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Doctors sound the Alarm on a certain Flu Virus....

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Re: Doctors sound the Alarm on a certain Flu Virus....
« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2009, 07:41:56 PM »
*Update*
There's been 10 more cases in Madison County....I'm going to go put on my tinfoil hat, after I get done boarding up my door and seran wrap windows.  This shit is getting crazy.
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Re: Doctors sound the Alarm on a certain Flu Virus....
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2009, 09:50:10 PM »
If you stare into a mirror at the stroke of midnight and say "Arnold Ziffel" 5 times slowly, the pig from Green Acres will show itself in the reflection and sneeze on you.
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Re: Doctors sound the Alarm on a certain Flu Virus....
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2009, 12:10:41 AM »
Go Hogs Go
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Re: Doctors sound the Alarm on a certain Flu Virus....
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2009, 02:52:14 PM »
God forbid a serious illness ever hit this country.  After this turns out to be "a buncha people with the sniffles and a sore throat who miss a day or three of work or school but DO NOT DIE", people will ignore things next time. 

Here's a mark my words for you - if people die of swine flu, it will be because they are already imune compromised, like an elderly person, a very young person, or a person with a pre-existing illness that makes them more susceptible to a virus.  And these same people would have been just as likely to die of the "regular' flu in Octorber or November.  Yes, it is kind of unnerving that it moves so quickly - but so does the regular flu - we are just used to getting the regular flu every year.  But every year there are new strains, which is why we get a new flu shot every year - this is NOT A UNIQUE OCCURRENCE.

Hysteria - more deadly than the swine flu.

I am totally disgusted at the freakout mentality of this country.
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Re: Doctors sound the Alarm on a certain Flu Virus....
« Reply #44 on: May 01, 2009, 02:57:47 PM »
Thin the herd I say.
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Re: Doctors sound the Alarm on a certain Flu Virus....
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2009, 02:59:10 PM »
Thin the herd I say.

Maybe we should encourage the socialists to do the right thing and just off themselves now so they won't infect others... you know, taking one for the team and all that...
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Re: Doctors sound the Alarm on a certain Flu Virus....
« Reply #46 on: May 02, 2009, 05:05:32 PM »
Hilton close to the airport. You can't hurt it. Buy her dinner and let her write it off.
5' 8" Blonde buxom 135 lbs Arkansas drawl drinking bourbon and water and talking loud about Razorbacks. Get you some if you can handle it.
She's 58 and she don't do the passe shit. Come up with something original.
She said the Fire of Brazil was pretty good eats.
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Re: Doctors sound the Alarm on a certain Flu Virus....
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2009, 06:51:38 PM »
*Update*

Three schools in New York have been closed because of the outbreak.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs