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Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s

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Re: Dad Jokes, Puns, Dis’s
« Reply #160 on: April 21, 2024, 11:42:05 AM »
In honor of 420 I rolled a joint yesterday. 

Unfortunately it was my ankle.
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« Reply #161 on: April 21, 2024, 06:00:22 PM »
My girlfriend asked if I would put ketchup on the grocery list. 

Now she says she can’t read anything. 
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« Reply #162 on: April 22, 2024, 10:16:02 AM »
Holy shit, all that for a punch line like that?





I love it.
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« Reply #163 on: Today at 12:27:23 PM »
Justice is a dish best served cold. If served warm it would be justwater.
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