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April 21, 2024, 11:42:05 AM »
In honor of 420 I rolled a joint yesterday.
Unfortunately it was my ankle.
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April 21, 2024, 06:00:22 PM »
My girlfriend asked if I would put ketchup on the grocery list.
Now she says she can’t read anything.
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April 22, 2024, 10:16:02 AM »
Holy shit, all that for a punch line like that?
I love it.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."
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April 26, 2024, 12:27:23 PM »
Justice is a dish best served cold. If served warm it would be justwater.
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Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
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April 26, 2024, 02:30:38 PM »
Nobody wants to listen to Whitesnake with me.
Well, here I go again on my own.
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April 26, 2024, 04:26:26 PM »
Survived a fall off a 16-foot ladder earlier this week.
Was only from the first rung, but still.
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