My grandparents survived both Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They were in Alabama so that probably played a part.
My neighbors, the Getty's, have a a pet parakeet that they love like a child. Yesterday was the parakeet's birthday. It took me forever to find a present, but I was finally able to get the Getty's bird a dress.
Not necessarily a dad joke, but a true pun nonetheless.
They fired him at the start of the season but he missed the call.
Come on, Angel. That guy was as out as a deaf kid playing musical chairs.
Angel missed calls worse than CCT calling his humorous post about the umpire a “pun”. Do you even English, bro?
And yet even you got it…
I said it was humorous. I think you need to look up the definition of “pun”.Did you walk on all your classes also? Because it appears that your athletic career was better than your academic.