Tiger Prowl? Seriously?

number1bammer · « **Reply #60 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:24:16 PM »

Well I have to say that this should really help Cheez nit shut down the state borders in recruiting, however there is just one problem with that. Shutting the state borders down in recruiting with Saban already inside is kind of like the dumb bitch in the horror movies locking the door with the killer already inside. There is never a very good ending. :

The Prowler · « **Reply #61 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:35:28 PM »

No it's more like, being in the same room with your enemy and locking the door so he can't escape. Then beating the shit outta him with a baseball bat.

Thrilla · « **Reply #62 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:36:21 PM »

Quote from: number1bammer on April 27, 2009, 06:24:16 PM

Well I have to say that this should really help Cheez nit shut down the state borders in recruiting, however there is just one problem with that. Shutting the state borders down in recruiting with Saban already inside is kind of like the dumb bitch in the horror movies locking the door with the killer already inside. There is never a very good ending. :

Holy shit, they do have the wherewithal to produce a semi-relevant analogy.

Quote from: AUChizad on April 27, 2009, 06:21:50 PM

Finebaum called this "the funniest picture he's ever seen."

Seriously? Is this all you've got?

I doubt the recruits find it as funny as you dipshits.

It's not the funniest thing "I've ever seen", but shit, even I laughed at it. It's just cheesy. However, I will STFU if they bring in some decent recruits. It'll be a "win" if we are able to get some guys to take a look at Auburn who perhaps weren't looking before the Tiger Prowl rolled into town.

AWK · « **Reply #63 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:43:54 PM »

I would not care if they were riding around in a fucking tank nicknamed the "Big swingin' Dick mobile" as long as they land quality recruits.

stewiegriffin · « **Reply #64 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:51:42 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 27, 2009, 06:43:54 PM

I would not care if they were riding around in a fucking tank nicknamed the "Big swingin' Dick mobile" as long as they land quality recruits.

AAAAAAnd there it is.
There is not an instrument made that's sensitive enough to measure the indifference I have about what some slack jawed bammer idiot thinks about this or any fucking thing else.

The Prowler · « **Reply #65 on:** April 27, 2009, 07:03:10 PM »

I've heard that the Coaches are going to go with this stretched vehicle when they visit Gadsden.

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #66 on:** April 27, 2009, 07:07:11 PM »

Well shit.
We do look like a buch of yokels now.
You want to know how to impress a recruit? Hire a fucking coach that has a clue. This is truly embarrassing that the program has to allow itself to drop to this level in an attempt to cover up its massive shortcomings.
You want to get a recruits attention?
Act like a coach that wants to sign him to play at a major SEC power.
Don't act as though your picking him up to go do a pole dancing number down at the VFW.

The coach sucks

But he has hired a great staff!

The coach is not a winner

But his whole staff rolls in a limo dressed up like Baskin Robbins employees!!

I'm sorry but I cannot believe some of you that have gotten on this thread to defend this circus wagon stunt.
You wanna sign top recruits??? Hire a fuckin coach.
When a winner walks in recruits pay attention. When the clown car rolls in the parking lot the recruits laugh.

The Prowler · « **Reply #67 on:** April 27, 2009, 07:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on April 27, 2009, 07:07:11 PM

Well shit.
We do look like a buch of yokels now.
You want to know how to impress a recruit? Hire a fucking coach that has a clue. This is truly embarrassing that the program has to allow itself to drop to this level in an attempt to cover up its massive shortcomings.
You want to get a recruits attention?
Act like a coach that wants to sign him to play at a major SEC power.
Don't act as though your picking him up to go do a pole dancing number down at the VFW.

The coach sucks

But he has hired a great staff!

The coach is not a winner

But his whole staff rolls in a limo dressed up like Baskin Robbins employees!!

I'm sorry but I cannot believe some of you that have gotten on this thread to defend this circus wagon stunt.
You wanna sign top recruits??? Hire a fuckin coach.
When a winner walks in recruits pay attention. When the clown car rolls in the parking lot the recruits laugh.

SSDD, hey greaseybammer where's your buddy? Panic? I'm guessing that he'll use the same "Coach Chizik doesn't know anything....he's not a good coach, yadda yadda yadda" Company Line. Yes, they do look like Baskin Robbins employees, except for Coach Roof. And the only flavors that they're serving is Orange and Blueberry in the Family sized cone. From what I've heard, the recruits are licking it up.

AUChizad · « **Reply #68 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:14:17 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 27, 2009, 06:36:21 PM

It's not the funniest thing "I've ever seen", but shit, even I laughed at it. It's just cheesy. However, I will STFU if they bring in some decent recruits. It'll be a "win" if we are able to get some guys to take a look at Auburn who perhaps weren't looking before the Tiger Prowl rolled into town.

I seriously don't get it. It's funny cause they're a coaching staff wearing matching Auburn shirts? This is a bad thing how? They're selling Auburn pride and unity. I don't see why so many are playing into this clear campaign to undermine Auburn's recruiting efforts orchestrated by Finebaum and the bammers. I get why the turds are trying to make this a negative thing. Whether they admit it or not, this staff being tenacious about recruiting makes them nervous. Auburn fans being apologetic about shit like this makes me as sick as everything relating to Chizik makes Kaos and Greasey.

RWS · « **Reply #69 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:26:52 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 27, 2009, 08:14:17 PM

I get why the turds are trying to make this a negative thing. Whether they admit it or not, this staff being tenacious about recruiting makes them nervous.

As my wife would say..

Really? Seriously?

#2Bammer · « **Reply #70 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:30:45 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 27, 2009, 06:43:54 PM

I would not care if they were riding around in a fucking tank nicknamed the "Big swingin' Dick mobile" as long as they land quality recruits.

Thats not gonna happen! :thumbsup:

The Prowler · « **Reply #71 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:47:27 PM »

What some people are missing is.....The Point. Most people are just looking at the Limo and saying..Tacky, Stupid, Retarded...etc. Auburn wanted to recruit the State, together. BTW, a Stretch Limo is going to get people's attention, especially one that has Auburn Stickers and Flags all over it, no matter what model it is. Not only is Auburn doing something inventive, it's actually extremely smart. You don't just have One Coach, that's a decent to great recruiter, going into the schools, you have SEVEN Coaches, that are really good to great recruiters going into the school and making a Splash when they arrive. When I was 18 yrs old, being recruited by a couple of Universities, if one of those Universities came to my HS in a Stretch with nearly their Entire Coaching Staff (read: Full Court Press), all wearing the same AU Orange button-up shirt (it shows up better when you look into the stands, while you're practicing), that would let me know that these coaches really want me and they're recruiting me harder than anyone else. Shitbammer, I wouldn't be too sure about that...these coaches are coming up with new ideas every week, it seems. So, a "Big Swingin' Dick Mobile", probably wouldn't be out of the question. I mean, you already have the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile, so....that's a start. All you'd have to do is turn it into a Stretch Limo and paint the Weiner to look like a Dick....Wa La.

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #72 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:49:25 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on April 27, 2009, 07:19:01 PM

SSDD, hey greaseybammer where's your buddy? Panic? I'm guessing that he'll use the same "Coach Chizik doesn't know anything....he's not a good coach, yadda yadda yadda" Company Line. Yes, they do look like Baskin Robbins employees, except for Coach Roof. And the only flavors that they're serving is Orange and Blueberry in the Family sized cone. From what I've heard, the recruits are licking it up.

No prowler they are not. They look like they are trying to sell funeral plots to old people.
A coach does not have to do gimmicky shit to sell his program.
That is what the bottom dwellers do. Oh wait that is the only place he has ever had HIS program at anytime. I'm not scared chizik will do anything at Auburn except screw it up for years after he is gone.

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #73 on:** April 27, 2009, 08:57:06 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on April 27, 2009, 08:47:27 PM

What some people are missing is.....The Point. Most people are just looking at the Limo and saying..Tacky, Stupid, Retarded...etc. Recruits are hearing and thinking this too, who wants to play for coach "Tacky,Stupid,Retarded? Auburn wanted to recruit the State, together. To cut down on one coach saying one thing and another saying something else BTW, a Stretch Limo is going to get people's attention, especially one that has Auburn Stickers and Flags all over it, no matter what model it is. Yes and it will referred to as a circus wagon express BY POTENTIAL RECRUITS who are laughing at itNot only is Auburn doing something inventive, it's actually extremely smart. No hell its not You don't just have One Coach, that's a decent to great recruiter, going into the schools, you have SEVEN Coaches, that are really good to great recruiters going into the school and making a Splash when they arrive. When I was 18 yrs old, being recruited by a couple of Universities, if one of those Universities came to my HS in a Stretch with nearly their Entire Coaching Staff (read: Full Court Press), all wearing the same AU Orange button-up shirt (it shows up better when you look into the stands, while you're practicing), that would let me know that these coaches really want me and they're recruiting me harder than anyone else. But they didn't nor would they have. UAB just made you an offer so now your some kind of expert in your own mind... or was it west Alabama?Shitbammer, I wouldn't be too sure about that...these coaches are coming up with new ideas every week, it seems. So, a "Big Swingin' Dick Mobile", probably wouldn't be out of the question. I mean, you already have the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile, so....that's a start. All you'd have to do is turn it into a Stretch Limo and paint the Weiner to look like a Dick....Wa La.And Oscar Meyer uses it in light hearted ad campigns. Just what it takes to win recruits who are looking for the biggest and best offer from serious programs.

The Prowler · « **Reply #74 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:03:16 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on April 27, 2009, 08:49:25 PM

No prowler they are not. They look like they are trying to sell funeral plots to old people.
A coach does not have to do gimmicky shit to sell his program.
That is what the bottom dwellers do. Oh wait that is the only place he has ever had HIS program at anytime. I'm not scared chizik will do anything at Auburn except screw it up for years after he is gone.

Yeah...greaseybammer, they are. You should take off your "everything around me is shit" glasses once in a while. As for gimmicky go.....This is Recruiting we're talking about, you do anything and everything that you can, legally, to recruit these kids. Also, these Coaches are some of the best recruiters around. So, if they think it'll work to land some big time prospects, then why would you not do it? Was your Coach's Police Escort, rockstar entrances to schools two years ago, gimmicky? BTW, that was before the "Midget Rule" went into the NCAA Violations book.

RWS · « **Reply #75 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:05:36 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on April 27, 2009, 08:49:25 PM

A coach does not have to do gimmicky shit to sell his program.

And I think thats what this is about. Hell, you can go to nearly any Kia lot and buy one Kia and then get a second one free. Kia gets alot of publicity by doing this, and people talk about it. Everybody knows about it. But that talk is usually about how Kia vehicles are pretty shitty and they have to use gimmicks.

The whole limo deal just screams gimmick. Personally, I feel that our coaches are capable of selling a recruit on our school, our football team, and the education that he will receive while playing at Alabama. I feel they are capable of showing a recruit how he fits into our system, and how he would be an asset to our team. I think its great that you guys put lipstick on this thing and tout it as showing recruits how family oriented the coaches are by 7 of them riding together for days, but you and I both know thats not what this is about. Its all about showing a 16 or 17 year old kid a flashy limo. Its a page from the Pat Dye playbook if I have ever seen one.

AWK · « **Reply #76 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:23:50 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on April 27, 2009, 09:05:36 PM

And I think thats what this is about. Hell, you can go to nearly any Kia lot and buy one Kia and then get a second one free. Kia gets alot of publicity by doing this, and people talk about it. Everybody knows about it. But that talk is usually about how Kia vehicles are pretty shitty and they have to use gimmicks.

The whole limo deal just screams gimmick. Personally, I feel that our coaches are capable of selling a recruit on our school, our football team, and the education that he will receive while playing at Alabama. I feel they are capable of showing a recruit how he fits into our system, and how he would be an asset to our team. I think its great that you guys put lipstick on this thing and tout it as showing recruits how family oriented the coaches are by 7 of them riding together for days, but you and I both know thats not what this is about. Its all about showing a 16 or 17 year old kid a flashy limo. Its a page from the Pat Dye playbook if I have ever seen one.

A gimmick? Do you even know what the definition of a gimmick is? A gimmick, would be playing players actual fucking money in red elephants so that they would want to come play at your school. Showing up in a limousine, while it may be cheesy, is not a gimmick. Fuck my life...

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #77 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:45:44 PM »

AWK I'm sorry but this is a gimmick. And as long as pat dye is running wild at Auburn we cannot say shitto anyone about paying players.

stewiegriffin · « **Reply #78 on:** April 27, 2009, 10:05:35 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on April 27, 2009, 07:07:11 PM

Well shit.
We do look like a buch of yokels now.
You want to know how to impress a recruit? Hire a fucking coach that has a clue. This is truly embarrassing that the program has to allow itself to drop to this level in an attempt to cover up its massive shortcomings.
You want to get a recruits attention?
Act like a coach that wants to sign him to play at a major SEC power.
Don't act as though your picking him up to go do a pole dancing number down at the VFW.

The coach sucks

But he has hired a great staff!

The coach is not a winner

But his whole staff rolls in a limo dressed up like Baskin Robbins employees!!

I'm sorry but I cannot believe some of you that have gotten on this thread to defend this circus wagon stunt.
You wanna sign top recruits??? Hire a fuckin coach.
When a winner walks in recruits pay attention. When the clown car rolls in the parking lot the recruits laugh.

just shut up you fucking bammer, you're not fooling anyone

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #79 on:** April 27, 2009, 10:16:23 PM »

Actually stewie you are acting like a bammer.They are the only ones who think that the whole clown car fiasco is a good thing for Auburn. Well prowler thinks so too but he doesn't get out of mommy's basement much.

Tiger Prowl? Seriously?

number1bammer

#2Bammer