant, or absurd.
Either way, well done.

[Snaggletiger]

I saw it on Al Gore's interwebz. You can find really cool stuff there.