Have Some Fun

[Thrilla]

Here's a long one:

It's gonna be hard to top that one.

[Ogre]

This website is like a drug.  I can't quit it.

You: Hi
Stranger: I put on my robe and wizards hat
You: Sweet!
You: I have my septor
Stranger: asl?
You: 29/m/your mom's bedroom
You: You?
Stranger: dammit, when am I gonna find a chick to cyber with
Stranger: I thought I had one before
Stranger: but I was convinced she was a dude
You: Why don't you go out in the real world and try to find a real chick to fuck?
You: You can't be that ugly.
Stranger: been there done that
Stranger: this is just for shits and giggles
You: I'm really a female
Stranger: doubt it
You: You're making me wet
Stranger: sigh
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[Ranger12]

Loving Ogre's Ashton Kutcher discussion. Everybody knows that if it is not in wikipedia, than it can't be legit or trusted!

[Catphish Tilly]

hahaha, this thing is a fucking riot!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo yo!
Stranger: hola
You: que?
Stranger: nihongo yooku hanasemasen
You: si!
Stranger: aa hola
Stranger: español hablante?
You: why did i get stuck chatting with a mexican?
Stranger: xD
You: wtf language is that now
Stranger: im not mmexican, im chilean, conchetumadre
You: english motha fucka! do you speak it?!
Stranger: si
Stranger: !
You: i love chili
Stranger: i love bachelet
You: i love you
Stranger: i think we have a real connection!
You: i think it just moved...
Stranger: i love obama
You: yep.  definatly moved
You: you would.  all of south america is full of socialist swine
Stranger: xD
You: there u go again with this xD
You: xD
You: xD
You: xD
Stranger: xD!
You: i really like you
Stranger: means laughing
You: is something funny?
Stranger: when sombody writes xD, is like a face laughing
You: shut your face before i fuck it
Stranger: cant u see it?
Stranger: get rational plz
You: dont see it
Stranger: have u seen mordy?
You: i trust you tho
You: wtf is mordy
Stranger: he hasnt taken his glacoma medicine
You: ....
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>> _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
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[The Prowler]

Dude, this shit is fun....

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey?
You: Sup
You: Man, this one time at band camp
Stranger: omg
Stranger: what about it?
You: what you've been to the band camp too....
You: Anyway
Stranger: nope :D
You: the band director asked me
You: to play on the Rusty Trombone
You: 'course me being young and dumb
You: I did it
You: The dog didn't seem to like it that much
Stranger: lol
You: have you ever played the Rusty Trombone?
Stranger: that'd be freakkin if it was true XD
You: I've got pictures
Stranger: BS
You: I've got videos of it on the YouTube and RedTube
Stranger: That's nasty
You: You're telling me, I was the victim
Stranger: I'll bet, you liked it didn't you
You: Well.....
Stranger: youre sick man
You: Don't knock it if you haven't tried it

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